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who here too dirty/stinky to cuddle with a girl?
I smoke cigarettes and probably smell like other stuff too
my apartment is always a fucking wreck and I rarely shower, brushing my teeth is a rarity as well
any tips?
>tumblr
Stop smoking, stop being a slob, shower at least once a week, brush your teeth at least once a day, then kill yourself.
Brush teeth regularly
Shower regularly
Wash your clothes
Store your clean clothes properly
WASH EVERYTHING
Pick up your room
Stop smoking and drinking (Yes they can smell alchies too)
>>28640532
Man, NHK was such a good watch. Anyone here read the novel? It's so much more fucking depressing.
Learn to shower OP.
Is NoFap bullshit, /r9k/?
Honestly, not fapping killed my sex drive.
Sure, for the first few days the urge to wack off was strong, but it subsides. For me, it didn't come back until I made myself fap, and then everything was okay again...
Also...When I wasn't fapping the opportunity to lose my virginity arose...But I couldn't keep an erection. Sure, I had a huge boner at first, but I lost it as I just felt so tense and anxious, and simply did not have the desire to have sex. I was also depressed around this time...
I wonder if things would have been different had I kept fapping once in awhile, to keep the "dust" off my junk...
I think it's fine to do like twice a week. Just not every day, especially if you are through with puberty.
>>28640508
No, it's real. Come join me.
>>28640606
This
This fucking happened to me
I did a 7 day trial period of no fap and my sex drive and libido was done. I had to jerk my dick of for like 10 minutes just to get hard.
>there are people on this board that are legitimately virgins age 25+
Can someone please explain this to me? This isn't a ruse to make anyone angry, I'm legitimately can't wrap my head around it
How do you routinely fuck up every social interaction you've ever been in to the point where nobody ever makes a move on you?
How often do you leave the house?
You think you'd get laid accidentally eventually
Looks/social awkwardness may have played a part in their lack of success pre-20s, but at a certain point they just became so bitter and jaded that now it would be impossible for it to ever happen, and even if it did they would likely still retain the twisted warped covetous perspective of love and intimacy.
it is impossible for some of the people on this board to ever be in a healthy relationship with anyone just because of how they view the world.
I legitimately fear women. I am completely incapable of making conversation with them unless they give me an extremely long amount of time to warm up to them. I wish I wasn't this way but its how I am. Maybe I'll learn some day. Also I'm only 21 so I guess this isn't directed at me but I'm posting anyways.
25 year old virign here. You aren't required to make social interaction with people. I also rarely go out, only on weekends to visit family. When you don't have friends it easy.
Abled bodied robots at below the age of 25, why don't you just join the Military?
If things are going sour and you feel you can't make it just join the military and try to get back on your feet.
I don't do well with any kind of authority. couldn't even handle the education system. I'm not saying I'm an anarchist or think we shouldn't have authority though.
I've been in a psych ward and I'd probably end up shooting myself anyway
>>28640454
Because I'm already 24 and kinda out of shape.
Would you have sex with your daughter if that's what she wanted?
>>28640445
no because it means i must have scored at some point in my life to have a daughter
>inb4 ur wife's daughter
if shes kawaii then yes :3
No, you sick fuck
But i would my niece.
So normalfags and Chads I see on chans are usually bragging about how easy it is to get a gf. So in the last two years I spent time prepping for it: getting shredded, shower every day, a bit of cologne, practicing being in public, trying to have conversations with people, etc.
Eventually I was ready. So I went to a party this at the beginning of the year, and I was pumped. All these normalfags on chans just told me I just needed to put myself out there.
It didn't work. Most people ignored me or looked onto me in a rudely obvious attempt to be nice while I spoke. So I figured the party scene wasn't for me, maybe something slower paced is better, so I tried asking out a girl in my class that I was familiar with. She then grimaced and said no.
