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itt we come up with different names for things.
ill start: hard bag
NFL:Nigger collision
>>29246132
cylinder liquid receptacle
>>29246132
foot condoms
What do you robots like to talk about?
What kind of conversation interests you?
Sixth from the right, first row >>>
>>29246131
There's not one girl there I wouldn't date
>>29246131
one paco, no nigs. Where's this at?
Find your college robro.
>>29246054
i went to UCSD but graduated like 6 years ago
holy fuck im old
George Washington here
>>29246054
I go to UT Austin
Robots, who Would make the best First Lady.
>>29246033
0. Ivanka
1. Melania
2. Marla
3. Ivana
>>29246055
>Ivanka
Isn't that his daughter?
Carly Fiorina
>I am the sun and the air of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
What the fuck are you talking about anon?
>>29246126
It's a rockin tune bruh
>I am the sun and the air
>of nothing in particular
dont do this to me op
Why dont you desperate fucks just go gay and fuck a twink?
they're literally women with no standards
Because there are women with no standards as well
>>29245995
>men are literally women
I'm fucking done. This generation is beyond saving.
Because I'm not gay. And I can't go gay. Fuck you.
Create your waifu, post it and rate others.
rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Bump,
Post 'em faggots.
>>29245994
i'll post two
quick and easy.
any short haired, dark girl is alright in my book
>suicidaI thoughts are back again
>>29245942
>suicidal thoughts have been there every hour every day for the past 4 years
kek oridingal
>>29245954
>suicidal thoughts are starting to turn me on
>yfw this is actually a male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQsl9c2-LRA
Why haven't you robots followed in Gigi's footsteps yet?
theres something weird about trannies man
especially ones with heavy plastic surgery
looks like a fucking joan rivers frankenstein
>>29245927
Act like you wouldn't hit that
smdh
>>29245890
Why do twinks want to become girls?
Let's find out who has it worse
Simply greentext shitty things about your life
>18
>messy bullshit hair
>shitskin
>stupid nose
>5'9
>lazy az fuck
>overprotective parents
>virgin, kissed 1 girl, and she was a tumblrina dyke
>bullied through the entire hs
and here comes the bomb
>my nickname is literally ''shit'', people casually call me "piece of shit" or "turd" through the day
>>29245851
holy shit, you won
>>29245851
>18
>Kind of lanky
>My high school GPA isn't as high as I want it to be
That's it.
Why do people refer to you as "shit"?
>>29245921
racist fuck called me that because I was pissing him off at junior hs, it immediately sticked in
Idk if it is because of my skin tone or not, only thing I know is that it never fails to raise eyebrows
If you discovered that your woman was inappropriately touching your son (5-10), how would you react?
Blackmail her into a threesome obviously.
>>29245825
I'd beat her ass. Not joking. I've only wanted sons, if she was groping them, she'd get her fucking ass kicked. Western society already hates males enough. Touch my boy(s), and you're going to get your cunt ass hurt.
>>29245825
bad, that kind of action usually turn the kind into a suicidal unironical faggot
Remember robots your are not A FAILURE, you are FAILING.
:)
I love how fuckin normies think they know how it is to be a robot and try to cheer you up and tell you world is a beautyfull place
I guess I haven't given up completely but judging by my actions and progress in life I'd definitely be considered a failure.
stop with the inspirational tumblr photos they burn me
>its monday tomorrow
tic toc wagecuck
all the days flow together now
it makes no difference what day it becomes
I am normie scum and deserve nothing less. Even though no gf for 6 years. I just want robot frand. Fraaand.
>have you mother yell at you from an early age
>she has a huge victim complex and convinces you that there's something wrong with you
>develop a fearful and anxious personality
>need a kind motherly figure you never had as a child
>get aroused when you're scared and being yelled at
>start developing an increased attraction to women to fill the void
What's your relationship with your mother like, /r9k/?
>>29245789
>What's your relationship with your mother like, /r9k/?
...exactly like yours...
only difference is I don't get aroused when I am yelled at, even worse, my mom ruined the whole genre of mother-son incest porn for me. can't fap to it at all
>>29245906
That's less weird than being perpetually mute and aroused when authority figures make you uncomfortable.
>>29245789
Are you me?
Blocks
Can I get some serious advice on how to meet virgin girls? I'm 20 and a solid 8/10. They have to at least be average looking and not do drugs. No "they don't exist" responses.
>>29245763
Tis no such thing in this reality.
they don't exist and you arent a 8/10
next thread please
>>29245763
only place you will find them is play grounds and elementary schools. You can try middle school as well but these days many of them are not virgins anymore.
