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/r/ing the "Baby" greentext
>pic unrelated
bump
fuck this original comment garbage
MY BRAAAAAAAAAND
>>28601561
>>28601407
Still better than the now generic le angry face trend.
Lol
>Tfw we run all the women out of r9k by calling them "roasties" etc.
>Tell them that femanons can't be robots.
Then still have the audacity to complain about loneliness and lack of female-companionship afterwards..
>/r9k/ is one person
>roasties are "women"
>femanons can be robots
ebic memes my friend :^(
girls on r9k are not gf material. they're all attention whores in one way or another(like everywhere else).
>>28601136
Because those women were nothing like us, did not care about us and just wanted to use us as beta orbiters and attention.
How do you make friends at a con?
I went with my sister last year and this one friend of ours, but I can't go with him this year and I don't to walk around all day with my sister. How do you usually meetup with people at these? Would it help having Skype to talk to them after I go home?
*don't want to walk
cosplay as something
the first time I went as Sebastian I got asked for my number n shit a ton of times
>>28601001
I'd say that a steam would work better. Many people going to cons are probably going to be gamers too; depending on the con, ofc.
Who /schizophrenia and insomnia/ here? I feel like it's becoming a bad combo.
Wow that gif is so cool, you are so cool le mentaly ill XD dangeroid stay away from you i shall, so cool you are! not edgy
As a pic would have been good. As a .gif makes you seem standoffish.
>>28600987
You are a dumbass, I hope it gets worse and you kys
>take a 30 hour break from the internet
>now surrounded only by my own thoughts
>see just how empty my life is without arguing with fellow virgins on anonymous imageboards
At last I truly see
I was in Hell the whole time
>>28600902
I end up wanting to kill myself when I'm left alone with my thoughts.
I spend all of my time on the internet so I can avoid that.
There's nothing to to IRL if you are socially retarded and you don't have any friends.
Same here. My internet went out last night (Got it back now though) and all I could think about was the many interactions I've had on this board. This place really does affect some of our lives.
>>28600902
and yet... here we are. Still.
So I think the majority of Australians might have been banned from posting on /v/ entirely.
Can we get some confirms/denies in here?
>>>/int/
you stupid little cunt.
>>28600718
Silly anon, that's not what I asked at all!
>>28600703
95% of Australians have a DSL connection. It takes them less than a minute to b& evade.
Realistically speaking, how long can someone be awake in a row?
Also what happens when you can't take it anymore? You just collapse and lost consciousness or you die on the spot?
>die on the spot
Lol. Are you serious OP.
Pretty long. Just ask any stimulant addict
>>28600581
I was locked away in a pysch ward for a month and didn't sleep the whole time despite being given two different sleep aids. The lack of sleep was driving me more actual insane than what my parents used to throw me in their against my will in the first place...
DUDE HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW ELLIOT RODGER'S BODY DOUBLE. I SWEAR IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM!
He was walking down the street in Santa Monica with his grandparents, and was wearing as yarmulke. Looked just like him I swear, it was totally surreal man.
elliot rodger was jewish faM
>>28600593
No. He never mentioned it in his press release, and his mom is Malaysian
SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS A FAKE SHOOTING.
Next tripfag drama when?
>>28600544
oooooo shhit whaddup
>>28600544
I wish eggman came back and made his vlogs again
>>28600714
i don't he was a attention whoring normal scum faggot
>tick tock tick tock
>DINNNNGGGGGG DINGGGG
Hello hello wagecuckies, time to wake up
nigga I work thu-sun
Hey man how have you been, was worried I didn't see any of these threads.
>wagekekking at target feels bad man
Fucckkkk
Why the fuck is it monday
And why do I have a persistent erection
>another entire day spent looking at porn
Who /addicted/ here?
i found out i could hook up my deluxe laptop to my 1080p 62 inch and the third thing i did was watch girls out west videos
I don't usually spent a whole ton of time on it, but I've been trying to quit watching porn for like 10 years. And I still use it almost everyday. Sometimes it's super depressing
Seriously? How am I supposed to react here? It is not a physical dependence I don't see how it's considered an addiction more or less self control
>you will never have a beautiful wife
>>28599989
I really want to be married
Really badly
I told my 2 friends this once and they actually laughed at me, I don't care about much I just want someone who
A. Loves me as much as I love them
B. Won't leave me, aka I can trust
Somehow marriage isn't taken seriously anymore and it pisses me off to no extent
>>28599989
>you will never have a beautiful house
>>28599989
>>28600383
>tfw you might ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
>that feel when no 1987 robot bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
>>28599853
It's actually incredibly sad. I wish I was never introduced to the internet. I wish it didn't exist. It turned me into the miserable recluse I am today.
I'm a normal looking human being who comes from a tall Slavic family. I used to be such a happy child with many friends and would always be running around the neighbourhood being happy. Fuck the internet for taking me away from that.
>>28599945
I know how you feel, Anon. It seems like everyone else is so caught up in the web of social media, while I'm just left scratching my head. Everywhere I used to go, people my age would just be staring at their smartphones all the time. I don't go anywhere anymore.
>>28600340
No, I guess you don't know how I feel. This isn't about
>tfw born in the wrong generation
Because there are lots of kids who still go out and do things like in in the flick a rebel without a cause. But it's about me. Not others. I'm not scratching my head when I'm outside. I feel self concious and panic stricken because I've lost all my social abilities. I've replace all my human interactions with that of the internet and anonymous message boards.
A gf can't bring you happiness like you can when you're by yourself. It's like bringing another piece of the outside world into your life. Are you really dependent on another set of eyes to watch you or have you been mislead to think you need that?
>>28599792
I legitamitley need a bf though
I want to cuddle and rub my hands through his hair and talk about politics and play some video games and plan romantic dates together
>TFW it wont happen
>>28599836
But when dealing with real people they always have a flaw and you start to realize how heavily romanticized your idea of a relationship is. Over time your mind will be numb to these ideas and you have to look inward instead of carnal pleasure.
>>28599906
Nah. I can handle flaws. I'm perfectly aware I've romanticised things. I would gladly take a bf even if he were flawed. Its worth it for the good moments.
>Pouring another shot in my room
>Can hear parents talking in their room
>Stop and listen closer
>"Do you think he's gonna make it?"
What did they mean by this? I doubt they know about Zyzz
>>28599689
>doing shots by yourself
>not just drinking out of the bottle
Baby's first depression
>>28599689
how old are you?
fucking robot
>>28599777
>First depression
Well it never ends, does it?
>>28599802
21. Though they may have been talking about my alcoholic brother who moved out of state onths ago and rarely contacts us
