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Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
I'm going to anwser questions about tulpas if anyone has any.
>>28654825
Ohayou everywan!
Do you have any plans on what are we going to do today?
>>28654915
There are no bills in the docket, so we can't vote on any today, unless somebody proposes some bills.
I'm taking a look at the wiki.
To everyone:
Take a look at the list of MPs, and update your tripcode if there is no name of your party in square brackets (update the wiki too).
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Compiled_list_of_MPs
I posted who has wrong tripcodes in the comments.
If you are independent, don't use square brackets at all.
How big are your feet?
How tall are you?
Do you with they were bigger, smaller, longer, shorter, wider, thinner?
>>28654516
>White female shitskin male
>>28654516
>6"
>Size 11.5
>Nah feels good man.
>>28654516
5.6, UK size 8 US size 9
What was the worst time of your life?
>>28654174
>inb4 birth
When I was bored. Like now
You mean, of your life 'so far'
Can we have a good old fashioned misogyny thread?
I sadly don't have many pictures to share.
>>28654011
>you would have to prove that cunts are human
Women literally are human, though.
>>28654041
Yeah, they're just children
>>28654011
>He's still a misogynist instead of being someone who just doesn't give a single shit about women
>Wow look at me wanting to dehumanize women am I cool yet?
You're just giving them more attention and justifying the cause of many radical feminists, you dumb fuck.
How's high school treating you?
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8POd7eOzljw
gymcels gonna gymcel
>>28654013
Watch the video pham
I don't watch his videos but he seems like a cool guy.
This video didn't make me feel much of anything.
I've heard all of this before.
https://imgur.com/gallery/g98ai1t
> Attention whore makes Imgur post about building her first gaming PC
> PC is premade; seems like it's from the early/mid 00's
> Decides to make the picture a selfie; takes up half of the image
> Comments section is half white-knighting, half people calling her out on it
> Updates the description, blaming it all on arthritis
>>28653802
>600W PSU
>two HDDs
If that machine was a prebuilt, it's at least been modified/upgraded.
The last gaming PC I built looked very similar to that, with no flashy gaming components and no effort put into wire management.
That's imgur for ya. Not too long ago there was some collab of pictures and news clippings of various situations where feminists were acting like total dicks towards men's issues, and the comment section was full of whiteknights and tumblurettes calling the OP "whiny neckbeard MRA" etc.
>Don't be a cunt about the selfie - I've had arthritis for 7 years (severe in every joint) and at 21 years of age just got told I need to have my jaw joint replaced :/ Building this PC has really lifted my spirits and I'm so excited about it I have to tell everyone :)
What the hell does arthritis has to do with that selfie?
Why aren't you dating a plain autistic girlfriend?
>>28653536
>le autistic gril maymay
because every girl I talk to never talks to me again ;_;
>>28653536
I asked her 9993 times.
Maybe I just have to try 7 extra times.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not see it (preferably may). Bonus points if you use full names.
>>28653001
emily i love you and cant deal with just being friends but the thought of loosing you completely is more than i could handle
>>28653001
F.
Do you want my D or his
make up your fucking mind
>>28653001
To Katherine W.
Look, you're a great girl (and lord knows I would have boned you back in high school) but I want you to understand: You don't tell someone you're gonna go out with them, then two days beforehand get back with your ex, THEN get engaged to him a week later (btw not at all surprised that fell through, a man who broke up with you by saying "God told me to do it" is not worth getting back with) and come back a fucking year later.
Shit doesn't happen. You're not exactly stable right now, wait until you get your life and hair and weight back on track.
Do robots have shitty handwriting? I believe so, post your brown fox story, R8 others and blame our shit lives on something else.
Normies need not post.No bully
>post your brown fox story
Cameras are a pain in the ass so here's a repost of writing what was in a previous thread instead.
>>28652832
Autism: the font
>>28653129
Looks like a retard wrote it
>>28653129
Nigga what is that
>live other roommates
>watch porn on mute 99% of the time
>find vids i really really like
>every one pretty much perfect for my fetish
>i pay for a membership and download all the vids
>both roommates leave this morning
>finally can watch with the sound on
>cameraman is a disgusting creep who wont stop talking
>calls girls assholes "turd cutters"
>calls girls vaginas "fish tacos", "slop holes" and "faff-chutes"
>loud, uncomfortable moans when hes getting BJs
>talks to the girls like a pedo when he fucks them
>orgasm: "im gonna spunk... gonna spunk... GONNA SPUNK... I'M SPUNKIN!!!.... UHHHHHHHHHHH-uhhh-MMMMM-UHHHHHH OHHHH YEHHH-HEHH-HEHHH MMMMM-OHHHH YEAH!!!!!
are these feels too obscure for you guys
>>28652571
That is actually funny
You screwed up as soon as you paid for porn
Does anyone else feel like finding 4chan was a mistake? My life has only gotten worse since I'm using this website, especially r9k.
Besides the obvious hours wasted reading shitposts which I mostly gain nothing from I feel like it has also destroyed my personality. My humor has gone from normal to something most of my peers can't relate to. 4chan has filled me up with dumb opinions and ideas about women, race, work, and basically EVERYTHING which prevent me from thinking like a normal human being. It made me worry about stuff I didn't care at all about or didn't even knew existed before.
How do you feel about this?
Yeah pretty much the same for me although the way it changes you is for the better some ways.
Best thing to do is to stop coming here if you think its that bad for you but I cant do that even though I only go on r9k and a few generals on other boards i still get a good laugh out of coming here usually on my phone or at home when im bored.
If you can stop just stop thinking about it too much and just try and enjoy life
I've fallen for the 4chan meme. Post 4chan I've watched trap and interracial porn. Now these things actually occur to me
You don't belong here. Get back to whatever shithole you crawl from.
Been using this mongolian poetry forum since 07. I though i finally found home until fags like out started flooding in.
Hey robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
Femanons, describe your ideal boyfriend
>>28650822
>Hey robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
someone who loves me and tries to talk to me everyday
also no major mental illnesses or fatties
>Femanons, describe your ideal boyfriend
pls describe me femanons ;_;
someone i can actually enjoy spending time with
also they have to be at least a 7/10
Oh, is it time for "describe an ideal gf/bf as the op states and trigger a bunch of bitter autist that can never fufill even the most basic requests" thread? Yeah, no. Ive had my fill.
Besides its mostly femanons posting but never giving out contact info or responding when someone trys to communicate with them.
And neckbeards in it for the (you)s.
howhot.io
if you get hmm or ok ratings you have no right to complain about no gf and should not be allowed to reproduce for the good of all mankind
keep your shitty genetics contained m8
>implying I have pictures of myself
>tfw no gf
>tfw no qt to share near perfect genes with
Why even live
>>28649976
the app automatically sends you a gf if you score above ok tbqh
you should expect her within a week
Why is society so disgusted by love between two people that they act like it's worse than Hitler and Pol Pot combined?
But he is fucking CHAAAAAAAAD
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Because one party has the mental depth and capacity for critical thought of a parrot, you apologist scum.
It used to be normal until feminists happened.
Too much for my autism edition
is r9k sick of interpals already?
also how did it end up migrating from int?
>>28644586
Im sick of it
These threads are like the cam threads, needs to end.
I enjoy these threads!
>tfw your qt views your profile
I wish she'd write me back already, though.
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