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Anyone here /luxuryneet/?
My dream is to have vidya and anime all day, but in a mansion. Autismbux just wouldn't satisfy my luxurious taste. Any ideas on how to get started? Minimal work and effort ideas only please.
>>28571174
>he doesn't live in a government-subsidized mansion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_WCs5ar4pU
>>28571174
You and every wage slave share this dream, only way to get it is to be born at least upper class and either be a mega Chad or have worked your ass off in school
If you didn't then just keep buying Powerball lottery tickets
>>28571174
If something were effort free and minimal work, everyone would do it once people got word
What are your talents and/or passions, anon?
>have one or two friends in high school
>graduate
>dont make any friends in college
>drop out
>return to college after living with my parents for two years
>still cant make friends
>final semester i make a friend
>both of us graduate
>she leaves
I want to die. She's been gone for just a week, and I already feel completely alone. I can't go back to not having friends for years on end. I want to die. Please.
Just ate a jar of Edy's ice cream.
Fuck that guy, he's a piece of shit
Why was college different when you returned?
I got offhandedly invited to a rave 100 miles away once. That changed my life and let to a very interesting turn of events due to being invited to another party and meeting my best friend.
Hey anon, were gonna get busy this weekend, you in?
half of these girls are probably very likely browsing this board right now
>>28571100
Double dubs tells the truth
Idk though, they're women after all
>>28571100
cow tits needs to post them right now
Only post sexy planes ;3 preferably jets. x)
>>28570738
I love a good well drawn engine
>>28570805
We could hit the image limit from XR735 alone.
What is r9k's favorite model?
>>28570853
> not wanting the Avro Arrow RL-207
Just drank half a litre of vodka and got a pack of cigs, I'm on top of the world.
>>28570633
>Just drank half a litre of vodka and got a pack of cigs
Calm down, badass
I get like that too, but really, living people get out more.
The phone calls dry up once you're worm food, and Vodka is no longer of any use except as an ad-hoc preservative.
>>28570819
I don't feel like a badass for committing harm to my own body willingly
>>28570888
I just want a few hours of my day to enjoy, I realize I am one of societies sickest citizens. Shoot me in the face, senpai. I'll give you $100.
Any of you high functioning alcoholics?
If so is it hard to hide the smell at work and such?
>>28570543
When did the trend of prefacing with high functioning begin? I want to harm the initiator.
I mix everclear with water and eat pungent foods.
>>28570598
>the trend of "high functioning"
high functioning literally just means that you can hide it from other people or not have it effect you, etc. "high functioning" has been in use for years, it's not some new meme
There is no such thing as a high functioning alcoholist. If you are high functioning, meaning that your drinking doesn't affect your every day life, you are not an alcoholic.
Stop pretending.
I pulled out my D and I pee'd
In public, I don't care no fuck who see'd
>>28570396
dem hot raps yo
you gonna be da nex jibby o ty'meese o somefin
>>28570396
BANG BANG! O BLOCK! 3HUNNA! GBE, GDK!
>>28570489
Stupid thot. Chief "7777 lean cups" Keef is already pretty famous, he earns an insane amount of money every year while you workcel to death.
If chief keef has autism what is your excuse, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTH8Fj9S3fA
Dubs and I kill myself
Roll with me faggots
dubs and i kill myself as well
blox
>>28570312
I lost my bitch of a girlfriend, lost my job and almost dropped out of school within a month... Rolling
>>28570312
rolling for OP.
Also if no one gets dubs and you need someone to talk to I'll be here.
Why does this board lean so far to the right politically?
>>28570053
What made you think it didnt is the better question.
>>28570071
I never thought it didn't I'm just curious as to why.
>>28570053
>implying
I don't have a political affiliation, fuckboy.
how does 3/10 fem looks like?
>>28569738
like Jabba the Hut
>>28569738
Need comment to posy
>>28570122
Holy shit that fucking jaw
Hey robots. Normie here, but I need your help. I fucked a feminist last night. It was her idea and she initiated it.
How do I prevent myself from being accused of rape? I heard that they have to have quotas for false accusations.
False rape accusations aren't nearly as common as places like this would have you believe.
Calm down.
>>28569615
>>>/pol/
you either wait and realize that you won't get accused or you go and ask someone who actually knows law
im pretty sure that NEETs aren't the best people to ask about this shit.you mega autist
>>28569615
You cross your fingers and pray.
If you somehow got your dreamgirl and had a kid with her, would you prefer he resemble you or her the most?
>>28569603
Her, because then I'd find our daughter hot.
Definitely her.
He'd probably look almost totally white and would not have to grow up like I did.
>>28569603
My dreamgirl is white so I would definitely prefer it if our children looked like her. Also Temari is best girl.
>tfw sarcastic 80% of the time
>tfw almost never genuine
>tfw always thought I was funny
>tfw realize it's probably why no one likes me
Should I stop or is it just in my head? I mean I make myself laugh tb h
As long as you make yourself laugh that's all that matters.
>>28569568
>that entire post
literally me
>>28569568
Take it or leave it, but here's a fact for you: Intelligent people look down on sarcasm. It's crude, it's cheap, and it's easy. It's a reflexive action of self-defense, from cowards who try not to perform to much self-examination.
Being genuine is difficult, if you're going to sound intelligent when doing it without sounding like a self-indulgent-shit.
You will get looked down on, for sarcasm. It's not necessarily-the-case that the things everyone thinks apply to you do, just because you're sarcastic. But let's be real: you're the rule--not the exception.
>tfw 6'6''
>tfw no bull will ever want me
;________________;
>>28569532
How big is your cock tho
What exactly is this post supposed to be? I don't think moomoos can use the internet.
>>28569625
Internet ist verboten in the typical moomoo household.
tibietch though I would a qt 6'6" gf. Tall women are 100% fine by me.
What the hell is wrong with manlets? Why do they not just go extinct?
>>28569477
Nah you just hate Peter Jackson.
Just don't watch him man. Like nigga just walk away from the screen.
>>28569477
Tfw 6'1" purgatory
Sometimes tallest in the room sometimes shortest. Might tower over a train carriage full of men but then made to feel like a manlet by a tall teenage girl
>>28569657
>manlet trying this hard now to be btfo
