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Roommate massively more successful. He's looking at making 150k right out of college I'll be lucky to get 60. How do I become successful
>>29243320
what's your major? what's his?
are you guys friends
>>29243369
His is Computer Science mine is Math. They're pretty similar programs I guess but ultimately we do very different things at work
>>29243369
Mechanical engineering is my major. Would getting a masters help?
Did that trainfaggot kill himself yet?
nope, I'm still here, getting wasted
maybe you're the one who should kill yourself
>>29243347
Post some vintage trains.
>>29243347
I'm assburger m8 they have too much fun to kill themselves :^)
why don't/didn't you have a girlfriend in your teenage years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxwfeoPi_o
oh boy it's this cute pretentious grill again
There is something wrong with me
I never really thought about it, but I guess people do have relationships at 12/13 don't they? Meanwhile I'm 23 and I've never had a real friendship, forget anything beyond that.
>that feel when you meet a fellow maestro of the puppetshow
Get in here "friends".
>>29243161
Hijack may control me and know everything I'm going to do, but that's gonna help him since I know everything Hijack is going to do. Strange, isn't it?
>>29243206
Don't believe everything OP tells you, roach. Little does he know he's not actually the one in charge.
>>29243206
Were you that kid who launched toys at his face pretending they're alive? what a dumb thing to say.
He who pulls the strings controls you, dumb roach. As a worthy pawn I'm allowed to step on you lowly beings.
>Anon, are you sure this shirt is fine? It feels so small on me...
How do you respond?
Maybe it feels small because your fat!
That shirt size is an XXL you fucking muffin top!
If a XXL size shirt feels small on you then you are beyond just being fat!
You have acheived glump levels!
You have 3 months to be yourself and then I dump your fat ass!
>>29243160
You are right. It's not fine. But nothing you wear will ever be fine because you can't fucking control yourself whenever you see a cake. If you just ate like a normal fucking person, you could look ok, you might even be kind of cute. But you didn't want to do that. You wanted to eat like a fucking pig, guaranteeing you will never be able to move faster than 2 miles per hour ever again. I guess it doesn't matter if it feels small on you, nobody is looking at you anyways.
Girls don't have faces that thinnish when their bodies look like that you delusional fucker.
>be me, average robot
>change phone number with mom because reasons
>after a while, some random girl messages me and says my number appeared on her list
>I clear up the misunderstanding
>mfw she starts hitting on me
>she talks in a very excited way, full of exclamations
>I'm pretty sure she is not much normal
>says that I have a young face, that I look like a baby
>calls me beautiful
>apparently she's on her 30's and has kids
>I keep going because why the fuck not
>once she says we could go together spend some days on the woods. Alone
>she says that we should meet up, that she won't kidnap me
>mfw
What are the odds that this is a man going to kill and rape me or just a nuts woman? I felt really weirded out, but she seems legit. She's not a 10/10, so I don't think it's someone pretending. I wouldn't mind having a milf as a fwb, seems hot as fuck, but I'm afraid.
go for it. If is a serial killer at least you get the sweet release of death.
>>29243132
>Has kids
>Possibly a husband
I'm going to go ahead and guess it's just so she can be alone with you.
>>29243560
Convincing argument here
Still, have an escape plan or something
Why the fuck does this video have 1.4billy views and 754k dislikes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs
>6.7 million subscribers
what the fuck
this channel probably makes a million a year, and parents are too stupid to use adblock so they make way more per view than MKBHD or jontron or something
>>29243074
>OP searches up children's songs in his past time
>takes them seriously
>cares about the views and like/dislike ratio
How mentally stable are you? Holy kek
why does this guy have 4 million subs
How many years are we going to have to waste until we wake up?
>>29243065
>Friends are all getting married and starting families
>I'm still the same fuck working dead end jobs
>Still, try to keep in touch
>Best friend seldom replies to my texts anymore, and if he does its shitty one word answers like "good", "yeah", "lol"
>tfw 27yo NEET who never worked
>going to the psychologist for the 4th time tomorrow
>running out of things to talk about since my whole life is posting on 4chan
tomorrow might be the last time I go there
on one hand it's good because I hate it, on the other hand it's bad because I'll probably be forced to get a job soon if the psychologist didn't work
30 is approaching so fast, I'm 26 and it seems like it's all over. I don't know what to do in life. No friends, no job, no nothing. Shit's frighting.
This is the top comment from a buzzfeed article about the shooter today. I mean, holy shit, how is it possible for people to have that much cognitive dissonance? Do they actually believe one word of what they're saying?
>>29243046
What do you even care? You are a robot, and this is a normie issue anyway.
>>29243090
What? How is this a normie issue? If I want a gun then I want to be able to buy a fucking gun.
Allowing women to vote was one of the biggest mistakes in our nation's history
>Post your personality type and your dream job
>INTJ
>Movie/Screenplay writer
>Cinematographer
>Music Writer
>Rally car/Circuit Driver
>Chef
>>29242918
>intj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
>INTJ
>spy
>>29242939
I have not understood the roach meme. Are INTJs the roaches, or are they controlling the roaches?
> Hey anon, why don't you come on over and have a drink with us?
>>29242861
oh, uh, i don't drink...
>>29242861
Ugh, I'm Muslim I don't drink.
ALLAHU AKBAR
*mumbles inaudibly*
*stuffs hands into pockets*
*avoids eye contact*
*darts off to the restroom
Do you count as a present day man?
>>29242847
>tfw all the giantess nephalem qts died out before you were born
>>29243094
>you'd be a 36' woman's human dildo
Nope
>tfw 5'8"
I often want to kill myself. Thanks for reminding me
>I moved in with a young African American gentleman 3 days ago
In the last 24 hours he's had 3 different white girls over and, I assume, fucked all of them.
They do our dishes and usually cook for him.
>pic not related
AMA
Location? I'm a white girl and want him to fuck me.
Actually it's the same one over right now that was over last night
So only 2 in 24h
>>29242862
Kill
Your
Self
Polox
Seriously
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Is this the most robot approved ideology?
Good in theory
Would lead to a lot of deaths in practice but after a certain point would be ideal once its been established.
Stop shilling your awful ideology please.
I like the snake memes
Lonely?
Need friends?
Share feels?
Hate on roasties?
Join a REAL robot discord
https://discord.gg/013vUGDfuaO7I7Sih
Anyone's welcome
Just no fucking roasties
And no shit taste in waifus
BAE-VEN
Reminder that roasties and non virgins can not be robots
All roasties and normalfags are kicked on sight
The rest can stay
>>29242831
Why's she so perfect
this is a nice discord
