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Imagine if all males suddenly dissapeared and humanity would an entirely female species. What would happen?
IMO
Sci fi and fantasy would die off.
Adult virginity would cease to exist
Nobody would have unpopular or wierd interests, worldview, opinions, etc. due to female instinct to conform and follow social trends
Lack of social darwinism since females have no concept of having to compete to get a mate.
Only casual, mobile, console and MOBA games would continue to exist.
Anything else that I've missed?
pic unrelated
>>28616310
>Adult virginity would cease to exist
>all males suddenly dissapeared
are you retarded?
da fuck? the world would collapse in on its self.
eventually after technology and civil services had failed, the animal population would begin to wreak havoc.
women are scared of spiders and mice and shit, imagine a bear or a cougar running up on them.
it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Within a week the power grid is down. Water system even less. Not that it matters since all food would be gone in 3 days. It would be funny to watch. Women are so incompetent it defies all logic. I'm amazed they remember how to breathe without a man to remind them, and then show them how because they try to breathe underwater or something gay like that.
Best bands thread
Everyone should listen to Titus Andronicus, lots of relateable self-loathing.
>>28616125
Agreed, i really like Arctic Monkeys
also mine is pic related
>>28616125
hey alex go fuck yourself this is the true og garage band of the 2000s
>What do you like to do for fun in your free time, Anon?
answer your stupid fucking questions
>>28616124
what the fuck am I supposed to say to this?
4chan isn't an acceptable answer but it's the only answer I can truthfully give
is there a robot guide to the top 200 most common questions? does any normie want to help create this for us
Hate the fuck out of everybody.
>Stacey spends five days without anybody to keep her company at coffee shops as some sort of life experiment
>Normies cannot fathom ever having to sit alone in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugxibWkDA4
>I will be spending 5 days... ALONE
HOLY SHIIIIIIT
HOW CAN SHE DOO THIS
OH MY GOOOOD
so brave desu
>a week without a cell phone
>a week of drinking coffee alone
>"a challenge"
huh... I do this normally and it doesn't even feel slightly weird.
Half the people I see at coffee shops are alone
I'm kind of shocked that spending five days alone is a big deal for some people. It's weird to think about. I wonder if being dependent on other people bothers them?
At least Stacy tried it, I guess. A lot of people probably wouldn't care or think about it.
instead of getting a slutty stacy gf, why not find a lovely woman age 30-45 to be your mommy?
mommy can take you out on trips and teach you lots of useful things (including how to please a lady in bed)
mommy wont judge and wants to be loved as much as you do, she loves long cuddles and chats
so why aren't you looking for a mommy robots?
>>28616056
>tfw no mommy gf
literally the ONLY downside is people might look down on you for dating an older woman
>>28616263
you tell everybody she's your mother
makes things hotter too
Most women don't age this well, man.
Another day another beautiful weekend
>>28615992
Separated at birth tbqh
Too bad a beautiful weekend has past, now for a beautiful week.
>>28615992
What mental illness does eggman have where he likes displaying how sickly and ugly and unhappy he is ?
Chronic attention-whoreism?
A person whose brain wasn't afflicted with some disease would focus on something else and refrain from doing things that advertise to others or remind himself that he is an ugly loser.
Picture a man who is everything you've ever dreamed of (whatever that is).
Tall and handsome with a strong jaw, or perhaps a skinny alternative fella, however you like it. He shares all your interests, he tells the perfect jokes, he's always there for you when you want him to be. It seems like he truly is heaven sent.
Only one problem: he doesn't have a penis.
No one knows about his issue. None of your friends or family members, no one on the internet or out on the street. They all see you walking around with the most impressive boyfriend they could ever imagine.
Would you take him? Or reject him?
>>28615986
does he have an asshole I could molest though
anxiety.jpg
My wonderful everything I ever dreamed of BF has impotence/erectile dysfunction issues so I guess it's similar
But at least he HAS a penis that I might be able to help him get working. Not having one.... no, I don't think I could do it. Why not have a qt3.14 gf at that point, who "gets" all of my female mental issues? I'm only not a lesbian because I love flesh and blood dick
>>28615986
My bf without a penis?
Yeah I'd still take him, wouldn't even care desu
Tell me /r9k/
Why is Ayano so huggable
>>28615912
>Ayano
who?
I post about Ayano on [s4s] ALL the time
Join me!
>>28615912
I think a better question is, why are they so perfect together?
>you will never experience a love this pure
Are there any of you that are 25+? How do you live with not having a career or personal relationship? Is life just some sort of hell where you never move forward and slowly rot away?
>>28615885
I'm union , so while my job sucks I get paid $27/h + get 10-20 hrs of OT a week
>>28615885
19 here.
Is it too late to develop a career, or do I still have hope?
