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>be black lady
>dream is to do Japanese interracial porn
>won't do I because im scared of my dad finding out
You don't even know who your dad is.
>>28646020
I'm one of the rare black people who has a father
>>28645923
fuck off bebe. you nigger cunt
I FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND, after 27 years of nothing.
But I think this was a bad idea. I am insecure as fuck. The second we're not togther, if she has to go to work or something, I get the feeling she's gonna fuck another guy.
How to remove this feeling of insecurity and lack of confidence, normies please help?
She's not even that attractive just 5/10 walking skeleton.
Just remember when she says she's going out with the girls, she is definitely getting the good Chad cock
>>28645875
YES I KNOW THAT.
I think being on this board has ruined me. She went out with her female coworkers for drinks, came back tipsy and I felt cucked.
How do you guys even trust women?
>>28645922
> How do you guys even trust women?
I guess the guys on here basically don't
> How to remove this feeling of insecurity and lack of confidence, normies please help?
Actually I am a 26yo virgin so I'm not qualified at all but here's what I'm guessin:
You need to fulfill her sexual needs which INCLUDES asking her what she likes and what she wants to try. Asking her might not work because we all know that what females say != what females want so you might have to put a little extra work in there.
In short, I'd say to fuck her in every way possible and keep her satisfied so she doesn't feel the need at all to try anything more with anyone else
alsoNormie get out, ree[/spoiler9
do you think the beta uprising will ever actually happen. is it possible with great planning we could actually succeed. would you join if we could actually get a squad together
Maybe in China where theirs a ridiculous amounts of young incels. In a western nation? No
Isn't that what's happening right now. Or no it's the SJW's right, but who are they are they beta, their not normies. What's.
>>28645907
i just want to make history with you all, whether we're on the wrong side or not. if we all truly comitted we could make the history books
Don't mind me, just drinking my way to page 11.
Seems like someone is trying to samefag
>>28645872
Fuckoff and get aids
>>28645637
you look like that one stereotypical smart snappy anime character
Do girls always end up looking just like their mom?
>>28645544
Yes. It may not seem like it when they're young but they always do.
>>28645544
God I hope not. Getting a gf is hard enough without having to find a milf and make up an excuse to see if she has a single daughter.
>>28645544
Why would you leave a bowl of fruits and veggies on the table like that?
>mum found the cum lamp
>wife's son found the dildo door
>Dad's mom found the snot wall
>>28645452
>Gary found the penor ppress
If this fat, lazy, autistic fuck has a gf, why don't you?
he probably has a nice personality and is a lot of fun to be around.
I am a piece of shit, inside and out
He's not that bad looking. And he's hilarious. A lot of girls are drawn to funny guys even if they're not full 10/10s
>>28645521
>He fell for the personality meme
How do we know that's really even his gf? Could be an orbiter.
>tfw you realized you weren't special or intelligent
>>28645394
>tfw you're intelligent but it doesn't matter at all
Yup...I fell for the I am smart but too lazy to dedicate myself meme. Turns out I am just retarded.
Still haven't gotten to that point. Still find everyone around me to be mindless sheep I want to strangle to death.
>Dad picks up my laptop to look something up
>"Why do you have so many pictures of this frog? What cartoon is this? Is it funny?"
>>28645328
But Anon, your dad has been dead for over 10 years now...
How did you respond?
original comment.
>>28645328
"Those are fan drawings of a character from the webcomic 'Boy's Club' "
>inb4 op didn't even know this
Anyone else here /Joey's World Tour/?
I used to watch him because he made me feel better about being chubby but now I just like him, he seems like a really nice guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q8jMaal_MU
i love fast food but i have diabetes so thats just makes me jealous
I like how he is basically just a fat fuck trolling everybody and he doesn't give a shit. All those dislikes.
>>28645391
hes not trolling anybody hes eating food on camera for enjoyment
people only dislike cuz hes fat
>/r9k/ interests thread
>everybody says they like anime
>>28645268
i feel neutrally about anime
got ya, op
Why would someone who doesn't like anime or other Japanese things ever go on 4chan?
Wouldn't they feel out of place?
Would they even be able to understand what everyone else is talking about?
>>28645268
>r9k interests thread
>anime, videogames, reading makes up most of the replies
For a board that generally claims that women have 0 productive hobbies, you don't have too many constructive hobbies yourself.
So I basically fucked up.
I'm 26 NEET just got kicked out of collage after doing nothing for basically 4 years while telling my parents I was doing ok
I'm not a depressed man, I don't think about killing myself, I don't do drugs or anything like that but I do lie a lot and I'm very lazy and VERY autistic when it comes to real life shit.
I've never had a job either or a gf.
My parents took away my PC, big deal for me basically the only reason I wake up in the morning.
Right before my PC was taken away I had done a huge investment in this vidya called EVE Online, I'm talking HUGE.
Over 6000USD equivalent if you want to have an idea (in-game money I didn't actually spent any real money)
And the time to take advantage of such situation is near.
And I have no chance to even get online.
My parents really hate all vidya and think its the main reason why I'm so fucked.
Not to mention I love that game, I love browsing 4chan, watching movies and shit all at the same time on my 4 monitor PC, and generally being online all day; currently typing from my phone and I fucking hate this worthless slow as shit, tiny shit.
So I've been thinking about my next move.
A)tell parents I will unfuck myself, finish all my courses, do some exercise etc.
>But it might not work
B)play the depresed/suicidal card and hope they take pity of me.
>I'm afraid it might backfire.
C)leave and try to go live with a friend and try to find a easy job
>Could end up being worse.
D)???
Help /r9k/
>>28645238
D. Get some qualified people to tell your parents videogames are not the problem?
My mom thinks I dropped out of uni and became a loner neet because of a gaming addiction, so she forced me to go to this place called CAMH. I talked it out with them, they didn't play the "oh you're just lying" card and now instead of being forced to go to some "gamers anonymous" thing, I'm gonna get myself checked out for anhedonia and such. Maybe even get some autism bux. Hopefully this helps op, use some form of authority to get your parents to give you back your stuff, the pity route will only solidify the belief that you have an addiction. Parents are suckers when authority tells them stuff
Option C is the only way not to be a total failure and disappointment.
You should take option C.
What do you mean by 'basically nothing' ?
Why is /pol/ 4Chan's biggest dumbest cancer?
>>28645216
Because us Whiteys welcome extinction with open arms.
We want to be replaced by shitskins and ruled over by Kikes.
Why is /r9k/ 4"C"han's most pathetic loser magnet?
The pol retards get so triggered when you point out reality. Biggest neckbeards on the internet.
Post most painful thing to happen to you/someone you know.
sister committed suicide by jumping off a cliff
her body wasn't retrieved for days due to heavy rains
my dad died of cancer about 20 days ago, he was 60
i'm 18
>>28645531
Was she hot? Or oro oro
Black qt thread pls? I'm in that mood and I'm sure you will be too.
Posting stuff from recent thread to get this going
>Black qt
That's a oxymoron my brother
too bad black qts dont like me
