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post ur mix
all ethnicities welcome
"it's been 5 months since the last edition" edition
>>28662347
>tfw half indian
why did my mother decide to breed with a shitskin
>>28662347
south indian/white
unibrow game strong
>>28662376
>>28662379
half indian appears to be more common than i realised
Get the FUCK in here grandpas. How's everyone holding up?
>try to get serious about fitness again
>immediately hurt my back and stop
The future is looking brighter everyday.
I'm 25 and think about ending it because everything is over anyway
life is lived in high school and college, after that it's wageslavery and all your peers become more boring with every month, settle down, etc.
I don't know a single person post college who has a fun life, except the rich ones
fuck this shit
>26
>still a virgin
>never even kissed a girl
>still no full-time job
God I want to fuck a girl so bad, I wish I had a dweeby loser girlfriend to stuff
>>28662277
>anime gif
>dweeby loser girlfriend
>still a virgin
>never even kissed a girl
gee what a surprise
Show us what you got. Anybody in to solo camping/hiking?
>>28661732
Is that heaven ?
>>28661827
Just Washington, Olympic Mountains
Bosporus Strait
1/?
Enjoying the drive home, wagecuck?
No worries! Only three more hours of traffic, then you'll be all set to enjoy the 45 minutes of free time which you earned after toiling away for 9 hours.
Don't stay up too late though - gotta get up early to beat the traffic!
Thanks Anon! You have a good day aswell!
>>28661412
Hey anon I have the same picture saved on my computer. Lets derail this thread by posting more shibbies.
Don't mind me just crashing the shib market
>mommy and daddy are forcing me to get a drivers licence
>tfw mommy is forcing me to come with her right now to practice driving in a parking lot
fuck this, i don't even care anymore I am crashing this plane
see you in a few hours guys hopefully by the time I come back I will put this bitch in the fucking hospital
god speed. My parents are the same way. I am never going to drive, driving is scary man. Not to mention it will inevitably lead to people using you and getting a car that will drain your wallet.
>>28660717
>got my driving licence 3 years ago
>still scared of driving
>parents are making me drive my niece and nephew on a 2 hour journey up the motorway to London
There's like a 20% chance none of us will survive the journey desu.
>>28660766
Yeah pretty much nothing good or worthwhile can come from driving. If you are a robot it really is a useless skill to have.
I only have my permit right now from taking the written test. I failed it the first time but my parents made me take it again and said they would be super upset if I failed again.
Hopefully I can do everything in my power to not get the license but I'm not very powerful so it'll probably happen soon... I hate this :(
You guys realize that Caucasian women are vastly superior to the women of other races in just about every conceivable way?
Hispanic Women
>Short, squat, fat and hairy
Black Women
>Large, square, ratty haired, mannish and aggressive
Asian women
>Short, unathletic, straight black matted hair, weak bone structure, nasty pubic hair, no curves without surgery, weird smell
Arab women
>Heavily inbred, long distorted faces, strange lumpy bodies
Meanwhile....
White women
>Tall, slender, curvaceous
>Lush flowing locks, a broad variety of beautiful hair colors (brown, blonde, black, red)
>Pure white skin that softly tans
>A broad variety of strikingly beautiful eye colors (blue, green, light brown)
>Delicate, refined facial structure
>Athletic and confident
Just in terms of general bone structure, body shape, and ancillary traits (hair color, eye color, facial structure...etc) white women are head and shoulders above the females of any other race in terms of beauty. Men all over the world fantasize about them, the absolute peak of physical perfection
All women are sweet. I like me a little not-so-curvy asian. Shit, I like them all. All types. Being single is cool.
I don't think your category for Arab women is very accurate at all.
>>28660413
No fucking shit, thanks for the newsflash you fucking faggot
>tfw smoking is so fucking cool
>tfw you don't want to get cancer
>>28660306
I could never get into smoking, it just doesn't do anything for me other than make me cough.
>>28660306
It's pretty badass. But if you genuinely don't want cancer then you genuinely shouldn't smoke.
>>28660306
>tfw cancer won't make your life worse, jist shorter
The last two digits of your post is the number of squats you need to do. NOW
>>28660168
please no 99
i wont do any squats, what am I, some /fit/ fag? working out is for the mentally ill with too much time on their hands
>>28660202
that was easy, let me try again
>you will never go to a public high school
It feels so fucking bad. I went to a small private high school with like 300 people, no hallways, only normies, no clubs, no sports teams. It sucked. I wish I had gone to a public high school. I missed out on every high school experience.