>>28616012
that sounds perfect.
Can I ask all the femcucks on this board a question?
How could you ever fall in love with a man knowing that he has been inside other women. He has swallowed the cum squirting out of other vaginas. Other women have covered his face in cum. How can you look at him the same way knowing that? You will never be a "first" for that he can look back on and remember forever. You'll never be the first girl he kissed, his first girlfriend, or the girl who took his virginity. He may be special to you, but you are just another girl to him. Another girl he's occupying his time with until something better comes along. Stacy, Tracy, Lacy, and the rest of them will laugh behind your back thinking of the good times they had with the used up goods you settled with.
Men just aren't worth it.
I exclusively fuck virgins. Defloration of innocent guys is my thing.
>>28615820
Nothing has ever not happened more than this
>>28615897
They exist m8, my roommate in university lost his virginity at 23 to a younger redhead, slightly chubby (but would otherwise be 8/10) virgin hunter
They just don't go for the kinds of virgins you see on /r9k/
>bullied by my mother's white boyfriend on and off for 8 years
>bullied by females until 3rd grade, bullied by males until 11th grade
>bullied by 99% of every male teacher
>male teachers would record me when my autism kicked in and laugh
>would be used to make the rest of the class laugh with their jokes
>was hated by an entire freshman class for the entire school year for no reason
>male teacher once threatened me while I ate my lunch and did homework in a stairwell alone (fucking asshole FUCK)
>the only "friends" (it ended long ago) I had were a couple and I would end up sitting next to them back to back or even lay in bed with them while they made out (yes all this during school hours or field trips)
>always stayed home, always alone, always isolated
>every day I told myself that today would be different and that I would try to change, but I never could (turns out I had legitimate autism fuck)
>still live at home, dismissed from Uni from my dream major/lost scholarship(not my fault not on purpose), work as a wagecuck
>mother only stopped being abusive as soon as I visited the doctor for a diagnosis
>even with all the shit I was always trying to help people have better lives or trying to make their lives easier
>would never want anybody to suffer the way I do
I fucking hate normies.
>>28615769
dear "fembot" maybe you are a big bitch, maybe you are the problem, all those people maybe are right about you
>>28615769
That sounds miserable. Where do you live? I want to think it's some intolerant backwater shithole but then it could probably be anywhere.
Have you gotten any therapy and working on coping skills since your diagnosis? I hope so, because you sound intelligent enough to benefit from it.
>>28615769
>bullied JK to 12th grade
>bullied by my mom and dad from birth to now
>bullied by 4chan every time I post
>don't speak to anyone else
I need some advice robots. My wife told me she wants a vacation but wants to go on one by herself. She said she needed a little bit of alone time to "unwind". I don't know how to feel about it, what do you guys think?
Please keep memes out of this
put her in the
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she doesn't want to be with you, she's just not ready to do anything about it yet
>>28615692
Speaking as a girl, she's going to cuck you bigtime
>>28615730
>>28615732
she says she still loves me though. She's been stressed at work so it seems like a good idea but it's kind of weird I can't come
18 y/o anon here. How do I make it clear to my parents that I am not going to prom? I told them no, and they acted like I shot a baby. I don't want to go to that shit show, it's going to be boring and I'll probably make an autist out of myself. My sister set me up with some 1/10 autistic bitch who makes me wanna commit murder. I said yes just so that my dumb ass sister would stop pestering me to go to the shitty prom. I have a friend with a gf who isn't even going for the same reason, it's going to suck ass. Should I just disappear the night it happens? I don't even know when it is.
Do not tell your parents when the prom will start.
The very next day, tell them you forgot.
However your sister might jeopardise this plan
ditch the bitch, dont go to prom. whats the worst that can happen?
you have to learn how to make your 'no's mean 'no'
tell them 'i'm not going' and then don't go
you don't need advice or some advanced strategy to convince them, just tell them you're not going
a change of speed
a change of style
I'm learning to like unknown pleasures more and more. At first I liked just a few songs, and always thought closer was great.
OVER EACH MISTAKES WERE MADE
I TOOK THE BLAME
DIRECTIONLESS SO PLAIN TO SEE
A LOADED GUN WON'T SET YOU FREE
SO YOU SAID
these threads might be too reddity to work, but they are still great. I like interzone a lot.
I turn 24 next month
I have never had sex
I have never kissed a girl
I have never held hands with a girl
I have never hugged a girl
Is it too late for me? Am I beyond all hope?
Welcome to the club OP.
You can easily get a prostitute and do all those, but why bother?
how do people go their entire lives without hugging a girl? you've never hugged your mom? your aunt? your grandma? your sister? your cousin?
>>28615624
What day is your birthday? Mine's in June also.. And I'm also a khv.
