We haven't had one of these in a while and they're fun.
Take a screencap of your normietube "watch it again", and then have other people judge you and try to defend/explain yourself. NO editing or funny business.
I guess you can also post the videos for easy access.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fie8O3GAio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1iYKB-Rrag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZqibmhLL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBI7zrbJXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csUf0MAUIs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6UYTbOEMQ
I...
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>>28618253
>in a while
>had one yesterday
>>28618304
Sorry lad, even though I am a NEET I still don't lurk here 24/7
here this is
didn't change too much from last time
Who here /madasfuck/?
>be me
>using computer
>internet connection is a piece of shit
>get mad as a fuck
>start stabbing the keyboard with a pen, the keys flying out
>break keyboard over my knee
>start punching the shit out of my table until my knuckles are all red and fucked
>fast-forward
>am now fighting with my mother and brother
>my brother at the end of the corridor with a jack-knife and me at the other end with a kitchen knife
>I'm threatening to cut his throat open
>he wants to call the police like a fag
>mother at the middle of the corridor trying to separate us
Another occasion
>At school, ages ago
>faggot friend puts a rock into a sheet of paper and throws it on me, pretending he threw a paper ball
>I open it and see the rock
>break a piece of my pen and make it sharp
>go up to him and shove it into his neck
>it doesn't enter but fucks a flesh wound
>"You're fucked up, anon, fuck you!"
>listening to music on cellphone
>cellphone jams out of nowhere
>drop it mid-air and kick it away before it hit the ground
>it flies into a fucking wall
This just goes on and on, I once shoved my face into a fucking mirror out of anger, punched a bunch of glass shreds from a broken bottle on the ground just to purposely fuck my knuckles and have punched a computer until it just got irreversibly fucked forever. This IED shit is fucking me up, I'm almost twenty and I have gone to the brink of a true to god stroke out of anger before.
Anyone in a similar situation?
I hope you rage on someone and they blow your head off
>playing counter strike
>get killed, get mad
>punch laptop screen/slam fist into desk
>continue for 2 months
>eventually break laptop screen
>tell mommy i had it open and i dropped it
>she buys me new lappy
>>28618137
Jfc, no. I get angry and hit shit but you're taking it to the next level. I usually jusy hit my leg or slam a pillow on the ground over and over instead of breaking shit. I have broken controllers, computer mice, glasses etc... in rage, but not in a long time.
I wish they would all just die. I've been starving myself all week to make I never end up like that. Seriously, food is overrated. It just makes you fat.
>>28618041
It's ridiculous to hate 60% of the population.
Being fat is very stupid though.
>>28618078
I wish they would all just die. Far people make me throw up.
I wish I were dead too, anon.
Anyone else keep a journal and write down nonsense?
you should give my man chance a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtA9GvpzwU
I just linked you a normie-tube link since GBP can't pay and support the fucking artist.
>>28617940
I would but every time I write something down and read it later I cringe because my writing sounds like what an autistic middle school kid would write and I get discouraged from writing any more
plus I'd be mortified if anyone found and read it. best to keep my thoughts to myself
>>28618069
I felt that too. Then I decided to not give a fuck and bought a notebook and just started writing. With anything it'll get better with practice. Reading helps too friend.
Want to know the wagecucks most feared sound?BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
DELETE THIS!!
crossing the line
>>28617921
who else triggered here?
>>28617921
Is that the smoke alarm?!? Honey, get the kids out of the house!
Who here /onereasontolive/?
I told my psychiatrist I only had one reason to live and she said "we'll give you more". It hasn't happened yet.
I also told a friend I only had one reason to live and that I don't enjoy anything, he's a total robot like me but he said he couldn't relate and didn't understand.
So let me ask you your reason for existance.
>>28617905
I don't know what the reason is.
>>28617905
I live because dying is too much of a pain
There's only a finite time to exist. I have an eternity to be nothing.
>got my 1st speeding ticket 2 weeks ago
>$240, but can take a defensive driving course to waive ticket and bad boy points on my insurance
>$114 just for the license to take a course
>I have to pay another $25 just to do it online
>suck it up, pick the highest rated one
>claims its the fastest course available, looks promising
>3 screens in, get pic related
ITT:...
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>240$
How much over the limit were you driving?
Tickets for speeding are one of the most ridicolous things ever
well, that should teach you a lesson then
>>28618076
I hate people like you
Do you know that he put anyone in danger?
I know places where I can speed 100km/h over the limit and don't endanger anyone including myself, while at some other places I'll crash when driving as much as limit allows.
Do you want to live in a state controlled society?
>most of my friends are guys
>>28617847
>dyed hair/tatoos
> rude/ terrible personality
>having a vagina
this is totally original
>there are people on this board turnig 30 who haven't kissed a girl
Explain yourselves.
Well I'm well over 30 but what is there to explain? A girl has never wanted to kiss me so I've never kissed a girl.
>>28617903
What makes you so undesirable that no girl would touch you?
>>28617827
>>28618075
I really wish this norman invasion would just come to an end already. We get it, you're successful in everything in life and you can't even fathom the fact that people are that far below you. Fuck you. Fuck you and your high horse. Get the fuck off my board and take all your fucking normalfaggot friends and "femanons" with you. Ree
>make robot friend
>we are both depressed
>talk for two months or so and get along great
>he changes meds
>he now says he is killing himself tonight
What do /r9k/? Help me convince him to stay alive I'm convinced these are the new meds talking.
Come on people don't let a fellow robot die.
Tell him to go on an adventure before he dies.
Help a robot out.
Oreganorigami
What are some jobs for people who are good at math and nothing else
>>28617755
accountant?
Origninininallisauce
>>28617755
>good at math
do you have a degree in math? do you mean good at math at a high school level?
>>28617755
Big data
what's your favorite film robotos
Depends on my mood but on most given days it's probably pic related
>>28617727
I don't really watch movies
Tokyo Sonata
ITT: Characters who are basically you
>the joker
>mysterious
>funny
>cunning
>mischievous
>not to be messed with
Ironic shitposting is over OP. We are moving into a new 4chan epoch. The happy days of post-irony are past us. What will post-post-irony be? We'll find out together,
didnt i just see this shit on /b/?
at least /r9k/ has a sense of humor and will play along with dumb shit like this.
>>28617685
Wow OP, you are the epitome of autism
Congratulations.
>Never left my house after I hit 13
>Was too sacred to leave my street when I was 12
>burned through the years as a teenager and only shuttled between school and home and was totally silent every year
>Can only name 3 streets in the neighborhood I've spent my entire life
>Know I couldn't have lived my life any other way
>Might continue to not live life until I die because I'm...
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I feel you. I saw my peers steadily learn how to properly talk to women and socialize while I stood by and watched. Thought I would learn along with them but I would always say something weird/awkward. Went to the internet to seek refuge. Now, I need to completely detach my conscience or get obscenely drunk in order to hold a conversation with a woman.
>>28617669
>tfw to sacred to leave street
>>28617669
i legit didn't know what a vagina was until middle school. everyone just had a penis.
>started to carry a hammer wherever I go
Dunno why
if some one asks just blame niggers
>qt3.14 asks someone what time it is
>pull out your hammer
"It-it's hammertime :)"
Works every time.
>>28617656
Great, now all you need is a nice jacket and car and you're set.