No big deal right? It's just one girl. So I tried like ten more girls I met from clubs, classes, etc. They all responded the same way. No big deal right? Just gotta keep on tryin' right?
Well that would have been the case, until I found out the girls I asked out started spreading shit about me. I thought this kind of shit ended in HS but I guess not. Now my dating pool and social candidates are lower than before.
In any case, I think these guys were lying to me. I think you either have what it takes or you don't. I practiced and tried to get better, but I think that people will just blame you no matter what if you're male, as if it isn't possible that normalfags could be assholes. What a gyp.
>>28640443
Yep the main goal is to get a gf and that isn't transparent to everybody at all
>>28640476
Fuck you you stupid fucking normie what the hell happened to this board
>>28640476
No dude I was trying to build up shit so I could. People said I just had to ask a girl out though, so I tried that first to get it out of the way.
>have a small penis
>Short. Around 5 ft 8
>Look unattractive, have even been described as "creepy" looking.
>Not blessed with social grace
>Feminine voice, absolutely hate how I sound. Makes me cringe.
>Have always been ridiculed when I just try to go about my business. People always point out something funny about me.
>Have a weird walk for some reason. Even when I try to "correct" it people still point it out.
>Only thing I care about is art but Everytime I post it people just ridicule it. Never had an innate talent for it, much to my chagrin and despair.
>Didn't put put effort in school because of depression and hypochondria so now I'm attending community college.
Man, I fucking hate my life. What do I do??
You should try to get famous. Then you can get away with all of that and people will like you.
I'm in community college too don't think k of community college as a 2nd rate school you can do just as well and get just as good an education just cheaper. Use this time like I am to build you'reself don't waste it being sad use it to learn what you want to learn
>>28640459
Or rich. You step (stumble) out of a nice car into a gallant autism stroll and bitches will be on your dick no matter what you look like.
Just what went wrong?
>>28640402
runescape and world of warcraft
>>28640402
overinflation i think. i stopped playing in 2010 because even then it was ridiculous with some items going past 100 million in cost. can't imagine what it's like now
freakin' promies being attention whores.
>be me
>crossing road just as a clear pre identified Stacy was pulling out of a parking space
>figure I have plenty of time to cross safely
>start walking
>Stacy pulls out and accelerates sharply
>can hear the car engine revving loudly
>she's on me in seconds
>have to break into a run to escape
>just make it to safety as she passes
>wtf
Is this life for us?
>>28640401
Dumb bitches never look left when they're pulling up to a stop sign, I'm telling you. Something wrong with them.
>>28640567
No she definitely saw me, I think I made brief eye contact with her.
>>28640645
The only times I was ever run over they didn't bother looking left when they were fucking turning left. They freeze up, make a funny face and usually go anyway.
Listen up, /b/ros, This is the story about my first true love experience and how terribly it went.
>Nearing the end of 8th grade, pretty popular guy, really into vidja.
>Can't for the life of me get a girlfriend. Sure it was only 8th grade, but my best friend had many relationships already and I really wanted one.
>Two really close friends, lets call them S and M.
>Beta as fuck.
>Attempt asking 5 girls in the most cringey form possible. Practically begging them through text.
>All say no, obviously.
>Shit honestly sucks
>8th grade dance, my friends all have dates, I just go with my best friends. One asked someone for a date and then later got bombed. S could have gotten a date but went with me.
>S ends up kissing and dating one of the girls I liked and asked out in the past.
>He knew, but the liked each other and I said it was alright anyways, the past was in the past
>End up crying in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes.
>Come out of the bathroom and in seconds people are all like "Anon, where were you? We were all looking for you"
>"I just went to the bathroom, I had McDonald's earlier."
>"Alright, come join us, your song is on."
>Go in the gym and start dancing. S comes up to me and says he wants to introduce me to someone.
>Him and some other girl push me through the crowd, eventually we get to the most beautiful thing in existence.
>Lets call her D
>Yeah it was just 8th grade and everything but to me she was beyond gorgeous.
