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So ladies, this is a guide on how to spot a virgin
>He does the Virgin Walk
>He wears the same clothes everyday
>He looks down at the ground
Do you guys have anymore?
>>28665642
>He's never came inside of a soft warm pussy before.
>he hasn't felt and known every inch of a loving woman before
>he hasn't been genuinely and caringly satisfied by woman
>>28665642
I know plenty of non-virgins who act that way. Even women
>>28665642
>He is loved by God
>tfw unabIe to find a job
Honestly I was jobless so long and getting rejected I wish they'd just shoot us all. If they want poor people to die they might as well just put us out of our misery instead of watching us suffer.
You can easily find a job, you're just unwilling to lower your standards to something below your station.
>>28665037
i mean, once you've stooped that low, you might as well just stoop a little lower and blow your brains out.
Have any of you hired an escort before? I am seriously considering doing it, mostly because I haven't had sex in years, but also because I want to know how the whole process goes down
I've been looking at Backpage, but it seems like a slimy website. I don't know where to look besides that (I live in Ontario, Canada for reference).
>>28664903
What the fuck do you think?
You go there, she acts all professional and asks for the 'donation'. Then she rubs your dick or some shit and probably pulls down her panties and let's you pit your dick in, 1 hour later you leave
>>28665085
Just wondering
I've heard of shit going down differently. Like one guy who had dinner at a restaurant beforehand before going to a hotel room and fucking or some shit.
>>28665201
Yeah you can request special shit like girlfriend experience etc but it's risky imocuz french kissing a wwhore is kinda dirty desu
How many of my fellow robots fell for this meme? I thought by working hard, getting a good job and not being a degenerate I would one day attract beautiful women.. Boy oh boy was I wrong
>>28664519
Attractive women prefer attractive men. Why is this a surprise to you?
>>28664519
yep feel for it as well as the sports will make you grow taller meme.
>>28664642
sorry but i thought having a good job and being a good person not an asshole would be attractive qualities
do robots wear pajamas or sleep in the nude
Just my underwear, most nights
>>28664774
yeah same just underwear
Undies senpai.
ITT HIGH TEST
ONLY THE THICKEST WOMEN ARE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD
Do Americans really, honestly eat that shit?
>>28664451
What is that and where can I get it?
this guy is super high test. so macho.
okay small to average dick havers, how do you intend to compete?
Skill?
Piercings/body mods?
Surgery?
all the above?
No "I don't intend to use it" bs either.
Fetishizing the humiliation.
I'm never going to use it and don't want to. My masturbation stick is for me and me alone.
>>28664266
this.
i pay girls to laugh at my tiny dick on cam or over phone.
About to buy my new best friend tomorrow. Pic related.
>>28663877
Dogs are fucking disgusting and I sincerely hope all dog owners come to their senses soon and mass euthanize their vermin.
>>28663877
You're going to buy a dumb animal and pretend he's your friend?
Spare yourself the trouble and just get a teddy bear you child.
>He's roughly halfway through his life
>Took this picture almost 4 years ago
>I'm going to have to deal with his death some day
He's a good dog though
>It's a dog thread
FEMBOT FEELS: I'M A GRILL BTW EDITION
> grill here
> creepy as fuck
> monitor my oneitis from the shadows
> see that the cute boi who was just awkward looks exactly like Evil Master Vyro now
> animegirlvomiting.png
> had to actually check to see if they weren't the same guy
> tfw I can't even help him go back to being a qt boi because I'm not supposed to still be obsessing over him
> he's somewhere miserable not knowing he could have had a qt clingy gf years ago
None of you fags know this pain
cool
this is an original comment
>>28663706
>creepy as fuck
*Raises spork in comradely
I too am very spooky ^.^. Look at my dark clothes and quirky attidude~Kill yourself faggot
>>28663772
> watching someone who you spoke to maybe 4 times for years
> honestly imaging a future with him
> constant shitposts about him
> not creepy
just because I have tits doesn't mean this isn't weird as fuck
How does it feel knowing the princess of /r9k/ had camsex with (who she thought was a ) Chad?
How does it feel knowing some of you cucks reading this actually bought Mystery stuff from her wishlist?
How does it feel knowing the girl who claimed to want a loving, long term relationship and HATED degeneracy was happy enough to beg for a man's piss and his asshole after finding out he was Swedish, 6'4 and middle class (but he really wasn't lel)?
I know it hurts anon but stop looking away, be a man for once.
Why the fuck does she look like Eggy
>>28664025
She is female eggy. But even greasier. Yet someone STILL bought her those 200 dollar heels.
>no ideal bf thread up
Post your ideals anons and (optionally) your stats
"""""Fembots"""" need not apply
>>28663275
a femboy ;3
>>28663291
Elaborate orignoli
No, no, no, no, NO, NO,NO,NO! Stop! Juts fucking stop! This belongs on >>>/lgbt/ for God's fucking sake! FUCK OFF! Dammit, this board needs to be fucked nuked. THIS is what considered content here.
>tfw been on r9k since '12
Geeeeet off my board NOOOOOORMIENEWFAGS!
Wow, you've been on here for a full year?
>tfw made some of the early, popular pepe OCs that have traveled around the world and been seen by millions of people
>>28663341
son...
it's.. it's been 3 years since 2013
Have an extra frog? Post it. Need a frog? Take one.
free frog for friend
ANother one...Originale comentato fksfkjhfdsjkdf
thanks for the frogs maties
here take one
if a 10/10 trap asked you out, would you accept? yes or na
Probably not, but only for the STD scare.
4chan has given me a huge trap fetish for some reason.
>>28662514
Depends, is this 10/10 trap fucking retarded and hard to just listen to? You know I can't exactly make it work if he/she has the intellectual ability and insight of a 3 year old monkey.
theres this hot trap from my college who i found out likes me but the thing is that she has a bigger dick than me
and im fucking confused what to do
How do I accept my girlfriend's past?
I know she has done all kinds of nasty sexual things with her 3 exes. One of them is my friend and he told me in detail how he face fucked her, came on her face, came in her ass, etc.
How do I "man up" and stop viewing my girl as a tainted sexual object?
Do all of those things with her and more.
>>28662384
This.
When given a whore, use her.
>>28662369
you don't OP, original.
