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>it's a "famous and rich normie musician sings about loneliness" episode
>>29252356
everyone feel loneinsss
>>29252943
They pretend to feel loneliness to appeal to a crowd of annoying little shits.
How do you even feel lonely, humans are garbage, sitting alonr in your basement playing videogames while chatting with your ig friends is much better.
>tfw 3000 word essay due wednesday
Help me guys, I don't no where to starttfw only know 2000 words
>tfw i write for a living
>tfw i write 3000-5000 words DAILY
>tfw fucking dumb shit here can't even manage 3000 words in 3 days
well, i'm sorry to tell you this, but kill yourself. 3000 words is literally nothing and you are too stupid to live if you can't accomplish that.
>>29252335
>essay due wednesday
FUCK OFF STUPID FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD WHY DONT YOU GO PLOW STACY YOU FUCKING TOXIC ASSHOLE
Start from the start obviously.
I'm 42 hours in after I quit smoking cold turkey, I don't know how long I can last, It's literally the only thing I'm thinking about constantly, a cigarette
>>29252231
Youre gonna think about it, temptation is hard to resist. I find not drinking (alcohol) and a lack of transportation and money help me not give in. Spend your fun money on something else so it makes it harder to decide if you want to spend your neccasary funds on frivolous fleeting materialistic items
www.pornhub.com
Hope that helps
Smoke weed dude. It helps so much. It's how I conquered my nicotine addiction.
>be 18yo virgin working at shelf packing
>new girl, small, pale, short black hair, smokes
>for some reason likes me
>want to take her our, stupid mouth blurts "how about tonight"
>"Ok sure anon but you got to get me something (drugs)"
>give her some acid
>dad drives us (don't have license)
>do you plan on going back to bed with me? (Ask this in front of dad)
>"uh I don't know anon depends how I feel"
>go dancing
>to scared to kiss
>go to park at night
>still to scared to kiss
>all friends leave its on you now
>spill my drink on her .."s-sorry" have massive anxiety
>cant kiss
>take the train home
>she's in my room
>"What do you want to do anon?"
."y-your amazing"
>she takes the bus home
Fucking hell anon, you're almost as bad as I am at this shit.
>>29252188
Anon no
Anon pls
Come on boyos I know you have these
No matter what happens in life, just remember one thing
If she can bleed she can breed
>>29252150
Yeah, as if we are ever going to be able to take advantage of that fact.
>>29252150
She may be able to, but that doesn't imply that she should
>>29252187
Wh....wh...what?
How do you feel about self improvement meme?
Failure to Success can be shown as evidence but I question most people who failed before success have i an inherent talent and motivation
I for one possess neither
>>29252114
I've come to the realise that I'm a chad, or at least in the top 5% of males.
>never had to study very hard at school to get good grades
>6'2"
>very attractive and masculine face
>can eat a lot and don't get fat and have an overall decent body shape without lifting
Qts are miring, and I regularly cuck normies and chads. As such, I have no motivation to self improve at all.
>>29252114
HOLY SHIT SAUCE
>ORIGINALIO
>>29252114
if you consider it a meme, it wont work
>when everyone around you is acting like 50 dead fags is some great loss to the country
>>29252092
It's not about fags, it's about mudshits operating on AMERICAN soil
>when you're just too autistic to relate to an appropriate display of emotion
OR
>when you are just too edgy for life
Nice bait, you silly cunt
>>29252092
You seem to be at the wrong board. Ill help you
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/
>she has a bodybuilder bf
>who pounds her good
>he dumps her
>instead of making a move
>i show her a pic of this guy, trying to tease her about having a thing for muscles
>she doesn't laugh, instead she gets turned on
>show guy her pic, he wants to fuck her
>ask her to hang out
>"I'm busy. I could make some time for that guy you showed me though."
>consider putting them in touch
think they'd have sex if I did?
Well... Ya? What else would she be asking?
You are a cuckold. The only way to redeem yourself is to commit suicide. You know this to be true.
>>29252061
C U C K
U
C
K
Suicide is the only way to be forgiven for this.
>Tfw if Ryuk had never dropped the death note, Light would have become one of the greatest detectives of all time and probably end up working with L as a team tracking down the world's worst criminals
As edgy and outwitting he is he is clearly an INTJ. Those types become lawyers, programmers or scientists, not detectives.
>>29252392
Why can't he be a forensic scientist?
>>29252392
Wasn't that clearly the path his life was going down though?
>sister watching some normie flick
>asks why I never go out and do fun stuff like everyone else
>"ugh, dunno just study and stuff. Who cares lol
>her: oh yeah, forgot about that
>tfw she pities
>sister arranging granddad's birthday with dad
>dad asks if I will be there
>"yes he will"
>doesn't tell me until the day of the birthday
>sperg out yelling why didn't she ask me first
>"you never do anything so I knew you were free"
>have to go to granddad's shitty birthday
>>29252081
>moaning that he has to go to his granddad's birthday
fuck off you little faggot, what are you? 10?
grow some balls you spoiled cunt
>>29252081
Overheard from the room
>parents going out some where
>sister keeps asking if she can go to her friends house
>mum and dad finally say yes, but anon has to be home when you come back
>dad : don't worry, he'll be home
Fuck I don't even care what they thinks, but hurts desu
i don't feel anything anymore
i've lost the will to live
alright padme
same here m8. I've lostall hope I oncehad.
>>29252019
exercise. it will help you.
How do I get many (You)s?
>>29251990
You have to post a comment, dummy.
>>29251990
Pretend to be a girl. It's how I get my income of (You)s, and fairly easy. r9k in flames.
>>29251990
be a girl or pretend to be a girl
say literally anything
Is
>tfw no gf
a spook? How do I de-spook myself from it?
>tfw no gf
start by actually reading the ego and its own, retarded memer
>>29251982
what does this even meann
>>29251982
nice spook op
take your property as your own
>tfw you see attractive sluttily dressed females everywhere
>Chad gets to fuck them frequently
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP
>>29251963
No, please don't make me rage.
I don't want to hurt people anymore.
>>29251963
This is why I avoid college campuses
>>29251963
He gets to fuck the others too.
That's the worst part desu.
What race is she?
I have been getting mixed race, quadroon, Hispanic, Asian, white, etc...
Tell me what you think, I literally can't find any good sources.
Who is that even supposed to be?
>>29251914
It's from a show called My Life as a Teenage Robot.
>>29251925
Oh, I know what that show is. Huh... I don't even remember this character.
