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I just Love being this emotionless and depressed.
>>28641709
i know firsthand how satisfying this is to say and i'm happy for you
Its fun for a season, but it never goes away
seriously this is the best fucking thread all day watch it just fall off
>America
>relevant
>>28641679
>China
>On the map
>>28641701
Wow, I haven't heard of China since American History in high school. Didn't we wipe them out after following God Emperor Trump's genius economic tactics, forcing them into becoming American colonies?
American,European and Japanese gunboats plied the Tellow and Yangtze unnaposed for over a century.
It happened before and it'll happen again. Chinks are a slave race. Back to the fields, peasants.
Would you date or marry a woman who has been gang raped?
No, because I'm not qualified to deal with that amount of emotional baggage. That is the straight dope and is true for most people.
Everyday? Really? Every single day you're gonna ask the same question and start the same thread?
>>28641620
are those my only two choices? date.
damaged women are garbage. they give less of themselves to you and they make you deal with the pain that others gave them.
this is like asking if you'd adopt a severely abused dog. of course you wouldn't, that nigger'd bite you over nothing.
Post the most autistic shit you can find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3j9PRAlb34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGvr3MiPVa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
So in your opinion, anon, is DUDE WEED LMAO or xanax better for anxiety and shit. Keep in mind the social uses as well.
weed s for the body
xanax is for the mind
For social/anxiety Xanax
For pleasure weed
For both combine them. No meming.
>>28641590
from a clinical standpoint, xanax is definitely better
from a personal standpoint, if i need to calm down I do it better with a vicodin than with weed or xanax
Are women really this judgmental?
nigger do you know where you are
>>28641441
Yes.el originalino commentarino
Yes. See pic related. They expect every male to be fit and muscular but yet do not do anything on their part.
Why don't you robots date an average girl?
If their standards are so low that they'd date me, I wouldn't want to date them.
>>28641455
Exactly. Why would I want an idiot that would willingly go on a date with a retard like me?
Nice shoop senpai 2bh
What's wrong with you pissbabies? I bet none of you "real men" could even orally pleasure this natural beauty. Pathetic.
I ate pussy once. And it did have a hint of piss in the overall smell/taste. Nothing else really besides the smell of a little sweat and "moisture." That's normal, right?
>Use to be a pussy licker to the max
>Loved that shit
>Stopped doing it because its beta as fuck
Shut up and open up bitch, its the cock way or no way for you.
I'll be happy to help as long as it doesn't have STDs.
Is reality just the movement of eternal fundamental particles?
>>28641156
As far as anyone should be concerned, yes; there is no point dwelling on unfalsifiable, mystic conceptions of reality.
/thread
>>28641156
Trips are not fundamental to existence. Now get the fuck out
Depends on how you define reality.
>"Anon, aren't you going to take off your shirt and join me in the pool?"
How do you respond?
>If over 18:
Say, "Sure, let me grab a drink, I'll be right back." Go inside, do 30 push ups (15 seconds) and 10 sit ups (5-6 seconds), grab a water and come back outside.
Pop off shirt and reveal my pumped Otter Mode bod. (6 pack still needs work, but good enough).
>If underage:
Scream "How the fuck did I get here?!?" and jump fence, running into the woods where I will die of exposure come the night.
>>28641102
Sorry, I don't know how to swim
>>28641102
Take shirt off
throw her into pool
hab sex
Im going to have a son and im so worried. What if he becomes a fag loser? Or a hippie? Or a whiny bitch? How much of it depends on my parenting?
I feel like im going to fuck up great time.
>>28641047
All parent feel like they'll fuck up. Let your son be whoever he wants. If you tell him not to do something chances are hell do that exact same thing. You can't shape them. You can only guide them
>having a child in modern society, not isolated in a self sufficient commune
You fucked up. Have a child in isolation and raise it to be a god, away from the authority of the Jew.
>>28641047
Judging by the current popular culture, he's going to grow up to be a wigger.
So...
This is how Chad lives his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veTvuvjwYE
Is there even any hope for the rest of us?Just kill me desu senpai.
>>28640885
man, i want a neckbeard version.
>>28640951
kek would actually be good
wow that's pathetic why do people find this desirable? it's just a meat ballon
ITT facts that blow your mind
>>28640859
woah bruh u meen da Earff aint a perfact spear ??? dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
after this thread can we safely assume this is the second dumbest board only after /x/?
>>28640859
Nigger that is so exaggerated what the fuck
I hate the saying "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"
What if someone shoots you in the knee-caps with a shotgun?
You'll be a cripple for life.
ok man you a philosopher now
Remember this, my man: that is a NORMIE saying, therefore, there is NORMIE logic/reasoning/philosophy behind it.
That no pickle pee. That no pump-a-rum.
>Graduated from high school last Wednesday
>Literally no idea what to do now
Prepare psychologically for the massive anxiety that you may suffer in three months.
Find yourself a wageslave job before your parents kick you out
I have graduated 4 years ago and i dont have a fucking idea of what to do
