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Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
First for qt 2d huskies!
>>28632868
Why didn't you fill in the gaps?
I worked for like 2 solid hours on parliament related stuff.(if you don't believe me, check my blog and wiki changes)
I'm going to take a break now, because I'm tired(even though I drank like 2 liters of Mtn Dew today, which is like over 300mgs of caffeine).
>>28632879
Hi Wanon!
>>28632899
Read this post
You guys broke me
Before coming here I already knew women are mean and exist to make me feel like shit, I was ok with that to be honest.
But now thanks to you I can't trust 2D girls anymore. Whenever I'm reading manga I assume they are out there trying to destroy the MC's heart.
It's really hard to enjoy animu and manga when you have this feeling inside that at any given moment MC is going to get fucked over by a girl.
How can I stop being autistic about it and enjoy my chinese cartoons again?
>>28632799
I know that feel. A perfect example is Himawari in xxxHOLiC. I connect everything she does to things I've read on /r9k/.
>he thought stacey was a 3d thing
No dimension is safe anon
>>28633513
I think it got pretty damn hard for me after reading otaku no musume
It left me emotionally destroyed
>you will never have a stand
>you will never beat normals half to death with your invisible fighting tulpa
>you will never be forced to go on a great adventure in foreign lands
>you will never [stand proud]
>you will never be confronted by other stand users and have duels to the death
Robot' stands would be useless, depressed and weak. Chad would literally get the best stands because he is confident and determined.
>>28632629
Dude, Hazamada is basically a robot and he had a pretty nice stand. Of course, he was an idiot, but still.
>>28632629
Say that to my face faggot and not online and see what happens
I can't fucking believe that you guys forgot martyr Elliot Rodger.
Fake robots, all of you.
>>28632404
no one cares about some hipster trash
>>28632491
Stop throwing around words you hear on the internet.
>>28632404
To be honest, he was handsome.
>invite a girl to the cinema
>sure anon
>get hype
>last nightwas the date
>I was ready to go for her
>she sends me a message
>hey anon, can I bring a friend with us ;)?
>sure
I never went to the date, I suppose she tried to use me.
What do ya think?
Her friend was her boyfriend and they were going to laugh at you the whole time anyway.
Good on you, she was obviously going to bring a "guy friend" and try to get you to pay for them both. Nicely handled sir.
>get hype
>using hype meme at all
Kill yourself
Normies literally cannot imagine going for more than a few months without sex. If you do, your body begins to breakdown and die and you'll be depressed.
https://youtu.be/6sDZpeL9HBs
How does this make you feel? Just go out and get laid anon!
is this the reason why we're all so fucked up? Did our body break down by choosing the path of the wizard?
>>28631696
I mean, I went 17 years without any sex, thats pretty significant. After that I had some pretty long stretches, longest was probably 7 months when I was in boot camp and A school.
>>28631696
Does masterbating count?
ITT: Albums you listen to while you contemplate where your life went off track
>>28631522
forgot the track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE76LFB1saE
essential feelcore
>where are you going... where are you going...
JUST
FUCK
MY
SH*T
UP
balding is preventable, its kind of your fault
>>28631595
explain yourself
qwerty
>>28631610
propecia
anyway that looks like high school so it must suck even more
face shape already lookin like eggman 2.0
>That type of thread
Post waifus or more of Daisy
Daisy is muh daisyfu
somebody say waifu?
>>28630967
Pretty good senpai
originale
what was the last time you kissed a woman
>>28630561
3 days after new years. I kissed her good bye at the airport :(
today
I kissed my mom
never ever
o r i g i n a l
who else doing a-levels?
anyone going to uni?
i'm seriously fucked and gonna fail desu senpai
Fellow A-Levelfag here. Turned 18 last September so it's all good.
>mfw set on getting As-A*s in each of my three subjects
>mfw those subjects areBusiness, English Lit/Lang and Film
I have entirely mixed feelings.
>>28630510
AQA Business?
If so I do that too and it's not too hard imo but I can't write long essays in short amounts of time ie in exams.
>completely fuck up a levels
>do a shitty access course afterwards cos can't find a job
>get into a shit russell group uni to do bio
not so bad I guess
Since the other one got deleted, let's give this another shot.nb4 gets deleted because of Hal
I am extremely clingy and want someone to be there for me all the time. I'm not much of a talker though, so it would be good if they were.
