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Friday night is movie night edition.
I wish the weather would make its mind up what its doing desu.
What's tonights film senpai
>>28698546
I'm going to watch either Akira Kurosawa's Dream or Ran
so fags in plain packaging then, its not gonna make a blind bit of difference
what do you wear robots?
I am autism incarnate.
A Always
B Be
C Cozy
>>28698314
nah, you are just gay signalling
Okay, Robots. Let's start one of these threads.
Also, write a brief description of each drawing. Go!
>>28697960
Why not you first OP?
>5 years ago
Unemployed, wearing comfy, but cheap track jackets, polos and jeans (mostly primark except the jackets, that was JDsport)
No friends.
Listened to p4k/nme approved shit and 'indie emo/screamo' like Sunny Day Real Estate, Jessica Six, Pianos Become the Teeth etc.
Top bands, Mogwai, Carissa's Weird, Burial
Lots of free time so played the shit out of everything.
>now
Working, making 250uk quid a week on 4 shifts doing kitchen work. Easy job, nice people.
Listen to the same shit I listened to then, hardly keep up with music because work.
Play games rarely so favs are still Silent Hill series, Soulsborne and Dungeon Crawlers.
>never want to be
the guy who thinks he's a smart intelligent cunt because he listens to metal and reads game of thrones.
I may look like a chav cunt mate, but I've read books that are worth reading mate. Not, not fucking Ayn Rand you melt.
>>28698218
I was finishing my take home exam for graduate school. I posted this thread because I wanted to stay awake and I wanted to know more about the demographic of this board. I'll post mine a little later, I'm almost finished.
>>28698218
Voting leave senpai?
Redpill me on drugs. Which ones are 'good', which ones are bad, and why they are degenerate.
>>28694785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ekkXrfmPM8
Eh, I don't know. Watch this.
>>28694785
All drugs are degenerate. They're one of the worst forms of escapism. In moderation they can be acceptable. Alcohol and marijuana are the most tolerable if you're not a fag about them. Most other drugs are dangerous.
Spread eagle across the block bitch
What is your fetish, robots?Original thread
>>28693299
Oh hey it's her.
Here's a vid of that fat ass in motion.
>>28693299
Lactation. No matter what, Lactation is what gets me off the most.
Inverted nipples that become outverted? Close second.
>>28693299
>>28693360
She's an escort. If you're a Bong in L O N D O N with a wad of cash you can bang her. Hijab and all, if you like. Supposedly she has a long waiting list.
Post more choice games, especially desert island or "locked in a room" ones.
Here's one that's always been regarded as one of the better ones.
That's a more recent example of the genre.
That's a bit of a strange one, for reasons which would become clear to you if you try to answer it.
4 days until St Elliot's day
Let's stretch St Elliot's day into a week long celebration.
24 hours is too short to celebrate properly
>>28672588
dubs confirm
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>>28672588
With kek's dubs blessing, we'll make it so.
Why don't you fags start playing RPGs to meet new people? They are very accepting of autists, most of them are autistics themselves. RPGs are a fun escapist hobby and in my opinion they are more rewarding than vidya. Why don't you give them a shot? You can just show up at a local game store on certain nights and play D&D. They are very friendly and if you are shy they don't give a fuck because half of them are shy too.
>>28704387
I don't want to meet people, especially not those people
the last time I played D&D the people ree'd me out of the group and killed my character because they thought I sucked at the RP aspect
>>28704387
>tfw live in the middle of no where with no game shops
>Free will exists
Yes, because I chose the genes and environmental influences which formed the person I am today and every single choice I have ever made, despite the fact that the very concept of "me" simply refers to the amalgamation of these various factors into one entity.
Why are normies so stupid as to think free will is anything but a meme?
Normies simply confuse will for being free will because they don't think about things in terms of cause and effect. However it has already been determined when and if everyone stops believing in it.
>>28703192
The illusion of free will is just as good as the real thing.
Try me, fag.
>>28703192
>Why are normies so stupid as to think free will is anything but a meme?
It's not stupidity, it's cynical calculation. Belief in free will enables them to blame people whom otherwise they would have no excuse to not help: 'just apply your free will to pull yourself out of this shit bro kthxbye'.
/thread (yes, /thread)
Ask a psychopath anything. A real psychopath not a meme psychopath. I don't kill people or torture animals.
inb4 triggered flailing autists foaming at the mouth
inb4 calling me an edgy teenager
inb4 neckbeards tell me what "real" psychopaths are
inb4 mouth breathers tell me personality disorders don't exist
Come at me nerds.
What did you do, though?
Originalo commentaro
Why do you think you're special enough to have a thread dedicated to just you?
On which maps should I play Reaper?
If you have a job you are a slave. Plain and simple.
All these normies that slave away 7-10 hours a day, almost every day of their life for 50 years before they can retire and get their 5 years of freedom before they fucking die are full of shit when they say they're "living life to the fullest". They're literally wasting their lives breaking their backs for some fatass CEO sitting in an office chair that doesn't give a fuck about them when they could be free and actually enjoying life.
