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>tfw losing all my childhood normie friends
I fucking hate myself so much.
Anyone else miss their childhood friends to death?
(I'm orange-yellow, childhood normie friend is in green)
>>29241652
>spouting memes to normies
>being difficult
He's just humoring you by talking to you. He's trying to find an opportunity to distance himself from you because you sound needy and annoying.
Of course you're losing childhood friends you fucking imbecile. Yes you're going to lose friends if you talk with them over facebook and spout memes and do shit like
>but I can't do that lmao
>but that doesn't matter I'm a failure lmao
Good God, you're fucking delusional.
>>29241652
Only one of em is still kinda there for me, but he is in the same situation as me
Don't go to the gay club yesterday
>>29241550
Thank you person of the future
Thanks for the warning senpai
>>29241550
I wasn't planning to but thanks anyway.
>tfw I spend about 12-14 hours per day reading about various serial killers, and watching documentaries, reading news articles etc
>Got some new subject matter with Omar Mateen
It's just a mudslime man it's what they do. Nothing interesting behind it like a life of lonelines.
>>29241542
Tell us about how far your research really went, OP. Is Elliot your favourite killer?
>>29241565
True, but I'm sure he must have quite a bit of backstory, no matter how mundane.
I've been obsessing over Elliot, Lanza and Cho for so long I really need some new material.
Everyone here talks about how terrible women are and all. So should women act ideally in your eyes?
More like my waifu, meaning less like a slut.
>>29241512
>Everyone here
Not me, I ain't.
>ideally in you eyes?
Someone who I'm attracted to and who actually cares about me. Not someone who uses me just to be in a relationship or something like that.
>>29241522
But your waifu is a slut.
What would you do if mass shooters started targeting robots in their basements? One by one, they started taking us out? How would /r9k/ respond?
>>29241478
That would require supernatural powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg
I'd be quite happy honestly, as long as there was no torture involved and it was a quick and painless death.
I lack the courage to kill myself so having someone else do it for me, for free no less, would be fucking incredible.
Thats impossible because only normies give out their contact info.
Has anyone ever went through a period where it seems just every little thing in life seems to fuck you over?
Like yesterday I went out for the first time in ages to see a stand up comedian and, what do you know, the ticketmaster gave me and my friend the same seats as this group of chav skinheads and their gfs for some reason. What are the fucking odds. It was awkward as fuck and we were pretty much forced to find another empty seat or risk getting attacked by this increasingly angry skinhead twat.
Then tonight I finally want to get round to using this laptop that a family member gave me, I'd been too depressed to do anything but browse 4chan for like a month. Then when i go to use it it doesn't have an hdmi cable and not only that, it's a laggy shitty piece of trash, whatever vid it's playing freezes every 20 seconds or so for like 15 seconds, making it unwatchable.
I don't know man. I just feel like I'm losing my fucking mind and will to live more and more these days. Can anyone relate?
>>29241441
*it doesn't have an hdmi PORT I meant to say
>>29241441
>going to crowded events
Jesus Christ why
>>29241441
Yeah I can relate. You've had 2 incidents today try having 10. Thing is that your just recognizing a negative pattern. Look for something positive that happens to you no matter how small to break this. There's a reason for millenial men to be upset but the universe isn't made to screw you over.
Be smart, anon.
>>29241371
it's too late, they are already here
>>>/pol/77005987
>>29241371
>tfw no christbros
>>29241407
>they are already here
So we don't have to get to them.
