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Name one waifu better than this.
pro tip: you absolutely fucking cannot because she is the perfect waifuno maxfags
Mercy from Overwatch is cute. She'll kiss your booboo.
>>29235406
Was there a more boring and pretentious game than this? But seriously what the hell.
Your waifu is absolute shit tier. You should be ashamed of it.
How do i walk normally? Do i keep the leg muscles loose or tightened? Where do i look? Where do i keep my arms?
>not knowing how to walk
>asking for advice in text form
you've earned your place here. This is a 5-star thread.
>>29235208
>tfw been manually walking for years now
There is no end in sight
>>29235208
>tfw i found out i walk manually to keep from walking like a girl
>i was born a male
we need it now more than ever
we need to get these goat fuckers out its only a matter of time before whites come together to take this trash out
I'd elect this man, and I don't even like in murica
>>29235113
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 58m58 minutes ago
Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
7,871 retweets 17,710 likes
>>29235113
I'd vote for this for the lulz because I know he won't actually win because America doesn't like change and will just go for Shillary instead
Hey Anon, how are you doing? Anything interesting going around you?
My mother just bought me Max Payne 2 and I'm gonna watch WWE Raw later tonight with my friend
Probably play some Broodwar Battlenet.
The new Helms Deep map is great!
I'm a freshman HS now! This is when I'll meet my girlfriend and do lots of cool things with everyone! Can't wait to see what the future holds :D
You poor naive thing you were.
>>29235095
I'll just be chopping Yews by Seer's Village or fishing lobbies.
sup robots
femanon here, got a normie tier question for you all:
why the fuck are you so afraid of women
I'm not
yuyyfuyuutdutdutjdf
>>29234942
I'm afraid of intimacy I would say, not women
Because I don't want to get hurt (again)
It is silly but partly subconscious desu
>>29234942
You can say a four letter word and destroy me.
I just smoked my first 3 cigarettes arcanine, I used a filter (pic related), and it was pretty cool
they were mayfair king sized, and I used a disposable lighter.
It was pretty cool, and I feel relaxed and light headed.
To those of you who actually smoke, what was your first cigarette like?
Smoking seems like the ultimate robot hobby, normies need not reply to tell me that it'll kill me, as I'm the only one who's going to kill me
rate
welcome to the 6th grade you edgy little fag
>>29234946
I don't plan to make it a habit broski, I also drink occasionally, is that edgy too?
(I'm a fag who can only drink cider, beer doesn't taste nice to me :^)
>>29234916
>what was your first cigarette like
Like shit that makes your saliva disgusting like acid. Never again, you fucking normie, pretending to like this shit just for validation.
GET OUT
Why is it that half white/half asian guys are always omegas or chads (99% of the time they're omegas) but hapa girls are ALWAYS stacies who love white dick?
>>29234898
because of female privilege /thread
>>29234898
Because they are the best of two worlds, really. You know how ALL Asians are trying so fucking hard to look as white as possible? Look at fucking South Korea. Almost every single female there gets eye surgery to not look so subhuman tier garbage. (You can compare them to North Koreans, they all look fucking ugly.)
Hapa girls naturally have European looking eyes and many more European features, they also don't have that matte black hair etc.
Prime example is Eva Lovia.
Because they are still asian
If literally one person in that gay Orlando club had one of these, the shooting wouldnt have been this bad. Fact.
>>29234810
I agree with you but you should discuss it on /pol/ instead of here
>>29234810
if literally the shooter didn't have one, the shooting wouldnt have happened at all
T R U E F A C T
you honestly think you'd have time to react that quick?
you'd be out on the dance floor getting your firm faggot ass grinded on just like everryone else was
/r9k/, in the wake of the Orlando nightclub massacre by a registered Democrat and Muslim, we really need to have a conversation about the left wing shitposters spreading their toxic, regressive shit all over 4chan.
I know I'm not the only one to have noticed it. In the last 6 months they've been spreading their propaganda to /pol/, /int/, /r9k/, and even shitposting interracial/cuckold porn on SFW boards like /tv/.
>BLM terrorists attacking whites with impunity, disrupting whites from driving to work and attending college
>left wing terrorists assaulting Donald Trump supporters and attacking them with bricks
>Left wing muslim, registered Democrat slaughters 50 homosexuals in Florida
This is a really worrying development in our country. Do we really want to be giving leftists a platform to spew their "tolerance" of Islamofascism and promotion of multiculturalism and diversity? Leftists are not only condoning what's going on, but they're tacitly encouraging it. I for one don't want this website to turn into some space for left wingers to spread their shit that results in Republicans being brutally beaten and homosexuals being killed in their dozens.
