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We had a good thread about this yesterday, let's see if we can do it again:
If given a chance, would you abandon society to live and work in a farm/ranch style community? No/limited social interaction, everyone has a "place" doing fulfilling work, have the pride of growing/building something with your own hands, etc.
It sounds like a lot of robots were fairly attracted to the ideal, provided we keep the rules simple and no creepy religion/cult worship develops.
>>28612773
>limited social interaction
fewer people only makes it more important and more distressing
>>28613029
How so?
Originalio
>>28612773
the white horse has a boner
WAAAH WAAAAH WHY WONT A SINGLE WOMAN DATE ME
WAAAH WAAAH [statistical analysis of "race-mixing"] IS WHY I CANT GET A GF
WAAAH WAAAH [depression meme]
WAAAH WAAAH WOMEN ---***ONLY***--- CARE ABOUT HEIGHT!
WAAAH WAAAH 90% OF WOMEN 10% OF MEN MEME
WAAAH WAAAH IM SUCH A FAILURE / SOCIAL OUTCASTS BECAUSE [mitigating excuse placing the blame on others]
>WAAAH WAAAH ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES AND ITS CHAD'S FAULT ILL NEVER GET A GF
>"Why dont I have a GF?"
grow the fuck up. the only way you could make yourself appear even more pathetic is if you came to replyr9k is not one person
>>28612362
You're the one baiting
Have a
>(You)
>>28612362
What's easier: having introspection, realizing why things aren't going your way or finding convenient scapegoats to place the blame on so you don't ever have to fix yourself?
>it's a (you) episode
Why are you still waiting around for a girl to save you?
You don't actually believe that's going to happen do you?;_;
>best looking guy there doesn't have a girl
desu most of them girls are literally average, none are 'hot' or really attractive.
>>28612320
Those are some busted bitches
>>28612435
>>28612476
But look how happy they are you meanies
ITT: Prove you're more autistic then the other posters in thread
I'll start
>34 year old kissless virgin
>World of Wacraft is more important than my family
>Eat ramen 3 times a day
>>28612238
>20 yo virgin
>league is most important right now
>eat a microwave burrito every day
>>28612238
>watch hentai
>post on /r9k/ /b/
>play fallout 4 so i can say i have a girlfriend
>not kissless but still a virgin
>planned on just buying a fleshlight instead of getting a girlfriend
>getting overwhelmed by how civilization works
rate my autism /r9k/
>>28612238
I once tried to heat an egg using my butt to try to get a chicken out of it. Ended up crashing it.
Here's a question. Why is everybody on this board emo?
>>28612119
i'm not an emo frattelo sempai
Here's a question. Why don't normie faggots like you leave this board?
>>28612166
I browse /b/ a lot and i have yet to see several people wanting to kill themselves
>NEET of 2+ years
>First ever job interview is on Wednesday
How do I not fuck this up?
>>28611986
>b urself
original
>>28611986
relax, breath and don't sperg out.
Where's it at anon?
>>28611986
what type of job
wtf do I do with my hands when I'm walking? I tried awkwardly swaying my hands back and forth but it doesn't work and feels too forced.
>>28611836
buy a tambourine
>>28611862
Or just carry around a paper plate and pretend to play it like it's a tambourine
>>28611862
Oh desu, ur so funny haha :^)
Banned from 7 Natural Selection 2 Servers, within 15 minutes.
Who else is utterly /unlikable/??? I'm considered completly unlikable and fully obnoxious. Anyone else repulse people like me? Tell me your story.
>>28611746
If nobody likes you, why haven't you killed yourself yet. You would do a great favour to all the people around you.
>>28611834
I know, but the fact that people want me dead turns me on in a way that I will stay around longer to piss these cunts off.
I like it alot, please hate me.
>>28611871
Don't cut yourself on that edge fampai
How often did your parents tell you that they loved you Anon?
Every day and twice on Sunday.
mom twice
dad never
Very often,
>They say, I got brains but they ain't doing me no good
>I wish they could
SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD
SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD
SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD
>>28611649
I've always found the composition of this album cover disconcerting.
Almost a third of it is taken up by the flat text bar at top (look at all that empty space!).
Then, the shape of the white goat in the foreground becomes a kind of negative space in front of everything else, and clashes with everything else, dominating the photographic part of the composition. Since their color tone and dress blend in with everything that's left, you can barely see the band, or make sense of the composition at-a-glance.
I suppose using goats on an old nice-nice rock'n'roll cover could be construed as the beginnings of occultism/satanism in rock music as well.
I wanna crrrryyyyyyyyYYYYYYyyyyyyYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYyyyy
http://www.massgeneral.org/about/pressrelease.aspx?id=1937
>man gets penis cancer
>his penis is removed
>another man died
>his penis is removed
>dead man's penis grafted onto the alive man's pubic stump
Who's cucking who??????
>>28611604
Is Cooper going to be okay
they call him: the ghost cuck
>>28611604
Is it gay if he jerks off now?
what songs kept you going all these years?
mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=hHRNSeuvzlM
>>28611568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU&list=PLQ6rYGxGbPzfRyXRqq1BMmCokzbYliLmZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV8IZHYTOnY
Why do you post a Bowie image and not a Bowie song, OP?
>>28611568
I always prefered Dio's cover of that song, OP.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu1LiiXWBuo
>NEETs believe they can be robots
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sorry NEETfags, you're actually a whole lot closer to being a chad than you'll ever be to being a robot. I must kindly ask that you leave this board and never come back.
Perhaps you'd like to try Facebook.com? Its a great place for people to show off their awesome lives and how happy they are. Good luck out there!!
>>28611474
This.
Robots know the hardships of having exes and making little money.
NEETs are just bitter Chads who have beaten the system and cannot possibly know how hard a robot has it.
Is it bad to not be a bot?
>>28611474
>all those drug addict normalfags who gave relationships and friends precedence over schoolwork, and didn't graduate Highschool, browse this board and call themselves neets
when will it end
Robots, tomorrow I face fearsome women in battle...with words.
It's been some time since I last did thorough research on it, so stats have probably changed quite a bit and online sites lie
Only the knowledge of wizards can help me now. Stand and deliver unto me thine secrets, brethren.
>wage gap and any other "finish him" (more like her) statistics please
>>28611430
Youtube "shoeonhead"
Thank me l8ter
>>28611430
man you sound like a faggot. hope they beat you up son
>>28611744
You mean that hot "I'm on your side, now I'm cool" girl
>>28611807
>feminist detected
Watch when I see you tomorrow, bitch. I'm gonna penetrate you with long, hard facts
What percent of common 4chan greentext stories would you say are fiction?
My guess is 100%
>>28611305
0%. its all true
i generally assume all the good ones are fake
>>28611305
They're mostly fake, but it's so fucking entertaining
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