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Being a single girl at 23.
http://elitedaily.com/dating/never-had-boyfriend-at-23/1469753/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=FB-EG-may16&utm_content=1469753
I took the liberty of running down the facebook comments and see who commented. To nobody's surprise, they were all mostly fat ugly girls who were clearly insecure. You can tell based on profile picture selection or a lack of one.
>>28643116
>being female and not having a bf by 23 is news worthy
The actual author of the article honestly is just kind of ugly.
It's a little surprising that no one has gone after her because she isn't fat but nothing crazy.
I try to stay busy. I do the dishes, I mow the lawn. I try to keep myself occupied, even though I know you're not coming home. I try to keep the house nice and neat. Make my bed, I change the sheets. I even learned how to use the washing machine. Keeping things clean doesn't change anything.
I dreamed about killing you again last night
And it felt alright to me
Dying on the banks of Embarcadero skies
I sat and watched you bleed
Buried you alive in a fireworks display
Raining down on me
You cold, hot blood ran away from me
To the sea
What am I gonna do when I run out of shirts to fold? What am I gonna do when I run out of lawn to mow? What am I gonna do if you never come home? Tell me, what am I gonna do?
Idk what you're on about, but please continue OP
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Im tired of being a spineless, disgusting lazy failure. From this day on, ill overcome all my problems via my own determination. Ill get fit. Get a job, sex, every fucking thing.
Ill keep everyone updated once a week, no matter what.
LETS START
>>28643033
God speed robot, god speed
Good luck space robot.
Until the next time you're depressed
>Turned my life around from being a NEET
>Just graduated from college
>Electrical engineering degree, graduated cum laude
>Should be overjoyed
>Just feel sad
>Don't even want to play video games, just want to sleep
>Feel like my life will end once I get a job
What's wrong with me? What do I do?
>>28643026
get a job and see if you life ends, or the feeling persists
>>28643026
You post more best girl, that's what you do.
>>28643026
>graduated cum laude
Go cum a load.
Lonely Libertarian looking for other Liberty-minded bots
>I live in a hicktown
>everyone in my family jumped on the Trump train
>everyone on /pol/ jumped on the Trump train
>all other millennials are Berniefags
>save me
>>28643011
pray to based ayn rand, familia. she will help you. <333
Here, OP! This one will help you!
>>28643011
What's worse to a Libertarian, the Trump Train or the Bern Ward? I'd think that for the most part, the Trump Train is pretty libertarian-friendly, outside Trump's authoritarian views on surveillance and torture of suspected terrorists. He seems far more pro-capital and isolationist (which I'd think is a good thing, in a world where most other economies trying to compete in America are propped up through either subsidies or lower worker-protection laws in their own countries and thus aren't competing on a level playing field) than any of his serious contenders.
My uncle, who has Rand books on display on his bookshelf in his office downtown, is a big Trump supporter for economic reasons.
What's your sad song?
>Is this love - Whitesnake
https://youtu.be/3LY3ftiLqmE
>>28643001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4_x063rhX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-lX5pMTMc
I'm too scared to fall in love again,
I'll just focus on my family, my art and my friends.
I'm too scared to fall in love again,
I'll just focus on anything else.
I want to be academic, confident and romantic,
but I just feel weird and overdramatic.
Daily reminders that I am pathetic.
When you're surrounded by it, it's hard to forget it.
What do stacies and chads talk about and do in relationships? Im not quite sure what the average selfie taking vapid stacy thats on her phone all day even talks about to their boyfriends. If you were in a relationship with them what would you even discuss or do? Other than having sex i dont know what the point would be or how you would even keep them entertained enough to not cheat on you for a month. Sounds stressful even for a chad.
Just drink a lot to make each other more interesting.
>>28642992
I had a Chad roommate who had a few relationships in college. This is actually not that far off.
>>28642928
It *is* stressful. Which is why this finding love meme has to die. People need to realize that there will always be a better Chad and that if you put your hopes on a woman, wew lad. You're gonna get fucked.
Just another night alone on 4chan. Where has the time gone, anons? It's May 17th.
>>28642900
i agree with this post
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at least I have porn? right, haha!
Are you that edglelord fag that cuts himself up having blood everywhere
Who /DOOM/ here?
All I was playing was comfy games until I got this. Now I can't put it down.
>>28642887
>tfw im an echelon 19 in multiplayer
cant put this fucking game down, played have 20 hour in since i bought it on friday
>>28642887
It's been getting good reviews. Think I will wait 4 a sale and getting a Gtx 1070.
>>28643156
I'm not a huge fan of the multiplayer.
The only really good part is the campaign. If you value multiplayer a lot you should wait for a sale.
The most robot music you could ever listen to is Death Grips.
Prove me wrong
millions of normies listen to dg
>>28642901
Millions of normies use computers like you. Whats your point?
>>28642939
using a computer isn't the most robot thing you could ever do
dg isn't the most robot music you could listen to for the same reason
Have you ever been to jail?
>>28642780
Yea but it didn't get me laid like I expected
I've been in cop cars a lot when I use to run away from home. That's the closet I've gotten.
No, since i was underage i didnt get in jail for it.
http://www.pictriev.com/
>21, but saying I look 13
JUST
>>28642756
Apparently we are both very manly 13 year olds
>"face not found"
>mfw I have no face
>>28642756
lol i got 77 feminine and 0 years old. im actually 20 and a man
i dont want to die alone and childless....
>>28642741
why do you want children?
>>28642741
But youre not alone
The gun is your friend
>>28642746
to enjoy the parenting life and experience and continue my bloodline....
I really need help.
>about a month ago
>decide to jack off to some girls/guys on omegle
>there were no girls and all the hot guys would skip me
>left with fatty mcpencildick
>come up with a cunning ruse to get the hot guys to stay
>lay on my bed with my dick tucked in between my legs
>looks like a vagina
>pretend to be fingering myself but actally rubbing head of dick with fingers
>chad comes on
>"hey bb, nice pussy"
>hefuckingbelivesit.jpg
>jack off to hot chad
>he doesn't even know how much of a faggot he is
>cum buckets
>decide to show cum soaked floppy dick to him before i go
>he looks repulsed
>sleep soundly knowing chad got rekt
>do this every night
>some chads skip me so i make some changes to make my act more belivable
>shave dick, balls and legs
>buy bra and panties
>even buy a corset to give me an hourglass figure
>look just like a real girl
>tonight after jacking it to some hot chad
>it dawns on me
>ive became a trap
Please help me i literally cannot fap unless i do this.
>>28642668
applause,
very nice work, no help is needed
>>28642668
Kekked hard, good work OP
>>28642668
Are you passable? Any pics?
How does this make you feel?
Be honest
Looks like Keri Russel.
Damn she is so fucking hot.
This makes me feel so sad that I will never have her as my gf
>>28642550
That's she a bad mother. Judging by her facial expression, hair, eyes, etc. not very motherly and is probably a bitch.
>>28642550
Is it just me or do all babies look the fucking same?