So tell me why we shouldn't ban left wingers from 4chan?
Because 4chan is already a cesspool. Why make it worse?
>kills a bunch of gays
Wouldn't he be right wing then?
>>29234769
Anyone can be homophobic.
>First major attack on the US since 9/11
>Highest score in 25 years
>Kaffir terrified
>Right-winger conflicted as we accomplish a task they're to cowardly to do
>>29234684
Go back to /pol/ sandnigger.
>>29234684
let isis raise this fag loving bluepilled country to the ground.
>>29235105
carfeul with that edgy, kid
Anyone here ever think about starting a cult?
>Free Chicks
>Money
>Power/Noteriety
Isn't a robots fantasy?
Only true psychopaths can succeed in those kind of scams.
>>29234547
i actually have, and read a ton of guides online. was going to start it mainly on youtube and hope to get some local followers/groupies.
cult leading is easy once you're nihilistic. normies believe what they want to believe
>>29234592
What kind of people join cults?
>the year is 2033
>a facebook scanner-drone passes by to check if everyone in the area has updated their statuses within the last 2 hours
>i haven't even got a profile
>if anyone knew they'd alert the croakers.
>faceless beings with stun sticks, enormous double chins and sharp teeth hidden under their gas masks
>in 2016, shortly after hillary clinton became president or as we call it now: supreme mother, croakers were swiftly positioned in every public space to ensure gender equality
>gender equality means that men's endorphine glands are replaced with the part of your brain that makes you feel pain
>all are equal, but apparently some are more equal
>after the dust had settled
>march 2017 marked the beginning of what is known as "the beta uprising"
>the only men which have not been castrated, hidden away in their basements for decades, now walk among their peers in this kafkaesque reality, fighting a guerilla war they cannot win
>those who do not collaborate with the supreme mother's regime are to be eradicated
1/3
>because of the aforementioned equality only women are allowed to wield guns
>men are now used as slaves more than ever, because we're not even paid anymore
>merely existing is payment enough
>I carry a nailgun with me at all times
>Everytime I get stopped by a croaker I tell them it's for fixing up the house genderless parental unit one has so generously provided for me
>the ground starts shaking
>everyone's facebook-phones start vibrating at the same time
>another full hour has passed, time for the mandatory food supplements
>everyone swallows a pill
>not the croakers though, they feed from cis male fear
>I pretend to swallow one to blend in, but in reality I have stopped taking these a few years ago as they clouded my mind
>as I snap my neck back and pretend to swallow I take a look at the sky
>I see "Hillary's Eye", the blimp she uses to shed a beam of light into the fog of war that has never lifted from the streets since "the incident", take off from her ivory tower
>I'm talking about literal ivory
2/3
>as I ponder what went wrong I get woken up harshly by an obese gentleman wearing a fedora being wrestled to the ground by a group of croakers
>his greasy hat falls to the floor next to him, emitting no sound as everyone else carries on with their business
>they know better than to look when the supreme mother's laws are enforced
>"no Neetbux for you, cis scum!"
>he is hit in the face with a baton
>I make the mistake of watching the happening for mere seconds too long
>one of the croakers spots and points at me for the others to see
>I flee into an alleyway and make my way to the coast of neo-new-orleans when suddenly I realize that I should have voted for Trump in the first place
>what have we wrought
3/3
I hope everyone is voting for trump right?
Stop the whining and join this /comfy/ thread
Most of us have to go to work tomorrow so lets have a nice end of the week and post comfy images and music and share comfy feels
>>29234482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOgN1MT1A0U
>>29235109
Welcome to my thread dogo here's your (You)
would you live in this comfy little cabin near a large pond?
I definitely would
ITT: how to get a girl.
Semi-normies let's share our tips on how to "get a girl" in terms of making out/having intercourse ;^)/or just becoming friends.
>>29234423
1. alcohol
2. pick out the outsider girl in her group
>>29234632
just be yourself. she's waiting for you :-)
>>29235465
Even as bait, this triggers me.
How many femanons on here just want to be housewives / stay at home moms?
>>29234369
Nice try anon ;)
Nice try...
>>29234369
>tfw its socially acceptable for women to be neets but not men
>>29234369
I'd like to, but it's simply not feasible for us right now. I'm fairly lucky, I only work 30 hours (6 hour shifts) for part of the night and get to spend all day at home with my son.
