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The best option is to kill my whole family and then myself
>>29251884
Yes
Do it
Original
>>29251884
Not in that order please.
>iktf
I would never be able to do it, but I know that when I kill myself my mom will kill herself, which would in turn make my sister homeless and she'd kill herself, and my grandmother losing her last child would make her kill herself.
All in all, suddenly driving the car in to a wall while we're in it would be the most merciful option, but as I said, FBI, I'm to selfish too bring myself to do such a thing. I'll just head down to the train tracks by myself when the time comes.
southeast asians have ruined females for me
I'm always paranoid that she'll have a dick down there
you white robots are lucky
I'd love a qt virgin Filipina wife
>>29251877
I don't really understand why it's an issue or a fear for you
You find out she has a dick, then you tell him hey I'm not into that and find a girl
Sheena looks like my cousin,(who I grew up with, so I know she isn't a trap).
Post the last youtube video you watched
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1jIvcUYNOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqcAhGKR7Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VDd_W8v-o
https://youtu.be/bQQmX3eKvzY?t=9m50s
I watch it from time to time because the mix is really good. She makes some funky stuff that sometimes borders on being noise. I'll link to a more funky part for your viewing pleasure.
>"There is nothing new under the sun"
If that is true, and it definitely is, then what is the fucking point of doing anything? Why bother, if life is just a circular cycle, a constant refreshing of itself like clockwork, over and over again?
Because you get to live it for yourself OP-kun :3
the game is designed to essentially force players to play
either you play, or you sit around doing nothing til you die.
do or stagnate til death. those are the only choices in this game.
>>29251844
>tfw not ubermensch
Who else here has /awesomeparents/?
>tfw they set me up with house to live in after graduating
>tfw they bought me a new car
>tfw they pay my college tuition
>tfw they travel interstate every fortnight to bring me food and hang out with me
>tfw they never made me do chores at home
>tfw they clean my room
>tfw they always bought me everything I wanted as a child
>tfw mom quit working until I was 12 years old so I wouldn't have to be in childcare
>tfw we always go on cute trips and travels together
>too bad I'm a disappointment
>>29251842
fuck dude, it sounds like they don't care if you become a disappointment
lucky
>>29251882
Actually they really do, I think that's why they go out of their way to do a lot of these things
I have some of the worst parents imaginable
there are probably drug addicts and child molesters that did a better job at parenting.
Today my highschool is having its prom night
These are my plans for today (pic related)
What did you do in your highschool's prom night?
I went to the prom.
Bowled/played pool
Ate little hor'durvers
And then sulked around when people started dancing
Then I made a slight effort to dance
Then I went home
>>29251840
>Went to school
>Didn't talk to anyone like always
>Went home
>Got looked at with pity by parents
>Played videogames
>Went to sleep
Pretty much just like 99% of my highschool days
>>29251840
Prom two weeks ago
>nervous as fuck
>asked oneitis a week prior
>never answers
>she's too beta to say no to people
>other girl asks me
>go with her cause I want pics with a girl
>awful car ride with her normie friends and one of their dates
>arrive to the place
>say hi to the lads
>sit with her long enough to eat most of the main course
>ask her if it's cool that I go sit with the lads
>says yeah
>slow dance
>normie dance
>sit with lads and talk for most of the time
>go home
If I killed myself how badly do you think it would fuck up this girl that rejected me
>>29251834
Probably not that badly tbqh
Even people who have dated for years, when the guy commits suicide, the chick mourns for about a year then continues living her life normally as if she'd never met him
>>29251834
I think we're at the point where she would be seen as the main victim.
>>29251834
If you set up parts of your suicide to traumatize her, quite some time if she's a normie. At least you can make her act traumatized as that would be the only accepted social response in that situation or else she risks becoming an outcast.
"American woman"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5y9e3WQD6eY
>>29251756
I get a bad smell in my nose just by watching that
>>29251756
It's normal to want these people to drop dead, right? >90% of people have to think this, there's no way anyone could think this is acceptable.
>>29251756
Stay away from me-ee
>tfw i found a fast english imageboard with 0 normies
you fags are jelly
>>29251721
post the link you fuuuuuuuuuucckiiing faaaaaaggggooooooottt
POST IT NOW
>>29251721
wizchan isn't a secret
>>29251740
So the newfags, summerfags, and normalfags can invade that too? No way, man. Keep it to yourself, OP.
Just how deep is the vagina?
How the fuck does it work?
>>29251644
Porn jew magic
>>29251644
>Just how deep is the vagina?
All the way to herheart
First that's photoshoped. Flash Brown has a huge cock, but it's not that big.
He's 9x7 and girls usually take 7-8 inches of that which isn't all that hard. As someone with an 8 inch cock I know how it feels.
You enter her pussy and 5 inches in you feel her cervix. You can go above or below it and enter some tight yet easily stretchable pockets. As long as you don't hit the cervix full on you won't hurt her.
That you should never ever trust robots. They will only be using you as a practise gf and they'll dump you for a better/prettier girl once they have "improved" themselves enough for them by using you. No matter how much desperate they seem, no matter how much they try to convince you that they only want love from another human being, at the end of the day they'll just throw everything in your face like your feelings don't matter. I just want to remind you that robots, like all men, only care about your looks. They will never genuinely love you, they will only pretend to while thinking "y dont u look like rose or katya or one of my pure (aka genetically blessed) waifus? xD" and once they're done with you, they'll upgrade themselves and get a prettier girl because that's all what they care about.
Toasty roastie or white knight fgt?
>>29251588
>fembot/robot
>being in a relationship
Stopped reading there.
>>29251588
There are way more "robots" on here than "fembots", so either this is bait or you're really stupid.
>tfw the NSA are laughing at you right now
Fuckin chads at the NSA
At least someone sees me, even if its some guy just waiting to make the call if I start to give signs of losing it.
...with us... they're laughing with us. r-right?
>tfw reported a FedEx guy to the company for smoking weed in their trucks simply because every stoner I've known has been a fuck up.
Did him a favor.
>>29251520
You will no doubt have turned his life around for the better, good job anon
>>29251520
Goid job anon
>>29251520
Well Saccaged desu
There is nothing quite like making a qt beg for more whilst you pound his boipucci so hard his little legs quiver. His butt clenching around your fat cock, begging for more, his cock dripping with pre, barely able to stop himself from shooting his pathetic load everywhere.
Quite the experience to soil an innocent boy. You know he'll never go back. He'll always want your cock.
>>29251505
i'm posting mine
now you post yours
i can't fap to this post until i know you have a daddy dick.
>>29251524
You think you're worth it?
>>29251559
pleaseeee
come oon
Is a hand fetish a real thing?
Can someone post some pictures of some nice (female) hands?
I have never looked to it but I'm sure there is no female bodypart that someone didnt jerk off to.
>>29251464
i dig female hands, but have never really found porn for ittfw no hand gf
Male robot hands are nicer
>Tfw ywn hold another robots hand