>everythingiveeverwatned.jpg
>She just smiles, says hi, then gets pulled through the crowd by her date.
>Find her on the socials, don't start talking to her yet because beta.
>Fast forward some months to summer
>Friends graduation party, 90 degree weather. Decide to stop playing video games for a bit and go have fun with my friends.
>He has a huge clearing behind his house with pipes underneath.
>Goes for a good mile
>some roads go through
>We start playing volleyball in the clearing
>See her walking towards us with some friends.
>8th grade mind loses it.
>She stays for a while.
>I'm literally the only person there who doesn't know her too well.
>I get tired after playing for a while and go inside for some water
>fatass.jpg
>I sit down on the couch with my drink and she comes and sits next to me
>Just us.
>We start talking and we hit it off pretty well.
>She gives me her number and snapchat.
>We continue talking, but just barely because beta
>She's a cheerleader, into multiple sports, had multiple boyfriends, beyoundmyleague/10
>She's in a relationship.fuckmylife
>The way she texts makes it seem like she isn't int rested in what you have to say. Short words, slow response times.
>I stop talking to her for a bit
>Tell S that I'm interested in her, he knows her quite well.
>Another graduation party is coming up
>She ends up going
>Not many people
>This is mid/late summer, summer school is starting up soon.
>We do some random stuff
>go inside by myself to lay down, light headed.
>D comes in and sits next to me
>Vietnamflashbacks.jpg
>"Why are you in here all alone, Anon?"
>"Tired, I didn't get enough sleep"
>"Oh, ok."
>"Why did you stop talking to me?"
>"I thought you weren't interested in what I had to say."
>"No Anon, you are super funny and interesting. I love talking to you."
>"Ok, sorry. Ill text you as soon as I get home."
>Party goes on, total cock fest, 2 girls 4 guys.
>Me and host are sitting on the couch later and she comes and sits between us.
>turns left and puts her head on my legs and her feet on the edge of the couch, over the host.
>I act like nothing happened.
>She continues flirty acts like this for a while after.
>She gives hugs to everyone. Just the way she acts makes it seem like she's flirting
>tons of guys like her. I'm so fucked.
>S asks "Is what you told me a while ago still true?" as he nods towards D
>I say yeah
>We continue texting, going slightly better this time. We get pretty close.
>Next school year comes
>D is walking around with her boyfriend and his friends
>This guy is a total dick.
>Honestly don't know what she sees in him
>She waves hi every time we pass each other.
>The whole school is shaped like a square donut with the halls going around a courtyard.
>Me and best friends are walking around in a circle. Her and her boyfriend walk the opposite way from us.
>Every time we pass she smiles and waves at me.
>We sit together for the first half of lunch
>Then she goes and talks to her boyfriend
>Boyfriend doesn't like me. He hated me sense 4th grade.
>I stay and talk to some friends when she goes and talks to her boyfriend
>This goes on for some time
>She ends up asking me who I like over snapchat
>She obviously knows who i like, shes not stupid.
>I just come out and say its her, throwing out compliments as many times in this statement as I can. Telling her how I've liked her sense the first moment I've seen her at the 8th grade dance.
>She starts crying (She sent me selfies via sc)
>She says thats so cute, but she has a boyfriend. "we can still talk though"
>Fuck yes we can still talk I might actually have a chance with her if she just breaks up with this dick
>Go into operation get them to break up
>Me, M, and D hang out one day after school.
>We walk around for hours just talking about shit
>She says she used to like me before she started dating this guy
>Love.jpg
>Also says she used to like M years ago.
>We walk her home and as soon as we drop her off M says,
>"Hey man, I think I like D."
>"Oh. Well dude I already told her I like her and I think I might actually get a chance with her."
>M is decent 7.5/10 looks and fashion wise. He's tall and pretty fit. He's a good guy but ADHD makes him kinda weird.
