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What are good games (or other things to do) for NEETs?
As for games I can think of Path of Exile, since it's free and you can waste quite some time on it.
If you suggest games please suggest free ones.
If you don't game (or not all the time) what else do you do except browse chan, fap, and sleep?
I really need some shit to keep me occupied.
I just play shmups all day long, scoreruns are the only thing which keeps me going and alteast I can see how I improve.
Just watch some anime familia
>>28652898
>being a weeb
no thanks
I have two tulpas. One is my wife and one is my daughter. I'm looking for things we can all do together (platonically) that doesn't involve some retarded wonderland or possession. I'm nervous to go to a park due to the fact that people would see me surrounded by children without being able to see my wife or daughter playing beside them.
Anything we can do as a family?
more like chalupa amirite
>>28652761
People like you are why I haven't had any real suggestions in the past two threads.
>>28652732
you could always ask me a ton of questions whenever I post the next question thread.
I assume you see them both mentally still, as seeing them physically would be extremely difficult.
I'd work on entering their wonderland for now
>just get a job
>just beee a man
>>28652602
just bee yourself anon :^))
^how the fuck was this not original fuck this retarded ass meme loving website
i'm guessing you think that image invalidates the use of either of those statements?
>>28652627
why should he get a job? who wants to work for a boss?
how can you not be a man if you're male?
Some girl told me she knew I was a virgin because I wear the same hoodie everyday.
WHY
>>28652458
she wants to take your V-card anon.
She was actually helping you. Buy some new clothes.
Oh hey, Garrett! Didn't think I'd catch you here again. How's life been treating you. I know you don't reply to me when you make threads because you think someone hacked you. But nope! It's just an old friend ;)
>childhood ruined
>>28652443
>faith in humanity: lost
>lost the little bit of hope I didn't even know I had
>that's so creepy!
Origami
Post your desktops, because we all know these things wouldn't be seen by other human beings if it wasn't for desktop threads.
Kill yourself you fucking creep
>>28652694
>normies on /r9k/
Why
Here's my desktop
Why do you still come here, robots? This place has been in a real tailspin of late, and doesn't seem likely to improve. Have you considered alternatives?
>>28652237
Nowhere else to go. It wouldn't be so bad if the janitors cracked down on cuckposting as hard as they did on baneposting on /tv/. They apparently only give a shit when it is all in good fun and anons are messing around, when actual cuck/interracial websites come here to shill their garbage the janitors are nowhere to be found.
>>28652262
Wholeheartedly concur
>>28652237
Every fucking day I consider the army or trying to get into the police mate.
>get a job to pay off student loans
>keep job to pay off mortgage
>get a more stressful job to pay for Stacie spawn
>save money
>spend all of savings so Stacie spawn can go to collage and repeat the cycle of slavery
Have you fallen for the wagekek meme yet?
http://www.amazon.com/b/ref=slgw_clo?_encoding=UTF8&lo=fashion&node=13630385011&ref=slgw_clo&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=desktop-hero-softlines&pf_rd_r=07RJ8FA1RKSY92SJWJQ9&pf_rd_t=Gateway&pf_rd_p=3d4febfb-2bf9-4230-bef5-96fb981ff634&pf_rd_i=desktop
>>28652233
Thisis the [insert the most honest colour here] pill.
The cycle continues with the next generation
>>28652233
yeah man be a neet instead
>make scraps barely enough for food and your poverty pc/console
>suicide because can't do anything, or parents give up/die on you
Wageslaving reduced hours without falling for the debt/woman meme is the good life (outside of being born rich and doing the above, minus work).
Tesla was a virgin.
he was also intelligent, more than you can say about your average "smart but lazy xD" robots.
he was a genius though, and he was purposefully chaste
plenty of women wanted to jump on his tesla coil if you catch my drift
>>28652190
And now his name is being besmirched by Elon Musk with his S3X obsession.
>tfw you post all the time but you have literally never seen a (You)
That's sad.
(why do you even know they exist, though?)
>28652185
That sucks tbo
What is the importance of a "You"? Why do anons try to get them?
A roastie just shared this shit on FB. Seriously, how beta would you have to be to write this shit? I bet that fucker on the photo wore a chastity cage while writing this.
The only thing she'll multiply is your debt.
So a woman would be useless if nobody gives something to her?
>>28652141
/thread
women btfo
>>28652119
Considering that only men can be losers I'd say women are superior.
>that feel when six foot three inches
>>28651893
man that's a gigantic dong
>>28651893
>6' tall
>3" dick
MANLET
DICKLET
>>28651899
>>28651929
>look guise im witty
How was C1 lads?
Are you retaking? or just underage
I failed C1.
Now I'm an accountant.
that 1 mark sigma notation question tho
Are social cues a real thing or are they just a normie meme?
Both.
They are a normie meme that is so prevalent that you need to pay attention to it.
>>28651810
They are very real, mate.
>>28651810
they're real but they take me fucking forever to learn. it's pretty damn discouraging when you feel like you're having a damn epiphany to figure out stuff others have known since elementary school
What do I say next?! Help me robots!!
I really need to get laid. She says in her bio that she is looking for friends with benefits.
Get here now!
>mfw I fantasize about her
original lol desu
>>28651673
She is not online now. Do I wait till the evening?
>>28651708
Just kill yourself man. You're a cuckold amd a joke.
