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>no pepe/gondola/wojak trading thread
I'll start with a rare gondola.
cocaine pepe
Uncommon pepe to pad your folders if you want it.
Awarded to those who mocked Bernouts into a suicidal depression.
>tfw I will never meet either of my grandfathers
They would have been a good influence in my life.
too obscure anon
>tfw will never tell my mom she's going to be a grandma
>tfw you fantasize so much, that you forget this is real life
So what does /r9k/ think about Buddhism? Can you get on board with the philosophy and meditation?
>>28624798
The real shit is Advaita Vedanta. Mooji on youtube. Nisargadatta Maharaj.
I'd love to but it's literally impossible this day and age, in any modern country
>dude just stop wanting things lmao
>often discuss with my therapist my opinions on suicide
>for the past year have tried to persuade her that some people simply don't belong with the living and yearn for the opportunity to return to the all mother (read her a passage from pic)
>explain to her that I would rather die from suicide then from old age, it's my life and I get to decide when it ends
>finally worked up the balls to buy a gun
>told my therapist about it, that this is what I truly believe is the end for me
>she simply nodded and told me the path I choose is not up to her
>stood up and hugged me and said she hopes we meet again
And now I stand here feeling this overwhelming excitment beyond anything I've ever felt.
My plan is for tomorrow night.
Wish me luck.
Best of luck OP.
I may be joining you soon.
If you leave a note, a sign or anything but your body it shows that you still cared even just a little bit.
I'm leaving soon and I'm going out in silence.
>>28624788
Great book. Based Hesse.
Hey OP, good luck whatever you choose, and I hope you find peace either way. You've got a great therapist. Clearly she respects your autonomy.
Please leave a note on the outside of your door though; don't traumatize anybody if you can help it.
Fuck, anyone else a 5'9" manlet king? Why even live.
>>28624768
Lanky manfaced freak on the left, niggernosed gook in the middle, and female eggman on the right
Who cares? I only get upset when good looking women say that. If one of these ugly subhumans said that to me, I'd laugh in their faces
So sad. All three of them are fucking ugly even with all that make up. Yet they'll have multiple guys throwing themselves at them. The power of a vagina is immense.
>>28624768
why the fuck do you care? clearly these bitches in your post aren't worth being with if they act like that. not all chicks are like this.
>haven't told anyone I've dropped out
>people keep asking me when I'm going to graduate
That feel, that feel.
Great god almighty, I know that feel.
I'm like three days from that feel.
It'll only be relatives though, because I'm dropping contact with everyone else as well.
I will "turn in my thesis" tomorrow.
Still not sure whether to commit seppuku
or come clean about it.
My fellow master-race white males and females of /r9k/.
In this thread you must pledge to having at least 5-10 children with your future white wife or husband.
Pledge allegiance below.
How white is white?
original
Inb4 a weak beta thad that thinks he's a jamal makes some stupid shitpost about how he's going to impregnate a white girl with le smug amphibian face
i'm not white but i'll try to take your advice and have children with a white woman anyway.
having 5-10 half-white children is better than 0 children at all, I think we can all agree.
If you're loneIy, why don't you find a girl from 4chan to be your girlfriend? Pic is me and my long distance gf I met here. Am I in her league?
Yeah, sure, the problem is you'll probably never meet.
If you do and she leaves you it hurts worse.
Do you have a life outside spamming this for your insecurities?
>>28624520
She looks like that ayy lmao chick. I bet she only likes you for your hair.
Want to know what it feels like to be a Chad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veTvuvjwYE
How does your life compare?
Do you want to cry knowing that your life will never be as good as this?
>>28624517
i'm hiding this thread. fuck you
Its completely fucked up how some people get to experience life that is nearly heaven or utopia while others are condemned to being born disabled or in a slum in a third world country and everything in between.
Phony representation of """life""", edited together by attention whoring narcissists who profit off this illusion thanks to naive people like OP who buy into it.
That kike has been exposed as a giant prick/fraud before, by the way.
>religiously fap every day
>fall deeper and deeper on the slippery slope of instant sexual gratification
>too sad and bored to masturbate properly anymore
>try no fap
>clarity of mind disappears
>earth shattering erections in public
>grow more social but realize the futility of it since I'm completely unnaproachable
>restless nights against my very own weiner
At this point I'm doing this out of masochism and its a strange feeling to have sexual urges again
What is the point of No-Fap anyways?
Sexy image
>>28624377
testosterone through out your body.
Like most self help it only works for failed normies.
>women get hit on so much that they find it 'creepy' and annoying
Does this seem weird to anyone else? I don't hate them for their attitude, but it seems like such an alien concept to me. I would kill to get hit on once. Even if it was someone I didn't like, it still shows that someone finds you desirable.
Yes. It's pretty strange. Even 3/10 women are inundated with so many offers of affection that they can afford to scoff at it.
>>28624359
There's a difference between asking someone out for coffee and a nigger yelling "ay yo bitch get over and fuck me you worthless piece of shit" the latter obviously sucks. And they'll even do it to old women so it doesn't mean you're attractive at all.
>>28624359
Yeah they basically take it for granted and are completely oblivious to the opposite way of life. That's why guys first instinct is to compliment them and show their interest, because we assume it feels good to be complimented and told they are desirable since it rarely ever happens to us.
Women don't get that and never will. The spoiled brat gender.
Would you date a nice cute girl if she was also a horrible creature like a werewolf, vampire, succubus, demon, etc.?
Does she love me 4rizzle?
Will she do my bidding?
>>28624092
>horrible creature
>succubus
>demon
>werewolf
if these are horrible creatures then I want to exclusively date horrible creatures
>>28624092
Monsters are for slaying, not dating
How do I ever get a job when in 25 with no previous work experience or references?
>>28624043
What skills do you have?
What have you been doing?
What can you do that no one else can do?
>>28624043
acquire rare skills
>>28624101
N/A
N/A
N/A
How does /r9k/ deal with strangers staring?
>>28623986
I growl and show my teeth.
They usually stop.
do what I do
stare back
I always have an angry/annoyed look on my face so it gets them to stop looking
>>28623986
Make eye contact, they always look away
What animes are you watching robots?Why am I alive
One piece with my qt bfand started watching lain in the background
>tfw posting in these threads
Im turning cancer
>>28624261
dont kid yourself normie, you were always cancer.
cowboy bebop again
>>28624261
How are you enjoying One Piece and Lain? I could never get into One Piece cause the art style/anatomy looked really stupid. I liked Lain though.
