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>start talking to girl I met on a forum
>talk every day for 4 months
>tells me she likes the way I'am and talking to me aways makes her smile
>asks for pic and says she wants to meet me (3 hour drive)
>sends me her fb
>she's a qt
>send her a pic of me (ugly manlet with acne scars all over)
>doesn't want to meet anymore
>have been distant ever since
>never starts convos anymore
Destined to be alone because I'm ugly as fuck, not surprised about the whole thing, I guess part of me had some hope. She was such a cool girl but it's understandable, I wouldn't date an ugly girl with acne scars all over her face either.
Really want to kill myself right now
Show us her picture
Work a shitty job for about a year
Then send me all the money you make
Then kill yourself At least be of use to someone before you take space in a graveyard
>>28628072
what did you expect, just learn to be content without women and focus on other things
>tfw there is no local revolutionary militia you can join
>tfw modern ''''''commies'''''' are more worried about muh pronouns than executing the bourgeois, freeing the worker and nationalising the means of production
>commies still exist
one of the biggest, saddest, and most frustrating jokes ever
>>28628086
I think it's appropriate. Most americans are so stupid they have no resistance to ideologies from the last decade so every mcdonalds worker fatty wants to naturally kill the rich and take his stuff even though his parents were selfish enough to bring him into the world as a poorfag because "muh genes" and "muh sex drive".
It's pathetic.
>>28628086
Learn what the fuck you are talking about. You're damned lucky commies exist after all the bullshit that's happened. Commies are just people that are pro-worker. We want workers to control industries so that their surplus value won't be stolen. Commies are not about restricting freedom, unlike you bootlickers!
>you're about to fap to your favorite porn actress
>suddenly this guys shows up
wat do?
>>28627911
jerk off as I planned
yes I know this guy is living the dream so to speak
also
>actress
>>28627911
Fap to him instead. Appreciating hard work is straight af.
>>28627911
There has to be a creampie and he better be uncut.
Should I confront my mother, tell her that she ruined my life and provide examples and evidences?
>23 yr virgin
>keep in mind I'm still living with her
Tell us what evidence you have?
>>28627909
You should find unique ways to subtly torture her to avoid compromising your living situation.
>>28627909
what do you hope to achieve by reminding her you're a failure?
You think she doesn't know it already?
>talking to girl online for a few days
>casually drops the bomb she has a boyfriend
How should I react to this exactly? I'm 100% sure this is done intentionally to mindfuck when girls do this
Just ignore it and keep talking to her
If it was completely irrelevant say "do you want an award for it or something?"
t. Chad
>>28627905
Cut off all contact
>>28627942
well she basically said she is going to Scotland with her boyfriend soon
should I just continue the conversation as if she is going there alone?
Dubs decide how I crash my senior assembly. Pic related.
>>28627845
With an original gun
Beat that meat op.
>>28627845
REEEE as loud as you can. Do it.
What do you do if nothing is fun anymore and just feels like a hassle?
>>28627833
Find somebody to talk to.
Better yet, find somebody to talk to who makes you feel motivated to do shit
>>28627859
>Find somebody to talk to.
Yeah OP and don't forget to beeeeeee yourself
Original Ass play
Why are people so irresponsible and flippant about having kids? I see people having kids at such a young age. It's such an AWESOME responsbility though. you're creating life.
It screams "I'll take the easy way out to get my own home and not have to worry about a career."
Also Laura is not a mother and you'll never have her. She'll never even know you.
>tfw you realize these people are being more naturally animals
>tfw you realize your flaw was being too "human" and not enough "animal"
>tfw if there was ever a chance to fix it, that time is long past
Anybody else has this?
Used to play them daily with a great passion. Nowadays I can hardly ever enjoy playing them anymore, without rushing through them/getting bored.
Only exception would be FFX Steam release, and Animal Crossing. Even pkmn ORAS felt like trash to me, and it was a pain to play it.
What do I do if I eventually give up on vidya?
I want to fuck a shemale in the bum.
>>28627706
yeah iktf
tfw trying to rekindle the feelings videogames gave me using real life
Same, all games are shit now.
>tfw compulsive creation of lists
who /mild OCD/ here?
i know it's pointless and yet i can't stop it
>>28627687
I feel for you. If I may can I ask a question ignore line below if not):
Is the original posting requirement on /r9k/ a hindrance for people with OCD or can you navigate around it?
>>28627788
I can't speak for everybody, but I can navigate around it just fine.
>>28627802
Good, I just had a thought that it could be a problem someone with OCD and wanted to ask. But after I posted it I thought that you have to be OCD like a computer only programmed to print "Hello world" to be affected by it.
Has anyone here ever tried VR pron?
Nope but I have 5 figures neet bux saved up.
What's the best way to go about getting hooked up to VR porn?
>>28627544
>get a big screen phone
>get google cardboard
>...
>profit!
Yeah, it's OK.
It's been a while and you reminded me so I'm gonna try my cardboard out again
Are you lonely /pol/? How do you cope?
I spend most of my time either lifting, drawing/painting or reading. I've been a NEET for a year after I quit a high paying job to go to college, but they doubled tuition and rent and I refused to take out a student loan to cover the rest. I'm now waiting on my military trade application to go through.
Loneliness is a lot easier to deal with when you have something to look forward to.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>28627233
Drink
>>28627233
Yes but I'm really just too busy to see many people. I'm fortunate to have a good girlfriend but she's pretty much the only person I ever hang out with.
All other time is spent at school, work, in the gym, and shitposting.
I miss having friends. I moved away from my home state and all my friends 5 years ago. Now at age 27, I don't know how to make male friends without it being weird.
So, what do you subhumans feast upon? Enlighten me. Do you cook for yourselves? Or do you wait for your oven-baked tendies to be delivered to your domain by m0mmy... Do you adhere for regular eating schedules or not.
>>28627150
*adhere to. soz.
cereal, bread, meat, vegetables, fruit, biscuits
>>28627150
I eat meat, carbohydrates, dairy and vegetables in that order. Then I take multivitamins as a bandaid for my shit diet.
>Tfw I found a pickaxe and have been smashing large rocks in my garden this afternoon
It's like real life minecraft
more like movie prison yard
>>28627139
sounds pretty fun actually
>slamming rocks together in my back yard
>it starts to get dark
>notice that when the rocks hit each other it makes a spark
holy shit
Can anyone here sing or play an instrument? Get on Vocaroo and share your talents! Most importantly, have fun!I only make these threads because I feel so alone edition
I tried making some covers in audacity.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jSqcVCT84q
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ubZDGlSIjk
They're probably a bit too quiet.
I'd play something original but I'm worried someone would steal it or something.
The guitar isn't plugged in because it would be too awkward to record it.
>>28627874
I could fall asleep to these anon. You are extremely talented. Thank you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aS74F5aiVs
I'm pretty shy but here.
