Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1711. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1711. page
>mfw men are better at being women than women
no
they can't even make babies
>>29247792
this is true and i hate it
i don't even post my pictures online anymore because i'm scared everyone will think i'm trans
But traps don't have vaginas and anal is disgusting.
loI gay
>that got past the robot
Are you god?
IoI gay
BiII CIinton
How can anyone be gay when women like this walk the Earth?
>>29247693
Why are you posting everyones favorite tranny Sarina Valentina?
>>29247693
>jeans imprint still visible
hehehehe
>>29247693
That's not a biological female though, you astonishing homosexual.
Why aren't you muslim yet?
Because I'm agnostic atheist masterrace
>>29247651
Atheism is such a jew meme. It pushes degeneracy. It benefits Chad's and stacies with sexual liberation. Humans need religion to control them and give them something to work for.
>>29247766
>>29247766
>It benefits Chad's and stacies with sexual liberation.
incorrect
Millennials are the least sexually active generation since before WW2. Baby boomers and gen X had orgies the way we play MMOs
Who is r9k voting for and why is it based Donald Trump?
After Orlando, I want someone to protect me, not the murderous goat fuckers.
>>29247621tfw canadiantrump would be fun just to watch the shitstorm and anyone but Hillary
Clinton because I really don't think Trump would be a good President. Vague rhetoric, vague promises, not really a clear plan for things. I don't like Clinton but she wouldn't be as bad.
I'm really concerned about my only friend, /r9k/. We're not normies so it's hard to help him but he basically just told me he's dead inside and finds it very hard to relate to humans being at all. He hasn't had a single friend or person he talks to outside of work for the past 12 years, he has no family and has never had a girlfriend in the time that I've known him. All he does is play videogames, read books and sometimes drink at home.
Normally I wouldn't mind but he just randomly quit his job last week and hasn't talked to me ever since. I fear he might be suicidal but I also question whether I even have the right to call him and question his life decisions. As a true friend, what should I even do here?
>>29247617
Call him, say what's on your mind. That's all you can do.
>>29247649
He doesn't like people meddling in his business though.
>>29247735
The only reason I posted is I can kinda relate. My situation isn't as dire, but I've completely isolated myself from the few friends I had over the years and distanced myself from family. Then I lost my second gf, who left me broken, which bled through to my work life. I lost my job and delved even deeper into alcholism.
The thing is I'm really sociable when I'm forced to be, like at work or with family, but have this desire to unhinge any real relationships. On the outside I'd seem as someone who is in control, but really I'm fucking scared and lost in vice and routine. I wish someone would be persistent enough to help me, but at the same time I'm too ashamed to let people get close to me and see how fucking...Sad, I guess, I really am
Would it be possible for one man to kill everyone in the world?
>>29247557
yes.
>Is it possible for you not to be a fag
No.
>>29247568
How?
Regardless of whether or not I'm a fag.
>>29247595
he could press the release all nukes button and by chance everyone could be in one place
Post ITT if you're at least a a solid 8/10 but still a virgin
>>29247526
>8/10
nigger, you're a 4/10 at best
>>29247526
You first op
Original reply
>>29247526
why do you keep stealing people's pics, changing the filters, and then making these threads
BEDTIME
>>29247427
Actually it was my dad who'd always gleefully say that to me.
Well into my adolescence. Like he got off and lording any little bit of authority over me.
Forcing me to sleep is a violation of the NOP, please reflect on your actions and return when you are ready to try peaceful parenting.
i was wondering the other day why my mood was so much better when i was a little sleep deprived
it's like 5 hours of sleep plus a caffeine pill has me in this comfy buzz all day long
then i read on wikipedia how sleep deprivation has been known to improve depressive moods in some individuals, due to a higher presence of certain hormones and neurotransmitters when someone is sleep deprived
anyways, fuck you i'm not going to bed
>tfw not gay but love balls
I'm not even memeing, they're just hot. Not dicks, not male bodies, just nice balls.
Tell me about your balls robot.
All men admire big balls.
Hence all the sayings.
>>29247646
I know it's pretty gay but I'm glad I'm not alone at least.I'd love to gently handle some nice robot balls
Are your balls sensitive anons?
Having a good jawline and chin is literally the single most important thing that makes you attractive to women. You could be tall and fit, but if you have a shitty jawline or chin, you are down to the same level as the average robot. Women would rather be with a short, chubby guy with an alpha jawline than be with you.
If you have a recessed chin or weak jaw, you're fucked when it comes to women.
I doubt the chins is the only thing wrong with you. Ugly faggots always deluding themselves with "I look good if only I..."
no, you're just ugly
actually, chinless guys are attractive if the rest of their face is attractive. it's a cute look that makes you look younger (only applies to women who like young guys I guess). teen girls will hate you but lots of milfs are going to be all about that.
>>29247396
GROW A BEARD GROW A BEARD GROW A BEARD YOU HUGE FAGGOT
There are so many damning features a person could have, but you're fixated on the ONE that you can cover up without any effort. It actually takes less effort to cover it with a beard than to expose it to the world.
When did you realize that women were a meme?
>says all this shit while together
>when we break up she still wanted to be friends
>has ignored me completely since we broke up 2 years ago
>>29247371
>when we break up she still wanted to be friends
This is just their "get out of jail free" card to try and soften the blow. It's just a lie when they say this, it's happened to me twice now.
Why can't women just be cute dudes with pussies? Why do they have to be so fucking dumb?
>>29247371
Women are momental creatures. You turned her off when she was in the moment.
Mine's bigger than yours ehhehheheh
>>29247362
lel who even has a porn folder? There's so much shit online I don't need to save it.
>BUT WHAT ABOUT IF IT GOES MISSING!
Wait, you're telling me you have some sort of favorite porno that you MUST have at all times in case all copies of it go offline? LMFAO
>>29247434
FIRST OF ALL
video quality. I don't like fapping to a Game Boy Color, which is what most sites look like.
SECONDLY
the feeling when a bomb-ass video gets removed or you can't find it is worse than finding out that your mom has fuckin cancer
I've 216 gigs and it's all recorded camshows.
Is this dress appropriate for a black tie affair?
>>29247357
I have two other dresses for the same question
1/2
>>29247357
tits or gtfobananas
no
too short and more of an outdoor dress
>tfw not a strong alpha man to lift and dominate small girls
>tfw not cute small girl to e lifted and fucked by strong men
why must we be doomed to live in the shitty middle?
>>29247346
Be honest: would you rather be him or her??
>>29247674
herdesu
what now
>>29247346
Whose that, Dakota Skye?
I want to lick her feet.
