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>insult people here all the time
>regret it now
I'm sorry if I've ever insulted you guys and gals
>>29242033
No one provokes me with impunity. Get fucked, cunt.
>>29242033
Don't worry.
I don't consider people who insult others for entertainment as humans anyway.
If you called me a manlet and subhuman scum and not a man and a genetic refuse and barely human and scum of the earth and no use in society..
I forgive you. All life are of worth.
What's the worst/stupidest thing you have ever done while horny?
>>29242014
When I was first learning how to masturbate and what made my dick feel good, I'd run it under water or rub it against furniture.
>>29242014
Stuck things up my ass without lube
My ass has never been the same
>>29242014
Using a nano bot to stimulate myself
I miss her and I don't know what to do with myself right now. It's been such a long time since I last saw her and I still can't stop thinking about her everyday and hoping she'll contact me.
What do I do to make myself stop feeling this way?
Make a thread about it
Origami
>>29242023
Actually, origami is not a bad past-time, if a bit frustrating. At least the paper hats will fill up your mind in a better way than any stupid emotion could.
Obviously you should post her initials. And then contact her first
I can guarantee that any true robot is about to get hit directly in the feels.
Is anyone else pissed about the fact that over the past 5 years, Normies discovered the internet, took what internet culture we had and just stole it? Now they think they're all robots.
Take memes. Advice Animals. We all had a nice set up of inside jokes and running gags in our own little community. All those creeps in the corner of the class who never fit in. Those were the true robots. The people with no friends took to the internet. And they had a place where they felt like they really fit in. They had a community and friends that they could joke around and talk to in a world that the no one else ever knew. Our internet culture was the one thing we had that made us feel like somebody.
Then these fucking normies came in and fucked it all up. Now, fucking soccer moms and chads all talk about, "their favorite memes" and that bullshit. And now we have to abandon ship, and call what used to be our own special culture, "cancerous cringe". When you see some comment on Animeme, or your Great Granny's Good Guy Greg meme, "Memes are cancer go die in a hole faggot" you know that that person, that true robot, has seen the exact same thing anyone on the internet pre-2010 saw.
Our own culture torn from us and gang raped by a pack of fucking Normies.
Goddammit.
>>29241999
Nice trips and true words.
But you know what follows.
Endless shitposts of insults against you.
From them.
Honestly those guys in the back of class turn out to be chads in the end. Fuck you little normie bitches, im takin over
>>29242040
Heheh, thanks, anon.
'Impossible' is a good adjective. I've been tossing the word around my head all day today, thinking of how someone is supposed to start getting their shit together, start the process of exiting NEEThood.
Let's run down the numbers:
Year one insurance for 18 y/o male
>$4000
Title transfer fees
>$200
Rent for a shitty trailer
>$350
A car
>$1000 minimum
Power bill
>$400
Bonus: Find a job that's full time!
Add that up and tell me how my current savings of $1000 dollars cuts into that. That's month number one.
I have a lot of ambitions. I want to make a documentary later this year, I want to make more tee shirts, YouTube videos, I want to meet anons and move in together, I want to work with my group I formed a full year ago. None of this is possible in my current state, I can't keep mooching off of others.
It makes you think how much easier life would be if you had a normal upbringing. No parents to get me a car when I was sixteen, shit; no parents at all. No college savings fund, no mentors to help me learn skills, no path to follow. It's just a miserable facefuck that you can't shake. If you have two parents and a college fund you ARE A NORMIE. That isn't a bad thing, thank you parents and appreciate the invaluable gift they've given you.
Give me one good reason why calling my recruiter and joining infantry right now isn't my only option.
/blogpost
i know this feel all too well
how do you fucks do it? not the best place to ask
>A car
>$1000 minimum
Hahahaha
hahahah
Good one, man.
>>29241996
Reality buster, but, rent is actually more like 700 a month for a shithole house and then you have to pay about 2000 bucks for deposits and follow the landlords long list of rules
The housing crisis is a spewing hot pile of dogshit that just keeps getting worse the more you think about it
When did you realize you were a dirty degenerate?
>Walking home from the store
>There's a cute little black girl in front of me
>She's 10-11 at the most
>She's wearing yoga pants
>She has an amazing ass despite being skinny
>Staring at it the entire time
>Start imagining kidnapping her and raping her repeatedly and cumming inside her
>Want to drag her in a corner and fuck the shit out of her
>Keep imagining torturing her and doing heinous sexual acts to her
>Get home
>Realize I just spent 25 minutes fantasizing about raping a young negro girl
>>29241984
Good God OP.. I don't even I'm THAT PATHETIC
>>29241984
you need to look at less loli
I've been masturbating to disgusting fantasies for so long that normal, vanilla fantasies suddenly seem taboo and hot.
You find a genie bottle on the beach.