Describe your entire life, so far, in some meme arrows
>only child
>had some friends in elementary school, but already noticeably a recluse
>was an easy target to unleash frustrations at
>high school, slightly better, but still mostly by myself, vidya more than anything
>didn't have too much trouble in life before puberty
>everything started to go to shit at 16 when I was constantly mocked for being a shut in
>started listening to metal to vent my anger, which allowed me to have some friends because we shared the same subculture
>went on for years, I was pretty ok, had a gf for a while, some goth chick
>go to uni, don't have many friends there at all
>stop listening to metal, lose most of those friends
>go to some normie parties every now and then, but I never really feel accepted by the crowd
>be more and more alone
>finish my studies
>meet girl online, but after a year that ends horribly as long distance shit is too hard to manage
>wallow in my own misery
>do on and off jobs, not enough to sustain myself
>hope to maybe move abroad and start anew, but that's uncertain
>in the meantime, read books
>turn to mysticism, I find some happiness in texts like that, but I also see the futility of my own existence as just a drop in nothingness
>>29241321
>Born 2 years before brother
>Had a few friends in preschool
>Moved house when i started highschool so i knew noone
>after about a week of not talking to anyone i got a best friend so to speak
>Pretty much did everything with her
>Best friend moved to the US in year 10
>Started to not go in 50% of the time
>finished highschool with mostly Bs and a few As
>started college with an IT course
>Met some fag the first day which turned into best friendo and only friendo
>got kicked out by mum into a flat she rented out
>did not talk to any family at all but still leeched money off them
>Best friend and i used to play and watch games at mine all the time
>started struggling more with anxiety so stopped going into college as much
>By this time i was mostly just sitting on steam all day making a few online friends
>did some cringy "e-dating" for a while
>finished my first year off college then never went back
>got a simple IT tech job which lasted all of 24 weeks
>spent a whole year doing nothing other than sitting on steam and playing vidya
>started going to the docs for meds etc etc
>gave up on docs about a year later
>mum asked said i should move back in and i did
>been at hers for about 25 weeks now
>still doing nothing other than talking to one guy online
>sleeping almost all day and waking up at 6pm most days
>wondering on what to do with my life like most other people on here
>>29241321
what were the parties like?
>>29241321
Read Epictetus, anon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2KK_kzrJPS8
>one in a billion chance we're not living in a simulation, according to Elon Musk
How does this make you feel?
I literally could not give less of a fuck
baby's first existential crisisoriginal
>>29241251
no being worth worshiping would waste processing power to simulate my life
>summer
>leftist threads pop up all over /pol/ and /r9k/
I don't think this is a coincidence
>>29241135
knowing that anti-facism is self defense is not leftism
>>29241135
redditors have nothing to do but raid this place every day. pretty pathetic
>>29241169
u foking wot?
>>29241135
I absolutely hate it that libtards invade my safespace. It is not fair! All I ever wanted was a place I could safely share my views with likeminded people! Why do these libtards do this! Degenerates!
>tfw lolicon
>tfw no loli gf
>>29241123
>not liking sh0ta
>>29241661
>>>/lgbt/
Loli is the thinking man's fetish.
>>29241672
sh0ta is top qt tho
How do you figure out what to do with your life?
>going to uni
>pick major as computer science cause you can't really go wrong with that
>I don't really give a shit about computers except for gaming
>I'm bad at math anyways
I need to pick something else. Where the fuck do I start though?
>going to uni without a passion
ahahahahahahahaha
Unless you're genuinely interested and invested in hat you're doing, uni is fucking pointless.
If you really don't give a shit and just want to subsist, go to college and learn a trade skill. It might not be glamorous but it will literally always be in demand.
I know so, so many people who were very promising kids who are now 2+ years out of uni with no job, whereas all of the retards who went and did a college course are now getting a mortgage on their first house.
I guarantee that you'll never see a poor plumber/electrician/carpenter
>>29241232
>I guarantee that you'll never see a poor plumber/electrician/carpenter
Speaking as a broke NEET with a masters in biochemistry, this hits hard
>>29241232
>dad was a carpenter
>i grew up so fucking poor we reused ziploc bags
>people always looked at me like i was crazy when i said pop-tarts were for rich people
Who is a hopeless jazz lover and romanticizes about old things, even though you know you would not survive living in that era.....
I'm not the only one r-right?
Yeah I guessed so.
LMAO OOOO O O OO O NO ONE SHARES MY COMMON INTERESTS EXCEPT OLD PEOPLE LMAO I HATE MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH
>I'm not the only one r-right?
of course you're not, there are plenty of people out there who feel out of place/time
>>29241114
remember to be prepared
>>>/pol/77005987
>tfw you have to take a shit
>take huge shit
>wipe once
>no poo
i have transcended man
>>29241092
shitin a jug
>>29241119
>tfw holding your shit in for an hour
why does this feel so good?
Almost bedtime, wagecuck.
>having a bed time
We aren't all children like you NEETy
JUST FUCK OFF, I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>having a wake up timeBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
