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I just wanna remind you guys that you have at least one person who loves you
>>29253925
I can't love myself though
>>29253939
This breh, it won't matter if the entire world loves me, I'll still hate myself more than anyone.
I hate to break it to you anon. There are people out there that aren't loved by anyone.
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>be 23 neet khv
>be friends with a bunch of kids who lives in my neighborhood
>been hanging out with them for over a year now
>suddenly, a huge crush on this 14yo girl
>hadn't really notice how pretty she were until these past few weeks
>literally transforms into a woman in months' time
>start to feel guilty bc i maybe a closet pedo
>i only fap to normie porn
wtf is this feel????
>but then, lately she's been acting really strange
>constantly eyeballing me, making me feel uneasy
>One day, asks me if i have a girlfriend or if I am dating anyone
>Tell her, 'No, none at the moment'
>'Anon, you're not gay, are you?'
>'LOL Definitely not, I'm just a total weirdo."
>'Yeah, you totally are.... I heard C likes you. Why not date her? She's very nice.'
>'Nah, I'm fine.'
>continue hour-long conversation with her.
>she's smiling the whole time
>past couple days was really fucking intense
>she's been very touchy-feely
>she feels very comfortable around me
>sometimes i would look at her and she's already staring at me
>and why she's always smilin' at me???
I don't know wtf is goin on man
I'm goin on a vacation
I'm already packed
Planning on staying with my sister for a while
I can't stop thinking about her
This needs to fucking stop
Just fucking kill me already, senpai
>>29253883
>once spent some time living around people 1 or 2 years younger than me
>felt like a total pedo creeper
how do i stop this
>>29253883
kvh=?
originalyk
be nice to u
hate the world
and u ok
>Hey Chadbro, have you seen mom anywhere?
Add soon as you leave, mom is sucking him off.
>>29253871
you sure thats not 2 gay lovers and one of them is hiding the fact that he's bisexualand a cheater?
>having a Chad brother
>not killing him as a kid and making it look like an accident
lmfao
16 years and I haven't been caught yet :)
Who /hopeless/ here?
I'm 24 and
>Don't know how to cook anything other than microwave food and toast
>Don't know how to change my bed clothes
>Don't know how to wash my clothes
>Can't tie shoelaces
>Don't know how to talk to people I dont know
>Don't know how to drive
>bed clothes
Are those sheets? How nasty are yours right now?
>>29253836
The good news is all of that's very easy to learn and you could very realistically be on top of all of that by 26
>>29253836
>know how to do all of that
>dont
kill me
Who /trader/ here?
I'm learning to trade currencies/futures so I can quit my job and make lots of money without being a wagecuck.
>pic related, short selling USD/CAD (demo account)
Doesn't it take hundreds of hours of study before you even start making real trades?
>>29253832
isn't it mind numbingly boring?
like.. worse than a job
>>29253868
That's correct, for me it has been about a year and a half, learned a lot, still learning.
>pic related, my performance.
What do you do in front of your computer all day?
>>29253739
The thing I am doing now. Checking out some stuff. Listening to music. Will be learning soon.
think about all the aspects of how rotten society is and of what low quality the people are that participate in it.
>>29253753
>>29253766
THIS if you combine them in one sentence
What does /r9k/ think about guns?
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2NYYltC0aY
I have a CZ 75 SP-01. I'm going to buy an AR15 lower this weekend after I get paid.
I browse /k/ a lot.
>>29253718
I'd be thinking more about the ideology of the guy who did it than the tools he used. Also
>implying gun control would have helped
He worked for a security company and had special licensing already so it's clearly something that we just have to tolerate if we have muslims in our countries.
Tell me why you haven't you killed yourself yet, /r9k/.
My family loves me for some reason and it would make them sad.
>fear
>mom
>>29253671
i'm afraid of pain or fucking up and becoming a vegetable
also i don't want to make my family sad
>Her face when you be you're self.
>>29253670
>you're self
>>29253670
Oh God, I melt when womyn tilt their heads like that
Who is that woman? I will claim her womb and she will give me many mixed-race babies.
ITT: post you're eyefu
>>29253633
Rose's big baby blues are her best feature
spoon is perf
Gg ez
Come on OP
We know the true answer
Girlfriends past bothers me.
I want to forget it but I cannot please help.
>>29253629
say it with me:HILLARY FOR PRISON
>>29253629
1: Get a gun capable of blowing out your brains in one shot.
2) Put a skillet on the stove and turn it on all the way.
3 - Aim the gun so when you pull the trigger, your brains will cook on the skillet.
The cleanup crew will hate you and you'll never have to think again.
She's not yours. It's just your turn.
Hi what is this place?
>>29253493
>tfw no habiscus brown fox goddess gf
It's like a sad /b/. Now post more delicious brown.
>>29253493
This is the sex beach.
You have to have sex with the first person you ask about this place and be theirs forever.
Sorry, dems da rulez
Any robot drivers? I could really use some tips.
Finally started driving in order to get my parents off my back but I'm really bad at it. I know most people aren't great right away but I REALLY suck. What did you guys do to get better? Luckily I drive in a low-traffic park area but my father is urging me to get onto the main roads.
>>29253450
Just practice, and relax. Take it slow if you suck.
>>29253450
Just as the above anon said, practice and just driving is the only thing that will make you a better driver.
I was really shitty at driving when I started (scratched the entire side of my dad's car when I pulled out of the parking lot of the testing center). After starting uni and having to driver there and back everyday, I've become more comfortable driving as a whole. Practice makes perfect anon. Just relax and be a defensive driver instead of an aggressive one.
>>29253450
I gave up on driving because I'm too slow, dumb and can'T make decisions.
>tfw 5'8 in the Netherlands
Give me a single reason why shouldn't I kill myself Asap
Haha ukkie pukkie xD
Wear clogs: they will boost your hight up a bit.
>>29253446
How old are you? You might grow little man
t. Frisian
how do you call a guy that has normie taste but is a massive bullied dork?
like those nerds that try to be cool by copying chad's taste in nerd shit but then completely fail at everything
What's your name? Call them like that.
Also don't post hyouka, it's boring therefore it's shit
>>29253451
I don't even identify with those nerds. I'm talking people that eat up naruto, capeshit and league of legends yet are still outcasts
>>29253451
>Hyouka
>shit
