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You'l never stick in my wet and tight cunt, ugly poor loosers. Thoughts?
I haven't seen Zootopia but I was under the impression bunny was the girl and that fox is male, so I'm perplexed by what you mean.
If you are just saying that you are in fact a woman and I have no access to your vagina, I thank God for that fact and I pray no man will have to put it in your roastie.
>>29240037
>Thoughts>
>my french dark roast is SO good. I'm really lovin this meme.
>I'm mildly lonely. Should I start dating again?
>I wish I hadn't slept in. Some fishing today would've be nice.
>and I wonder how my sister is doing. Haven't talked to her in 2 or 3 weeks.
>>29240076
>I haven't seen Zootopia but I was under the impression bunny was the girl and that fox is male, so I'm perplexed by what you mean.
That would be better imo.
Room tour thread: let me of that ride edition
I don't think my room looks that bad vor me being in it almost 24/7
>>29240022
still op
>>29240022
Staying hydratedoregano
basically this. I just moved in today, but then went to stay at my friends because I can't get the oven to work lol :/
I look forward to making it my own
Why is it allways the short qts that attract the tall Chads? Why don't manlets have a chance?
>>29239960
Because petite women are the best, most men understand this.
>>29240005
How do tall women feel about this?
>>29239960
tall people are obsessed with their height because it's socially acceptable for other people to comment on it.
>how's the weather up there?
>do you play basketball? no? you're a waste of height
>i love tall guys
>drunk guys trying to get in fights with them, etc.
it becomes a huge part of their identity, so they find ways to accentuate it and hold onto their "tallness". dating a short girl makes them feel tall and secure in their height.
There are people who intentionally use their time to raid /r9k/. They consider it an effective use of their time to disrupt the natural content of this board
What a time to be alive
no ur just tinfoil hat op y wud any1 use this 1m unique pageviews/day to do anything
OP people would never take advantage of young people to polarize them into left vs right camps who both strangely seem to want a big government to silence people they disagree with!
absolutely false OP, how could you actually think something like this serious, you're just tinfoil
back to breaddit
such a newfig
>mfw I broke out of 5 years of NEETdom and got an office job pulling down 80k a year starting
>>29239713
>get internship at office
>only got in because clerical error and no one actually checked my CV before inviting me
>there for a week
>extremely stressful being normie
>I can do it but it really drains me
>have small breakdown after every day once I get home
>quit after a week
Nice one - remember to put at least 15% of that away for a rainy day, more if you can manage it.
>>29239713
and how exactly did you do that?
did mummy or daddy just so happen to have connections or something?
hello robots I am an ENFP
what is your general consensus on this personality type
as well as others
also I'm probably a narc or bipolar or some shit every aspect of my personality is aggrandized and largely artificial because I have to be loved by everyone to subsist
https://www.16personalities.com/
pls respond
I can't discern types in person because I'm not clued up on MBTI well enough so I wouldn't know if I have any ENFPs in my life, I can only make assessments based on the posters here. In that case, I haven't seen any people claiming to be an ENFP. I've seen a hell of a lot of INFPs though, and I tell you I do not like them. They are whiny and need to keep their mouths closed.
>>29239696
ESFP here, it's better than ENFP for sure
Who /INFP/?
>tfw no bulletproof bf
>>29239628
Thanks, Doc.
A small army tried to kill me with pistols, assault rifles, machine guns, sniper rifles, etc., but I stopped all of their ammo without even a scratch. After that, I had a cup of that one bio-hack coffee.
Wasn't there a thread like this yesterday?
>>29240325
he keeps spamming it i hate it so fucking much, sage sage sage
What would a Chad look like in your country?
>>29239448
I don't know, probably like your picture, OP.
>>29239448
You people have such dumb lame standards for what constitutes attractive
>gross concave cheekbone valleys
>thick babboon ass lips
>weird topheavy head
>dumb ice cream haircut
>this weird expression halfway between pouty and contemplative, like what an extremely stupid person thinks a mysterious person looks like
If that's chad then a nissan mustang is a 10/10 car
>>29239448
It makes me sick that I wasn't born or turned out to be a Chad.
I deserve to be the prettiest flower of them all.
what was the last thing you cooked?
pic related, roasted chicken with brown rice and red wine gravy. served with a small bowl of arugula salad and a glass of the aforementioned wine, so delicious
I have never cooked in my life
Either I microwave something or my mom cooks for me
>>29239405
Who else did you cook for senpai?
It looks good.
>>29239430
my mum
>>29239429
learn how to cook and cook for her, she will really appreciate it
No MGTOW thread?
>>29239394
MGTOW does not = R9k
take that cuck shit to reddit faggot.
>>29239798
Yes it does. Fuck off cuckboy.
>>29239798
>r9k does not = MGTOW
Jesus why would you type it like that you fucking retard
>tfw your birthday usually comes around unnoticed
>tfw you help plan surprise parties and birthday happenings for all your friends but never get them in return
>tfw you get more birthday spam mail than actual birthday wishes
>tfw orlando shooting comes around to overshadow yet another birthday
oh well. anybody else "celebrating" today?
Happy birthday anon
Im original
Sorry to hear about that, I know how it feels to not get noticed at all....it really sucks. I wish you a happy birthday, hopefully you will feel better soon. Have a good one.
>>29239327
Happy birthday anon. Today is also my birthday and I know how you feel
MS Paint thread. Express yourself through MS Paint, doesn't matter if it's good or not, just do it.
>>29239301
God i fucking hate depression.
depression rules
>>29239894
pic was forgotten
desu my comment is original tho
Good night /r9k/. Sleep well.
>>29239287
Goodnight my friend, may tomorrow bring you everything you hope it will.
Dafuq u on nigga
It's 14:22 here
>>29239287
Little kitty, fluffy kitty purr purr purr
Sleep tight kitty
ITT Post comfy games
na
1234
>>29239276
pic related
or is it
dun dun
>>29239276
train town for the pc
could a fellow robot hear my tale?i just want to talk,dont have any friends to share the burden.last week i got a fight with my parents wich ended up pretty bad,my father told me that im worthless compared to my older brother.im 24 sttuggling to take my degree(graphic design),got fat,im a manlet and i hate myself,although im in a relationship for the last couple of years.After the fight with my parents i cant get aroused easily by my girlfrined anymore,i try to force myself to do things with her,and that really fucks me up because just weeks ago i couldnt get enough of her.Forgot to mention that i have Pure ocd which made me paranoid about ending up being gay(i actually saw some sissy gifs these couple of days)or something worse.Well,im on your hands,fellow anns,do your worst,just need someone to talk..
I stopped reading at "my girlfriend"
>>29239269
the only girl i ever got the courage to flirt
>>29239226
If you're serious about not having any friends, I suggest you go out and socialize a bit