I feel like killing myself when I think about how my life could have been if I hadn't hated every minute of my life for 4 years.
How do I get over this?
I dropped out of high school and homeschooled myself, high school is terrible
>>28660152
>I missed out on every high school experience.
anon, I guarantee you the experience would be the same
instead of 300 normies it's 3000 normies
high school just isn't the place for robotsor anywhere else for that matter
>>28660177
Thing is, I couldn't make any friends in high school. I had some friends from middle school who went to a public high school that were as autistic as me and they all found some friends. With so many people that are randomly thrown together you're bound to find at least one autistic fucker to befriend.
I fucking love the deep web
its so easy to get drugs
so fucking easy
>>28660052
>go on deep web
>die
Have fun
>>28660052
Pills are, I'm not sure if I want to risk getting weed though.
I feel like the smell is too hard to contain to risk it.
>>28660052
Fucking dumbasses and their "muh deepwebz"
You're kidding yourself if you think the local police and feds aren't aware of you specifically.
"b-but Muh OPSEC, small fishes"
Couldn't be more wrong my good faggot. The only reason you haven't been busted is you aren't suspected of dealing
What's the best way to tell if a girl has an innie or outie vulva. Would a taller skinny girl have an outie?
Same thing with judging a guys dick.
You won't know until the pants come off.
>>28659221
Any way to tell pubic hair either? Like would there be a bulge?
>>28659170
Skinny girls tend to not have indies due to lack of fat to cover the labia. Gingers tend to more often, they have great pussies in general. If she's skelly she is probably an outie but it depends on the lips I suppose. Lots of chubbies have innies, but is it worth it?
A new challenge is given to you by an entity you trust, be it a person, company, government, etc.
You have to drive this Rolls Royce Ghost from New York to the coast of Washington.If it doesn't get stolen at all, you get to keep it and you get 3 million dollars to top it off.
If you do get it stolen..well it's stolen.
How are you going to go about bringing a $500k car across the country without incident?Only americans are allowed to answer this thread
>>28659162
why would this be a problem at all?
just don't drive through shit ghettos and you can trust people won't fuck your car
>>28659206
>implying you wont somehow stumble into a ghetto by accident
>implying some jealous white guy or cop wont crash your car on purpose, disabling you from completing the trip
>>28659162
This was literally ripped from leddit. Fuck off
Let's take a moment and talk about your basic white western woman.
What makes them basic roasties? I'll start.
>can't go five minutes without checking phone
>"YAAAAASSSSS"
>adores Ed Sheeran or Sam Smith
>takes pictures of food
They all have the same personality, or rather, no personality at all.
>>28658793
>brown bag
>black shoes
And they dare to try to start a converstaion with me.
oregano commento which is totally original!
Who here's isolated by their inteIligence/desire to learn?
Now before you all start your fedora tipping memes, I don't think I'm some genius, but I won't be glib at the fact that I'm smart, and it's always led to me being unable to relate to my friends.
I would like science, they would like superhero movies. I paid attention in physics, they'd fuck about. I'd try to talk to them about something like the LHC, they'd get bored and want to talk about WoW or drugs. I get that people have other hobbies, but that stuff seems to form the basis of their lives.
I fucking tried for years to like the same stuff. I saw the boring movies, I played the redundant games, but I could just never relate. The joy I got every time a new discovery was made in scientific community was comparable to them finding out Spiderman was in the new Captain America movie. I just felt like they cared more about an easy life than one where you can learn and better yourself intellectually. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not one that I could relate to.
That was high school. I'm 18 now, moving into electrical engineering at college next year... who knows, might meet people more on my level.
>>28658699
You can't relate to them because you've got a superiority complex.
>>28658699
I used to feel that way when I was your age. Over time I realized my sense of elitism really held me back. Each person is uniquely individual and worth getting to know. If you truly are that intelligent, you'll be smart enough to invoke conversation with people of all backgrounds.
I do however understand the feeling of unique interests. Be careful, your ego may isolate you from people you might really enjoy if you gave them the chance.
>>28658699
Who here enlightened by their own intelligence?
>tfw put years into trying to be a liftbro but this is all I could manage
we're not all going to make it.
>>28658691
>put zero effort into lifting
>nothing happened
>get butthurt and shitpost about it on r9k
>>28658691
WHILE CHAD EATS PIZZA
>>28658691
I really doubt you put that much effort into it. For starters you still have layers of fat on you and obviously never bothered to eat less.
