Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2777. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2777. page
>tfw no spec ops bf
>>28599604
>tfw no rapebot gf
hahahaha, it is funny because you posted this before.
>tfw no ravioli bf
Any other OCDbots here?
Why are people SO FUCKING FILTHY? My fucking dad is so fucking annoying. He used to be so fucking good about it. He was the kind of person to always tell people to wash their fucking hands, ask if their hands are clean, open bathroom doors with a paper towel.. he was so fucking good about it. Then he completely fucking changed. To not washing his hands after pissing sometimes, to only rinsing his hands for a fucking second after shitting, to not washing his hands after fucking cleaning litter boxes. Times any fucking civilized person would wash their fucking hands. It's so fucking annoying. And considering he used to be so fucking good about it. I've put up with this for fucking years now, I'm so fucking tired of it. Dad you wonder why I don't let you stay at my apartment when you visit and you have to get a hotel instead? Why I never want to fucking ride anywhere with you in your car and insist on driving separate when we go somewhere? BECAUSE YOU'RE A FILTHY FUCKING CUNT. And now to be fucking living at his house again, at least he stays the fuck out of my bedroom so I can keep to myself here, but it's so fucking annoying. And he should fucking know. I don't want to discuss it with him and I shouldn't fucking have to. He taught me these values, now he should fucking abide by them. I fucking hate being in this fucking house. Cleaning door knobs and lightswitches and sink faucets etc all the time because other people are filthy fucking degenerates.
You can call me some OCD fag or whatever, people would say it's some compulsive thing that controls a person's life, or go to a therapist or whatever... but I WANT to be this way. I like being clean. I don't want to be a filthy fuck. If I did, I wouldn't go to a therapist or whatever, I'd just change by choice. One of my most deeply held values is to take good care of myself. Live a healthy lifestyle, work out, no drugs, etc... and that includes BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.
I don't even expect other people to be as good about this stuff as me but just have BASIC FUCKING DECENCY.
And it fucking tears at me because he's a great parent in most other ways, I love him for that, but I hate the filthy fucking fuck he's become in recent years. I have a lot in common with him, in general we get along well, he is supportive of me, he even helps me financially a fuck of a lot to help me pursue my passions... but if he fucking knew that it would mean so much more to me than any of the material stuff he does for me or gives me, it would mean so fucking much more to me than any of that if he'd stop being this filthy fucking cunt so I could feel comfortable living here for the first time in fucking years. That would mean more to me than any money or wealth or pretty much anything.
Why not just live on my own then? I do sometimes, back and forth.. but I have cats here, this is a much better home for them than any house or apartment I could get. And I won't leave them.
Fuck I just want him to stop being so fucking filthy. And he cares about me enough I think that if he had any idea of even a fraction of how much it fucking bothers me that he'd change even if just to make me happy. But at the same time how can he be so fucking incompetent to not know it must fucking bother me when he knows I'm a "germ freak" and am always washing my hands, shower a lot, always cleaning stuff etc... HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOUR FILTHY FUCKING DEGENERACY BOTHERS ME? I shouldn't fucking have to talk to him about it. And it shouldn't fucking matter that it bothers me, he should just be like any fucking civilized person regardless of me. FUCK THIS ALL, it's all I can fucking think about a lot of the time, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T PEOPLE BE FUCKING CIVILIZED? FUCK PEOPLE, FUCK THEM ALL.
It's been fucking years he's been like this and it's always fucking bothered me so fucking much and this is the first I've told anyone
FUCK IT ALL
>>28599589
I piss in bathroom soap containers
Jesus christ, that's OCD
I am was addicted to heroin for on and off since 20. Am 25 now. Use every couple weeks to months .
Why i shoot heroin. It makes me feel like the person I wish i was. I can talk , to anyone , infact I met my gf high . she didnt know till recently .
What is your fix
I am going to do it tommrow . ill post pics of my stash if need be.
>>28599578
Destroyed myself with coke find it hard to socialize without it but it's getting better.
>>28599578
I just want to kill myself.
I've tried stimulants, opiates, other depressants.
They're all pretty bad.
What I WILL say in heroin defence is this though: at least you don't totally fuck your mind up on it.
However, the dependence is like nothing else on this fucking earth, and the probability of death/overdose is rather significant as well.
Who else no STDs here? Not even herpes senpai, pure.
>>28599538
Herpes simplex 1 is almost impossible to avoid, how do you know you're completely free of STIs? What if an mosquito full of AIDs bit you and you haven't even realized it because all of the symptoms are laying dormant?
