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I turn 24 next month I have never had sex I have never kissed
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I turn 24 next month

I have never had sex
I have never kissed a girl
I have never held hands with a girl
I have never hugged a girl

Is it too late for me? Am I beyond all hope?
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Welcome to the club OP.

You can easily get a prostitute and do all those, but why bother?
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how do people go their entire lives without hugging a girl? you've never hugged your mom? your aunt? your grandma? your sister? your cousin?
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>>28615624
What day is your birthday? Mine's in June also.. And I'm also a khv.
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>>28615624
friend of mine was a virgin until he was like 23-24 i dont remember exactly. we were about to hire an escort for him and just not tell him she was paid for, but he finally had some awkward sex with some slut. now he fucks bitches fairly regularly. you might be fine m8. just get your shit together and dont expect the first one to call you back.
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>>28615624
>Is it too late for me? Am I beyond all hope?

Well, OP, that largely depends on the 23 year old (soon to be 24) virgin asking the question, doesn't it? After all, not all male virgins are created equal.

Losing one's virginity at your age is certainly not unheard of. So, one's age is not so much a consideration as is why one is a virgin at any given age.

Let me ask you, OP. Have you seen nothing but disgust whenever you've met a woman's gaze? Because there are men like that. And it is for those men that the question of age is irrelevant. They were born a virgin and will die one, and their increasing age has no more significance beyond serving as testament to the fact they are one of the very few who were born to be lost and left behind.

Fortunately, there are very few men like that. Step outside and look around. The ugly, the obese, the awkward...the vast majority of these men do eventually experience sexual affection at some point. It's astounding, really. Mother Nature intervenes and provides this favor, taken for granted by most, to nearly of all her children. Which is, I suppose, why it's taken for granted in the first place.

Nature is kind to most and cruel to very few. She is good to those she loves, and wicked to those she despises. Chances are you fall into the former category, if for no other reason than the statistics bear this out.

So are you beyond all hope, OP? That depends on whether you are one of those men that Nature hates. The question, I suppose, is how to know whether you belong to that particularly wretched tribe.

The answer is the one I provide above. If you see nothing save for revulsion when you meet each woman's eyes, you are one of those sad few. That is how you know you are one of the tiny number of men that Nature will always refuse to embrace. Because that fierce hatred you see in the eyes of those women is the hatred of Mother Nature herself.

It's amazing how closely daughters resemble their mother.
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>>28617076
Couldn't you have just said all that without typing like a massive faggot
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>>28615624

If you were just a virgin then maybe, just maybe you'd have a chance.
But you're so far behind literal 12 year olds are more experienced with relationships than you are.

You're basically fucked. Even if a girl did show an interest in you you'd have no clue how to handle it correctly and ruin it.
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>>28617135
>Couldn't you have just said all that without typing like a massive faggot

What do you mean, exactly? I stayed within the character limit and everything. Believe it or not, there are some people on this board who are not afflicted with ADHD and are capable of reading more than a couple of lines of text.

However, take note of the fact I posted with a tripcode. This gives you the option of filtering me out. It's quite a marvelous thing, don't you think? You don't have to endure the daunting task of reading more than a couple of sentences, and I don't have to be bored by reading you cry about it.

And then everybody's happy. Isn't that nice?
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Try being 32 and all those things as well. Throw in neet too.

You're still young though OP. Not too late.
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>>28617076
>>28617439
OP may be a 24 year old virgin but at least he isn't a tripfag
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>>28615624

Only 24 huh? You still got plenty of time.
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>>28615624
im in your boat but december is my birthday
im fucked desu m8
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>>28615624

Big deal, im fucking 29.
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>>28615624
It's probably not too late for you. Let your 24th year on this shitty rock be a year of change and personal growth and such groovy shit.
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>>28615689
Not uncommon in this scenario to have absent and uncaring family that never show you affection, you grow up thinking its weird to open up to people and the thought of physical contact is awkward and alien.

And of course, at that ripe age when all the little boys and girls are figuring this shit out about themselves, youre left alone to try to process it given no tools no support and no experience.

So you fall behind. No first kisses, no first date no prom no gf no nothing. The gaping maw of ypur ineptitude to connect emotionally and physically grows wider and deeper as the years pass.

24 you stand at the razors edge of the hermit life. There may be no going back if you dont turn it around.

If I figure out how I'll let you know.
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>>28618633
holy fuck that's some heavy shit anon
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