It's okay if they bully me as well.
Bump for anons in last thread who thought they might be my ideal (looking at you, Oregon anon).
>>28630518
>live in EE
>85 percent of people live in US
im not going to bother writing stuff, its not going to happen.im a straight guy just venting feels
That was me back when I used to watch porn.
In my opinion Hentai should have been ranked higher in this table. (Couldn't find a better one)
It doesn't make sense that Shemale porn and amputee porn which are much worse than hentai are put in the same category with it.
Here is the template table.
still have ways to go
I have searched for the most "degenerates" things I could think off and then stopped porn
To be quite honest, my mind is way better than porn and the things I imagine when fapping are worse than all of the porn I have ever watched
>of course your 5 inch penis is perfect hun!
>tfw 5.5 incher
J_U_S_T
pls...
>it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
>he thinks 7" is above average
>mfw I realize that my little sister, whom I used to bully and fight with as a child only because I was bigger and she felt stupid, is now more successful than I have ever been or will be
>mfw I realize that at some point I just stopped growing mentally and only growing fatter physically, while she kept on developing as a person
>being "stronger" seemed to give me the upper hand when I was six and she was four, but nowadays appearance is what matters and I'm a fat sack of shit and she's literally Hollywood tier
>Back in junior high I used to feel so superior for doing better at school, until I realized a few years later I was just coasting on the benefits of slightly higher than average intelligence and as soon as effort became necessary my grades dropped
>I used to tell myself it's okay because my sister will definitely fail at school for cutting class to hang out with friends, always wearing tight cloths and smoking and drinking, so she'll be even worse off than me
>turns out that she has enough discipline to come back home after a night of partying and drinking and study hard enough that she eventually finished school with way better grades than I did
>When I joined the army (like everyone here), it was basically as a secretary in a uniform, working 9 to 5, yet I used to make a super big deal of it in front of my sister because secretly it made me feel like a man, being the closest I ever got to doing shit. I'd whine like a bitch whenever I had to stay for guard duty over the night because a night without the comforts of home is literally so bad for me
>she went on to join the intelligent corps, is now serving in a combat zone, only returns home once every few weeks, never complains about it and when she does she somehow manages to find enough time to still go to parties and work two jobs
>>28627976
>I felt like a badass when I made it to college to study communications, because she never did
>Now she got accepted into one of the best universities in the country to study programming
>I tell myself it's okay because we have different interests, she can be happy with her parties and I'm happy with my geeky shit
>Nope, she got into the same geeky shit I did, she just makes it look better. Her cosplay is good, she got all of her Chad and Stacy friends into watching anime for the privilege of being next to her, and she beats me at go
>mfw I realize one day I LITERALLY cannot keep track of all of her friends, even though I know only 1% of them at best ever come here
>I told myself it's okay because any boy she could get would definitely be an abusive junky
>She invites him to dinner and I'm so autistic I can barely look his way, and have to swallow my food while he talks about being a sucessful entrepreneur who tastes wine in his free time, on top of watching anime
>I'd probably starve to death if mom and dad went away for two weeks, my sister could live by herself indefinitely (not that she'd need to, since she'll never be alone)
I found out three days ago that both of my past girlfriends were MANIPULATED INTO IT BY MY SISTER. IT turns out all this time she found me so pitiful she felt obliged to "care for me", so she arranged for friends of hers to become my girlfriends so I wouldn't be "so sad". It also turns out that she was the one who invited most of the guests who have arrived in my past three birthdays, and the last time, after I passed out drunk, she cleaned the entire house herself, did the dishes, and kept everyone company before leaving before morning. I had no idea until now because she didn't even say anything.
Is my sister just abnormally successful, am I abnormally pathetic, or is my life abnormally shitty? Is it wrong that I want to kill her? Would it be better or worse to kill her before killing myself?
>>28627976
Just be appreciative of your sister DESU. She's your sibling, so she's always got your back. Open up to her maybe?
>woman
>serves in a combat zone
>in a country when everyone joins the army
>yet can return home every couple weeks
OP is either Russian or Israeli and in either case should definitely die
