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have you ever told a girl you have a crush on her?
highschool just finished for me and im starting to think i need to make a move with me oneitis.
will it work?
95% sure shes into me but really shy...
>>29240599
Real talk, either tell her or don't. Make sure you tell it to her face. You can either make things happen and face rejection or spend the rest of your life wondering if things could have progressed between you. Chances are you probably won't see her again so might as well face the possible humiliation anyway.
>>29240599
BRRRUUUUUUMMPPPPP
PLLLLLLRRURPLL
It's too late now. I'm sure she has already mentally moved passed high school.
Who /generalized anxiety disorder/ here?
I worry about literally everything and the minute something goes wrong I panic. If i'm not worrying about something I find something to worry about. I also panic when change occurs.
Also i'm quickly on the road to becoming an alcoholic. I drink every night and every day before work I have to take .75 mgs of xanax
right now i'm worrying over the fact someone read a personal suicide letter I write myself a long time ago and might've posted it on his facebook wall
I'm /GAD and OCD/ although there is very considerable overlap between the two.
>>29240651
OP here
I'm worrying over the fact that i might get fired tomorrow because of the fact that i didn't completely follow orders and as I was leaving work i accidentally scratched the surface of a guys bumper
>>29240703
Everything will turn out to be okay; human error is common on the job and as long as there's mutual understanding there's nothing to be too worried of.
What have you say of my worry?
My cum has taken on a thin watery consistency, it's worrying. Normally I shoot out thick jelly strands, but now it's like turning on a hose of cloudy water.
I'm cumming harder, but it's not a satisfying. What do?
Your hormone dosage is off
Are you maintaining a decent diet?
>>29240474
More zinc?
>>29240475
It's been less than decent the past few days, but I am an exceptionally healthy person
>Its another "I suffer endlessly and am forced to watch everyone else have fun meaningful lives" life
Please Ziggy when I can I leap out of here
>>29240403
The ride never ends Anon.
Sit down and enjoy it.
>>29240403
>another
What are you implying here?
>>29240403
>he thinks normalfags have fun meaningful lives
>tfw successful chad 150k/y brother comes home
>tfw he is retarded leftist always going on about muh racism
>tfw he thinks blaming islam is islamaphobic for what happened
>keeps calling you a racist for being scared of extremists
wake me up
>>29240386
>tfw your successful chad 150k/y brother comes home and roasts you all year
>tfw you go with him to the ballots and make sure you vote the opposite party
>tfw you see the despair on his face when he realizes his vote got cancelled out by a worthless smugposting NEET
Feels good
>>29240386
>tfw big redpilled Christian family
Makes me even more embarrassed of being a virgin NEET fuckup
>>29240473
he calls me a idiot and if I try to use facts he asks why I would Know them at all or to shut up, not fair he got the nuclear free mason dna
Are young Asian girls in America really this fucked up?
>>29240306
She's asian not white, so why does it matter.
>>29240306
>tfw like asians but not asian myself and this bothers me
yeah
>>29240692
i have a thing for asian guys (kpop is truly infectious) but i'm european so it definitely bothers me too lmao
i will probably marry a white guy and have white kids and that's completely fine with me, although absolutely no one around here understands how i could find asians attractive, not just talking about my girl friends but guys too
how often do you shower
it varies a lot for me, but I usually shower 1-3 times a day. Showering to wash hair is another thing, which is once every two days
If I'm going out the house, then I'll shower in the morning. If not, I'll neglect showering for a couple days. No more than a week.
>mfw haven't showered in 2 weeks
I honestly hate showering and don't give a single fuck about it
You probably think i'm joking, but i'm not fyi
>inb4 ya filthy fuck go bathe
screw people who shower everyday and get disgusted when someone else doesn't shower. I don't mind being dirty.
>>29240430
I haven't showered in 3 months, and I work a full-time job at a grocery store. No one has called me out on it.
Although I did finally break down and wash the visible layer of grime off my arms this morning in the sink.
how is your life going along?
could my parents have ever dreamed
my life would be the saddest thing they'd ever seen?
>>29240288
terribly. i lost my job two weeks ago, have no real skills, no college degree, no car, i still live at my parents house, all my friends are living much more meaninful lives than me, and my only solace is drugs.
everyone is leaving me behind
>>29240288
drowning in ennui at the moment
>you'll never be a victim of a mass shooting
>>29240265
>tfw when mass-shooter spares you
>tfw a mass shooter cant hit you because you are such a tiny manlet
>>29240265
I can assure you are not the only one to experience this feel
MFW he fits the 8 rule
what's the 8 rule?
>>29240233
Explain, cocksucker.
>>29240293
>>29240297
Not OP the rule of 8 on urban dictionary says you need to be at least 8 inches to be a pornstar
>all these sexist comments on r9k about how women deserve rape
How would you like it if tomorrow, all women were built like this and every time you stepped outside, they would scream disgusting sexual comments at you, grope you, and sometimes, even violently rape you?
never said they deserve rape but your scenario is turning me on. are they ever affectionate while they rape me?
>>29240186
you clearly are not from here
plaese read people's experiences here with females and then come back
i also do not know what pick rleted is, all i know is that it's called roastie whores, i think its something to do with it
>>29240186
i would simply beat them up tbqh(only the ones that touch me when i dont want it)
shrugs
let thr onlookers look if they want, screamers scream if they want too
Girth matters more than length.
>6x5
JUST
>>29240184
Why do I see these threads every day? None of us are ever going to fuck a woman, most of us would be lucky to fuck a guy.
>>29240237
6.2x5.6
It still sucks senpai.
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work,
But when they seldom come, they wished for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
Henry IV (I.2.174-8)
What do you have to say for yourself, NEETS? The only thing that makes staying at home fun is the contrast of not staying at home. If you work, you look forward to relaxing on the weekend. If all you do is sit on your fat ass at the computer every day, relaxation loses its charm. A Saturday becomes like any other day. Vacations lose their beauty.
Admit it, you're fucking miserable.
Nice try slave driver, but if I could sit on my ass all day doing what I want in a nice house with nice things, I would
>>29240255
You say that now because of contrast. Sure, it would be fun for a month or two. But what about after that? You'd get used to it. It would get boring. You'd stop looking forward to anything. You'd stop having a schedule. Remember summer vacation back when you were in school? Fun at first, but by the end of it you were practically wishing to go back to school.
NEETs are miserable. Why do you think they post wagecuck threads so often? Someone who was truly happy wouldn't need to keep reaffirming their happiness at the expense of other people.
Refute this, NEETcucks.
Stats thread. Post yours.
>>29240178
Burzum is some good shit, a shame you like Death Note.
>>29240227
Who is the your ideal partner supposed to be
at least post template you euphoric memer
GUYS I FUCKED UP SO BAD!
>last night chilling with sister watching animal planet in the living room
>we took Xanax from my prescription to enjoy the night
>blackout
>wake up in my bed naked, with my arm around her
>pray to god hoping we were just fucked up
>see TWO USED CONDOMS on the ground
>booked it
I've been in a hotel since this morning and have not turned on my phone. I'm really fucking scared.
>>29240148
Well how old is your sis?
Why are you so afraid?
She probably doesn't remember anything either. I hope you at least cleaned up the condoms...
>>29240148
are you using a computer at the hotel to post this or something then ?
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