>be free living life
Do you think living life is free?
People sure like being told that they are slaves.
>>28701909
we're all slaves to our hungers and desires.
There's no escaping it. A man's gotta eat. A mans gotta have a warm place to sleep.
You're little narrative doesn't fit it properly, at any rate-- Life can be enjoyed any day of the week. And lets face it: Almost any good hobby or activity costs money.
Streaming TV shows and anime, and playing vidya all day are fine and dandy, but let's be real here: There's still weekends, holidays, and booked time off.
Your life is wasting just as fast as the rest as us, and I highly doubt your life is more enjoyable than mine when I can take my pontoon boat out on the water any weekend, or take a trip to italy for a week or two.
>be "that guy who knows everything about computers" on the workplace
>qt obviously asks me to take a look at her awful laptop
>dis gonna be gud.tga
>dump the whole disk on your portable hdd, then remove a few viruses and fix the piece of shit
>"omg anon u must b a geniouse how did you do this", yeah fuck off
>come home and take a look at the bounty
>pictures, music, and video folders are empty
>documents folder contains a couple of outdated cvs and some bullshit ppts about shit I don't care about
>decrypted skype convos, fucking nothing other than some retarded spanish lesson she took with some guy over skype
>lurked the google chrome profile, nothing but boring websites about jobs in marketing
>the bitch actually deleted fucking everything before giving me the computer, LITERALLY nothing useful found on the whole hard drive
>tfw I had no time to dump the drive sector by sector and this is all I got are a bunch of useless pdfs and ppts
You got pwned faggot.
>>28701072
>>28701030
OP u got fucking smashed cunt
By the way I just found a pdf about menstruation. Fuck this. Seriously. It wasn't worth the risk of getting caught booting things on her computer while my hdd was connected. If only I had more time.
She's either the purest girl around (impossible) or she had so much nasty shit on her drive that deleting everything was easier than just removing sensitive material. If only I had more time I could have found some good shit. Instead now I'm reading stuff about a regular menstrual cycle.
Redpill me on Trump. I'm a big fan of a lot of what he says. But, how likely is it that he'll actually be able to implement his plans?
Why do people come on this board and say "redpill me on?" This board houses a bunch of shutin NEET losers who are some of the most uninformed people I have ever seen online and are also incredibly driven by their own stupid agendas and flaws.
He will be just like every president
Big promises, speaks like everything will change, then does nothing once he's in the white house
>Trump has no real political experience.
>Trump has business experience yes but,
>Political experience =/=Business experience
>He's had so many failed ventures.
>He know's good god damn well if you want to succeed you better tell the people what they want to hear
>Has flip flopped words and stances like any other politician left or right.
>Says illegal immigrants are bad but, has used them to make his resorts.
>Being a good businessman/millionaire means that you had to stab people(s) in the back. To get and maintain that status.
All in all, Not one of these people running for president are good. But, I'll take Trump over Hilary any day.
God I want to be a girl so badly, they have it so fucking easy
>All a girl needs to be a 10/10 stacy is wear makeup, work out, do hair
>Girls can never be lonely, they can always get dick even if they're fat, old, a single mom, etc
>On the other hand, guys have to be at least 6'1, white but not too pale, muscular, strong jawline, rich, 10/10 social skills
>A 3/10 autist girl can get a 10/10 chad and still have a shitton of orbiters, because guys will literally find anything qt and fall in love with anything.
>A girl can be a used up loose roastie, short, mentally deranged, fat, acne, bad facial structure, but guys will still be "omg so qt"
>Girls are still seen as hot even if their sexual market value has decreased by having a disgsuting loose whore vagina.
>Girls will always have society in their favor no matter what they do
>Girl will leave a guy as soon as they find an alpha chad, even if she's been dating the guy for years.
>Girls can get over a guy in a few weeks, guys take years
>Girls think it's appalling when a guy cheats once, but think it's totally fine to cuck their boyfriend and talk about an "open relationship" and to "stop thinking about oppressive patriarchal norms" so they can ride the cock parasol
Legit I hate being a fucking guy, I want to start taking hormones and I'm not even transgender. Girls have it so much easier, even traps are now being seen as girls, and everyone always posts on here how trap life is so much better than boy life.
>Girls can get over a guy in a few weeks, guys take years
>Girls can get over a guy in a few weeks
>get over a guy in a few weeks
>in a few weeks
>weeks
>girls have it so easy
>proceeds to just talking about sex and dating
Also
>a 3/10 autist girl can get a 10/10 Chad
How delusional are you?
>I'll just blame my shortcomings on others, take no responsibility and whine how others have it easier
I bet you're fat too
About to do some addy (kiddie coke) for some revision for an exam I've got tommorow. Gonna use some Diphenhydramine as a downer this evening.
Who else doing /drugs/?
All gone now lol
>>28699804
>tfw no drugs tonight because friday is no longer the cool night to go out
>tfw gonna drop E tomorrow for the first time in 10 years.
>>28699804
Haven't had anything in ages outside of cigs and booze.
How do I get prescribed addy? ADD?
