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who /scooter/ here?
>tfw 18
>tfw it's all I can afford
>tfw 21
>handmedown 91' honda hawk gt
feels good
>>29244668
how much do you typically pay for insurance?
motorcycles insurance (especially at my age) typically cost 5-7 k a year
>>29244696
in my city I mean
When will cuckolding and cuckold enthusiasts gain mainstream acceptance? I want our voices to be heard.
>>29244647
there is literally nothing wrong with cuckolding tbqh
interracial cuckolding especially
>>29244647
Isn't the whole point of cuckolding being ignored and marginalized anyway? Seems mainstream acceptance would be kind of anti that.
That white guys dick looks like a finger
>mfw my father is 45 years old and still treats women like human beings even though he's been fucked over twice by golddiggers
your dads a cuck no offense
>>29244582
>My father is a brainwashed retard that's been getting fucked left and right by women*
Does he have money? Is he single? Would you like to have a new mommy?
>Spend all day making threads
>reset my IP after every 5th thread
>log down and record which ones on average get above 250+ posts after several reposts at different high-times during the day
>discard threads that don't reach 250 after several reposts
>only keep those who managed to reach 250+ posts on all timezones
>post these threads ad infinitum using multiple proxies
>they always reach 250+ posts
>mfw I control this board, it's flow of threads and all you roaches
>mfw this is only the beginning
You are nothing but a game to me.
>>29244561
barneyfag pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTlK3perdI
asdkhsadljh
INTJ's are the worst.
Post normies getting what they deserve
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f89_1384544405
>>29244556
Yeah but the people attacking that guy are the real normies. They all have girlfriends and everything.
>>29244826
Fuck off nigger homosexual
>>29244556
>That kid
>Timid, weak, afraid
Hmmmm.
So you want a gf and friends, why don't you give up the fucking anime and video games
>LOL! PLEB! FUCK YOU. YOU EXPECT ME TO ABANDON MY WAIFU AND TAKE UP SHITTY HOBBIES LIKE MUSIC OR FITNESS AS OPPOSED TO JERKING MY DICK TO JAPANESE 12 YEAR OLDS AND LISTENING TO THE SOUNDTRACK FROM TOUHOU AND PERSONA 3 LIKE A PATRICIAN, FUCK YOU CHAD
ok then go to anime conventions or board game meetups or something to try and meet mentally ill smelly girls with similar interests
>THEY'RE FUCKING PLEBS. THEY ONLY LIKE TRASH LIKE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST THAT I WATCHED WHEN I WAS 12. YOU EXPECT ME TO CONSORT WITH RETARDED PLEBS?
you know you're really not better than people, 'chad' wouldn't give a fuck if you didn't like the same band or show or sport or whatever but there has to be some common ground with people
>FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU THOSE IDIOTS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A PATRICIAN
ok why don't you try getting a job or going school so you can advance your life, you can meet people that way
>LOL YOU WANT ME TO BE A KEKOLD AND SLAVE AWAY FOR PENNIES FOR CHAD? WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME WHEN I COULD BE JERKING OFF IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT
ok then study hard for the LSATs or MCATs so you can get into med school or law school then, those guys get paid well
>I CAN'T I HAVE DEPRESSION I CAN'T DO ANYTHING I'M GENETICALLY RETARDED
ok then why don't you go see a doctor
>YEAH I SAW ONE BUT I DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY SAID... THE MEDICATION IS JEWISH MIND CONTROL AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
you know you will never get a life, why don't you do anything to improve yourself, you know you can change right instead of just making excuses?
>FREE WILL DOESN'T REALLY EXIST THE SHAPE OF ATOMS IN DA UNIVERSE MADE ME A FAGGOT BEFORE I WUZ EVEN BORN, THIS 300 YEAR OLD PHILOSOPHY THAT I NEVER READ BUT PARAPHRASED FROM WIKIPEDIA SAID SO
I love you guys. Never change. Stay salty, stay predictable.
>>29244549
It's getting late wagie. You have to get your rest for the hard day of work tomorrow.
>>29244579
>wagie
I go to college bro.
>>29244631
so you think getting yourself in debt so you can become a wage slave sucker is better "bro". Don't fool yourself you wish you could have what I have.
>tfw no diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, kawal honoring, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29244536
Great to see you again tonight OP
one day i'm going to move to the philippines and find the girl in that picture
she's too cute for me to handle
i need her
>>29244536
I jerk off to this picture at least once a week. Thanks OP
Wanna kiss me, anon? :3
>>29244506
I love this gif, anon.
>>29244506
that doesn't seem very clean
you think she washes the cockroaches before doing that?
>3DPD
fug off
Would any robots be interested in starting a new skype group?
This will be an entirely new one with (to my knowledge) no crossovers from different groups/communities, to keep out any previous skypefag drama
We can talk about anything, just don't imagespam incessantly or shitpost the chat into oblivion
https://join.skype.com/CjuKVcqInDZh <--- click that to join
or just add me at "nerdfite"
Come chill robots, it's not like you have anything else to do on a sunday night
>tfw can't make textless posts
>>29244475
lets get this going
What does "r9k" stand for?
Can't even do the slightest bit of research can you newfag.
Bait/10
What do you think it means :)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
really m8
Ask a guy whose just be diagnosed with AIDS anything
>>29244343
what are your counts?
>>29244343
how does a friendless virgin get aids?
>>29244343
Are you a homo or straight?
Have you ever paid for sex? Would you ever pay for sex?
Not yet. I'm planning on trying it once I get a vehicle, I still live with my mom.
No. But I would pay to sleep with one of my porn waifus.
>>29244285
Yes I plan to lose my virginity to a prostitute by the end of the year because it's legal where I live
feels good knowing a lot of normies and gay chads died today senpai, i can assure you not a single robot was in a gay night club
I kinda agree anon, I don't think anyone who would go to a gay nightclub would be someone I respect
at the same time anon know that posting frog memes like that one make you look severely underage. that meme in particular with the frog and mask thing is pretty reddit-tier, please don't post it again
Robots can be gay, too. Crippling loneliness and depression does not discriminate, asswad.
>>29244255
Wait. What did I miss op?
>H-Hey, anon! We've been dating for, like, 3 weeks! How come you haven't asked me for sex yet? Are you insecure? I already told you that I find bigger guys sexy! How com--
>...W-Wait, it's not me, is it? Do you not find me sexy? Did I do something wrong? Is it my hair? J-Just fuck me already!
>>29244238
>Mai and Bulma were already killed off in the new Dragon Ball Super arc
>>29244238
At this point, even if this actually happened to me in real life, I'd be too suspicious and distrustful to believe her.
>>29244238
been dating my gf for like 1 week and the farthest ive gotten is ass/tits grabs and also stroking her vag through her panties
I don't know how to start this shit.
how do you define eviI?
what're your thoughts on that little incident in orlando last night?
the most painful thing that's ever happened to you
what is it?
