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What is your favorite album, r9k? (Pic related)
Also what type of music do you typically listen to?
>inb4 "Anything that normies don't listen to!!"
Alrighty then guys, talk about it later.
>>28681098
I cannot really pic one album. My music taste is pretty wide, but if I were to choose one genre that would be old school emo/emo violence. Some of my favorite bands are Saetia, Off Minor, Funeral Diner, Raein, La Dispute, pageninetynine, Ampere, The Saddest Landscape and many, many more
Pic related, my favorite album this week
>>28681098
im going to dump
>start an argument with someone online
>get a reply
>heart starts racing and hands start trembling
>somebody calls you out on your bullshit
>close tab
>close browser
>close laptop
>heart racing
>express an opinion
>some faggot comes out of the woodwork spouting cliches he heard off crime shows thinking he's a fucking attorney
>>28680993
>starts an argument online
>expose my edgy opinions
>waves of normies come against me
>never look at the discussion again
Everytime
![1209725_101637826883328_1843729577_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/srjwAay.jpg "1209725 101637826883328 1843729577 n[1]")
How can jawlets compete? Your jawline defines your genetic worth
>>28680715
That's not really a great jawline though.
>>28680715
>That
>Good jawline
Bitch please.
hhhnnngggggg
originale desu~
What do girls want in guys?
Money? Looks? Dominance and leadership?
Give me the truth women. I want to know you're anonymous so be honest what you are really looking for in a guy
>>28680278
>thinking that women know what they want
maximum kek
>>28680278
They don't know what they want.
The bottom line is a physically healthy man who clicks with them. How you're meant to click is open for speculation.
They want the most chaddy guy they can find.
Who /comfy/ here?
Post pics
Tumblr tier I know
From VICE somewhere
comfy music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znVj9VUnGI
you can also play it with this simultaneously:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDq6TstdEi8
Who here literally never fucked a girl?
I feel like a lot of people are just meming but I've actually never kissed, hugged or fugged a girl before.
L IT E R A L L Y
>>28679757
>I feel like a lot of people are just meming
a lot
nowhere near all
>>28679757
I have actually fucked a girl.
This will sound like meming but i would actually prefer to still be a virgin, because i know that i will literally never ever fuck a girl again.
Think of it like this
>theres a food in the world that youve heard is good
>eat it once, its amazing, its blowing your brains out
>someone suddenly takes this dish away from you
>you will never have this food again
>literally cant stop thinking about it
vs
>theres a food in the world that youve heard is good
>you can never eat it, so you dont know if its actually that good and you dont care
>keep on living life as usual
>>28679757
It's normal for people like us. You'll fit right in.
You don't need it to live, though it'd be nice.
who is /skeleton/ here?
>I'm 184 cm
>53kg
How do you cope with it?
Do you get called a skeleton/2d?
Eat a sandwich faggot.
You're killing yourself.
>>28679094
LIKE IF I HAVE A CHOICE RETARD
i was on a Mcdonald's eating streak for 4days. Guess what? NOT A LITTLE BIT OF PLUS WEIGHT
Its certainly better than being fat but still its very bad sometimes because people push you around/dont take you seriously
>>28679159
You're illiterate.
Get some anabolic muscle powder from a fitness store. Mix it with milk.
This is what the typical "femanon" looks like. Would you date this thing? No? Then you're the reason why you're a lonely KHV.
Most femanons are actually passably cute and are just here for attention. There are some true disgusting beasts, though. Typically the fat ones.
I'm a lonely KV because I'm insecure about my penis size and have BDD.
>>28678414
That looks like my friend Cody in a Pride and Prejudice wig.
Shit I think it is
What are your fetishes and kinks rowbots?
Maybe you'll find other degenerates like yourself.
I'll start, I'm into hypnosis stuff. I get off to hypnotizing people or being hypnotized, watching it is fun too. Pic related was one of the first moments I figured it all out.
originality bump original
originality bumping
>favorite book
>favorite film
>favorite TV show
>favorite album
>favorite vidya
>>28678040
>drizzt series
>gone in 60 seconds
>entourage
>brand new eyes
>league
my answers for these things are always so cringey I can't bring myself to even post them anonymously.
>>28678100
It's about just posting whatever comes to mind and not stressing about being judged.
How can anyone who has had sex before be depressed or discontent with life?
You've literally experienced the best thing life has to offer, and you can also call yourself human. You were accepted entirely by another human being.
I can never take the plight of a non-virgin seriously.
>>28677472
>You've literally experienced the best thing life has to offer
3/10 made me reply
Because they take it for granted in the same way that we take having enough food or running water for granted. It's basically zero for them. That's why sex is right at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
>>28677500
it is though, you just dont think so because you've probably done it so much
What does /r9k/ wear?
Me is pic related
Any old garbage.
Right now, linen shorts and a t-shirt
>>28677430
Too much black/dark colors
>>28677430
Whatever is comfy and doesn't make me look autistic
Who /ugly/ here?
Draw yourself and post your ugly feels.
I'll start.
>tfw the screen goes black and you see the face of something that barely resembles a human
I don't understand why you ugly guys don't just post pics of your faces. We've all seen what ugly people look like. Most of the "handsome" people on 4chan are not as handsome as they think so maybe you're not as ugly as you think?
>>28677459
people will shout and call us /soc/ if we post facesnot op
Origano comento.
What was the reaction of the last girl who was aware you were attracted to her?
Disgust most likely.
She rejected me and we stopped talking. I did a pretty good job at hiding the fact that it crippled my self esteem.
pic incredibIy reIated
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Ohayou everywan!
I wanted to try to create a coalition today.
First, we should decide on its name.
I sugest ci/a/lition (an old joke from a year ago), but I'm open to propositions.
>>28676715
have you forgot about the Cyborg's? I feel misrepresented
>>28676774
There are no memebers of that party in this parliament. You could start this party again and become its leader if you want to.