>>28599538
>virgin
>no STDs
>straight edge (not even caffeine)
>only drink water
>no junk food, ever
>skinny
>better hygiene than 99% of normies
>well shaved and clean cut
>/fa/shionable
>>28599761
Height?
origggimal
I
WANT
A
GF
AND
I
WANT
ONE
NOW
>>28599512
Don't deserve one
>>28599561
this desu
nature doesn't want you to pass on your incel genes
i really hope people on this board can one day come to terms with their loneliness like they have with their you are all so dumb ;p xd stupid autistic frogposting schoolshooting frogposting poosmelling womenhating dummies
also anger and self loathing and projecting
Anyone else here a three stroke creep?
I finally got a girl, but what the fuck is the point? I only last for less than a minute. She says it's fine but I feel so fucking terrible about it. I'm upping my fingering and tongue game, but man, I just want to be able to last for 10 minuttes. Is that too much to ask for?
self improvement works but the problems that stand before me now seems so overwhelming. I'm thinking of seeing a doctor. Can they help?
Please have a tip for me /r9k/.
have you tried getting fairly drunk beforehand?
Usually extends the show a bit
also pretty sure trojan makes dick numbing condoms for just this type of occasion... just gotta open an incognito browser for a second...
"extended pleasure" condoms are what they're referred to
Other than that you'll probably just have to muscle memory your dick as you go and eventually construct a plan of attack which doesn't see you nutting 3 strokes in
It is mutual masterbation? like is she jerking you, while you finger her?
If so, I just tell my gf to hold me. She just holds me cock while I finger her, till she cums.
Then I put it in her and usually last about 30min or more.
>cums in 30 seconds
>replies in 40 minutes
bravo
Why do women find this attractive?
women are attracted to what other women are attracted to
social proof
fame
money
>>28599295
Don't forget, he's also a 5'11 manlet.
I'm a bored NEET and want to learn a new language.
Chinese or Russian?
If trips OP must learn Russian
>>28599218
I probably will. I've tried chinese and it's really hard especially the signs and shit
Also russian is much cooler and i can talk to most beautiful women on the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Cq1hOlick
Russian sounds so amazing and manly
>>28599069
>Chinese
couldnt have picked a worse choice
Hey robots lets have a story about fellow robots and faggots who became normies
>Be me
>be 16
>on this chatting site with a bunch of other like minded robots
>we have facebooks
>friend everyone
>bout year later
>rediscover runescape
>facebook friend wants to get in on it
>fuckyes.jpg
>eventually get bored and start playing dwarf fortress
>learn my friend has a GF
>He goes to partys and shit with her
>call him a normie
>says hes not gonna change
>fast forward to today
>check facebook
>says he is going to abandon memes
>Tell him he was the choosen one
>type this thread out
I want to anal rape you OP
"Normie" by current r9k standards
>>28598955
I'm an admitted beta faggot and you somehow make me feel superior
It's okay robots. At least you're not mandatorily enlisted to a 3 years army service where you're literally considered property of the state and have your every right and shred of dignity ready to be revoked at the whim of inexperienced commanders and be a literal wageslave for 300-500$/month.
>>28598875
>mandatorily enlisted
wat
Probably wouldn't be any worse than sitting around on 4chan all day
>>28598875
there are israelis here too you know
>tfw 35 year old kissless virgin
>tfw no job
>tfw no gf
>tfw ugly manlet
>tfw too autistic to talk to people, especially girls
NONE of you know how I feel
>>28598679
get a job dude
fucking hell you're a 35 year old unemployed man
>>28598754
my autism trips me up during job interviews
37 yo khhv
I know your feels brobot.
similarly unemployed (although I used to be a good little wagecuck before).
not autistic though, so I don't have that handicap to excuse my failings.
welcome to misery.
I just wanna be loved and hugged and kissed :(
I'm a guy and j have a crush on a guy but he's straight I just wanna be with him :'(
I tried getting drunk but there's not enough alcohol so I'm just buzzed fml I hate living I hate myself someone just me hug </3
what's so appealing about guys? there is nothing.
>>28598501their cocks
>>28598501
he's such a cute guy and so nice I love himmmm :(
>tfw 10 threads on the thread watcher
>tfw refresh
>tfw no (You)'s
>>28598333
happens to me all the time, thread killer i guess
|~[[[[[>>28598586]]]]]~|
{---------------------------}
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[ffoor yyoou ssenppaii]
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>28598753
>sending it to him and not me, the OP
Hey anon, it's your wedding day, & were gonna make it memorable just for...you...
>>28598080
>'&' instead of 'and'
GTFO NORMIE
>>28598080
Awesome, bring fresh towels.
>>28598080
just Legochan, thanks. I want my sons to have strong jawlines.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO SERIOUSLY DO SOMETHING BAD IF THIS KEEPS UP
OP plz chill
what is wrong
Why don't you accept it, and do something right-
>>28598120
EVERYTHING IS WRONG
I NEEED POWER
POWER TO FORCE PEOPLE
AND IF I CAN'T FORCE THEM THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