>He has a much better chance at getting a girlfriend then I do, I tell him this and he agrees to let me try for her.
>Eventually M and I get her to break up with this guy
>Fuck. Yes.
>One day after school just me and her hang out.
>She takes me to a park by our middle school.
>Over at her house people are coming left and right like she was giving birth to Christ.
>I've been there the whole day, trying to look after her.
>Her family loves me
>They're like a second family to me
>We go out to dinner, I get the younger siblings presents when their birthdays come around
>She has an older sister who did a lot of drugs and in the past forced them onto D
>I have a lot of friends that smoke weed but I never tried it because I was a pussy
>"That's good Anon, I cant date someone who smokes Weed, anyways."
>Her older sister forced her to smoke when she was younger.
>Older sister also said if D told her parents she would push D off of their roof and tell her parents that she killed herself.
>thats fucked up
>Thats what she told me anyways.
>I know now what her word is worth
>I ended up mustering the courage to ask her to homecoming after all my friends gave me ideas and encouragement
>I did the deed by signing her cast, "Homecoming? -Anon"
>She knew it was coming. My beta ass told her the night before
>She said yes
>5 other guys ask her
>All of them better then me
>She chooses me
>We don't date yet because when I told her she said, "I don't want to lose you as a friend." and, "I also like someone else in another state."
>lol wat
>My beta ass thought that was alright. "I still have a chance" I told myself. "She wouldn't actually chose some guy in another state over me." I repeated to myself.
>see this
What do?
Answer:put a collar on her then proceed to fuck the shit out of your new kitten fucktoy
man i hate how rough sex became a meme among women just because fifty shades of grey came out
>>28640349
I like it, rape is the only thing that makes me hard for 3D females.
>her
are you sure?
There is no justification for the burden of proof.
Prove me wrong.
damn..
origi
>>28640055
wow, really makes you think
guess I am a #CruzMissile now
>>28640055
Does he really do it for free?
This is the ideal female in every respect. If a female is not exactly like her then she should work tirelessly to do everything she can to become her.
But they don't. Why?
Because women do not experience the yearning to better themselves as men do. Women don't have actual aspirations nor do they experience epiphany. A woman blindly bumbles along through life swinging from one man to another, soaking in gossip and drama related to her peers and pop culture. A woman's personality is a quilt of patched together "hobbies" and personality traits adopted from her friends and past sexual partners.
A woman will never rise up as an independent or truly fight for a cause.
Why do I bring this up? Because I want you robots to know that no matter how ugly, grotesque, and poor you may be you are still better than the most shining example of woman in the real world. You are living, you have a soul. She only exists to house a womb that births the next great male.
Dude, that's a drawing, what are you talking about?
>>28639979
The author of Mikakunin is female.
>>28639979
It's an ideal female because it combines the neoteny of a childlike face with the sexual characteristics of an adult capable of reproduction. This combination doesn't exist in real life so your brain goes hog wild at the first sight of it because it's like having your cake and eating it too. It's a trick. You're getting jewed by the japs.
who /community college/ here
dead dreams general
I feel bad for people going to community college. Sometimes when I take a certain bus route I have to wait at a stop that's at a community college and all the people there seem very creepy.
What's so bad about community college?
>>28640088
It's for losers that weren't good enough for a real university.
i hate 4chan/reddit culture, those twenty something men who scream and shout like children to make their "high iq" contrarian points of view heard. I dislike lots of things about mainstream opinion/feminism etc but if i will make a reasoned statement with substance in it if i feel like commenting. I won't start foaming at the mouth and using emotional expletives
you fucking annoy me because you are just bubbling reactions, there is nothing calm or measured about you, you just fly off the handle and it comes out in a childish snearing fashion
you are killing the internet and thats why everything is devolving into memes, because your brains are soups of memes and short bursts of emotion
Well are you a little hypocrite
>>28639934
can you Iick my frenulum, senpai?
>>28639960
>probing him right
:^)