In it a shitty stoned genie who will grant you one mediocre wish. You are granted the choice of
A) 15k additional pretax income per year
B) one point higher in terms of facial aesthetics out of 10
C) an additional 1.5 inches in height
Which do you pick and why?
>>29241945
>A
Those other two are for impressing people, and I've already given up
stealing this cuz its funny
$1 billion cash or I piss in his bottle.
If your oneitis finally agreed to be your gf but only if you defeated this gigantic spider in unarmed combat, would you accept her challenge?
I literally would, I'd be scared as fuck, but if I lost at least I'd get to die.
Not unarmed. Would fight with crude wooden spear or better
>>29241944
actually, the spider would make you her husband instead
>be me
>go highschool
>electrical department
>graduate as top student even though I hate electric because parents
>enter college entrance exam for good college and not electric hopefully
>fail
>go to community college by using high school degree instead
>tell parents you hate electric , they don't understand you
>electrical stuff again
>hate it. don't go to school whole year
>tell parents you are going to school every morning
>go library study for college entrance exam again
Now the school ends at wednesday , and college entrance exam is at june 25 .
What am I going to do , if I fail the exam again?
Anons, how can I explain to them I don't wanna be an electric technician for the rest of my life ?
They think if I don't do this electrical stuff , I will never get a good job in my whole life . And they have 0 faith in me . I will talk with them wednesday but I am sure they will refuse to understand again .
Why are you so set on going to a college with exams you don't feel confident on passing? Go away to a pleb-teir uni if you're too dumb to get into the better one. If you can't put in the effort to do what you want and you lack the will to make independent decisions your parents then just be a fucking electric technician.
too true bro XDDDDDDDD
(LOL)
Holy shit man. your terrible writing made me read that entire post in a caveman style voice.
ITT ill pretend to be your gf
C-can we just cuddle for now?
wanna have some anal
>>29241892
Of course darling, today is cuddle day. How are your things going?
ITT: /r9k/ approved intellectuals/philosophers
>>29241829
stop posting this islamaphobe bigot, he's not an intellectual or a philosopher
Based Arthur
>>29241829
sam harris is shit
>baking is nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically baking cakes in peoples' ovens and playing frosting games
>get bored of cakes after a while and move on to cupcakes but that's okay since there's literally billions of you tasty little pastries to fuck around with
>some cakes actually believe I care about them as desserts but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
lelmao wtf is this XD
>>29241824
This is my kind of insanity.
>>29241824
holy shit stay away from this thread he's worse than everyone here. This is a true robot
Ciara will never be pure, she will be forever corrupt from her core.
Suicidal, bpd, heroin, nearly ODd several times, patricidal, attentionwhore, child porn producer, slut, insane, addict, thief, liar, cheater.
All this from 14 till now.
You were all right, last thing you wanndo is give a suicidal addict money.
Why did I even open that thread? I deserve my punishment and so does she.
>>29241807
>last thing you wanndo
last thing you wanna do*
>>29241807
>patricidal
Are you implying that no teenage girl ever has had childish fantasies about harming her own father for doing something bad?
>child pornography producer
You should definitely look up at the definition of "child porn" again
You are fucking retarded dude and your shit opinions can be dismissed by the fact that this purely biased hate is coming from anger. Anger which you feel because deep down inside you know you were born a cuckold and how stupid it was from you to be exploited this way by a 15 years old girl.
I strongly invite you to off yourself you ape-looking disgusting kike.
>>29242571
>Are you implying that no teenage girl ever has had childish fantasies about harming her own father
Who implied that? It's not as common as you may think and lying in bed all night planning murdering him isn't normal.
>for doing something bad?
He barely did anything bad, he's not some super human, being forced to deal with someone as fucked up and being responsible for her is so hard he's alreaduy threatened killing himself.
>You should definitely look up at the definition of "child porn" again
A nude photo of someone under 18 is considered cp in the us. Also, omegle masturbation is definitely cp.
>You are fucking retarded dude and your shit opinions can be dismissed by the fact that this purely biased hate is coming from anger. Anger which you feel because deep down inside you know you were born a cuckold and how stupid it was from you to be exploited this way by a 15 years old girl.
I'll ignore the personal attacks cause I'm better than that, she's 16 and are you honestly gonna fault me for treating her like an equal and trusting her? In the end I didn't lose any money and she's in the mental ward. She lost.
I want to date and fuck a Tomoko with weeb-tier interests, even if she's fugly IRL. As long as she's thin, it's all good.
Tomoko is mine, loser
tomoko reminds me of my first girlfriend.
now im sad.
I want to smell her pits so bad, fuck.
Who here is a non-white and just wants to love themselves again.
>>29241666
touched by satan, thread is cursed
>>29241666
satanic trips
why do you hate yourself?
im black and i wouldnt hate white people if they didnt put me some category and then judge . but theres no ending that so the hate stays
