Who /balding/ here? Is there any cure for this hairline?
Just the big 3 my dude. I've been slowly thinning out since 19 and now that I'm 21 I think it's time to start it up just to preserve what I have left and hopefully regrow.
>>29259070
Finasteride usually
but you're a few years too late OP
>>29259070
ur not balding
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves, robots?
>>29259027
top quality bait, mate
now piss off
I'm a democratic socialist too and go to reddit :)
Why are robots so bigoted...?
>>29259027
only increased military spending has an impact on government budget.
under what circumstances are dark circles under your eyes cute?
being a cute anime girl
>>29259012
If you have high cheekbones and light colored eyes.
>>29259045
example image?
> Hey, you're Anon right?!
> Wanna come over and join us for a drink?
>>29258959
>drinking carbonated fermented grape soda with HFCS
I am a connoseur of microbewery craft ales.
>>29258959
Sure why not. I'll take a beer though, not a big fan of wine ladies
>>29259260
>Hahaha look at that faggot, he really thought he can join us
Yearly t.A.T.u. thread.
Tatu - All The Things She Said (2009 Rusty Electro Remix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Audiosis Remix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Blackpulke Remix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Break Beat Remix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Club Anthem Mix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Club Radio Edit)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Dave Ramone Radio Edit)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Dave Ramone Remix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (Digiwave Remix)
Tatu - All The Things She Said (DJ Blizzard Remix)
Tatu - All...
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>ywn be a hot young lesbian rubbing your sticky wet body all over another cute lesbian
They aren't even really lesbians.
>>29259193
What do you mean? Every lesbian becomes straight for Chad.
>Helium tank arrived
Its been good knowing you bros
>>29258890
>Wasting helium just to kill yourself
Just use some rope
>>29258890
See you in another life bro
>>29258890
Is it 100% helium?
I spend Almost all of my free time on youtube, but I tend to run out of videos, can you guys recommend some channels to watch ?
Some channels I already watch :
>Game grumps
>ashens
>Cinema sins/Cinema Wins
>The film theorists
>Hishe
>Abstractmode
>Primitive technology
>Vinesauce Joel
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On your computer
>>29258819
What ?
No bloxrobotoblox
You watch so much of that generic garbage that I just dont know what to recommend
Everything doesn't revolve around you.
Very little does, in fact. Your biological, economic, intellectual, social, and spiritual contributions to humanity will likely only be felt on a very localized scale, and even then only temporarily. Unless you are a celebrity or some sort of public figure, your death will only be noticed by a few hundred people, a couple thousand if you're lucky; of those, maybe a couple dozen will show up at your funeral, or feel any serious grief over your passing. Most will be largely indifferent; some might even be happy to hear the...
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A physical reminder of your existence will remain, for a time. If you are a Christian, Muslim, or Jew, you will most likely be buried according to the customs of your faith, a stone marker erected in your honor. In a well-tended cemetery, this will last for decades, a century or two even. Someone will come by every now and then to cut the grass and scrape the moss off of your name, but they will likely have no idea who you were. If you were cremated, a plaque in a mausoleum will be your final address; ironically, this might actually last longer than the stone edifices...
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And yet, despite all of this, you are loved. You are cared for. To someone, perhaps even to many someones, you are important. People will fight for you, brag about knowing you, and give you a ride when your car breaks down. People will be proud of you, happy for you, worried for you. They will laugh with you, cry with you, drink with you, build things with you. In the tiny corner of the world you occupy, you are uniquely and incredibly important.
>>29258759
must suck to be you
I just accidentally slipped out to my mom that my dad is cheating on her. She's currently out with him to confront him about it and im at home shaking about what's to come and whether she'll tell him i blew it for him.
What the fuck do i do guys holy shit i just ruined their entire marriage. They were together for 24 years
you didn't ruin their marriage your dad did. or maybe your mom was a huge cunt and drove him off and she helped ruin it. but you didn't ruin it :)
>>29258717
Hurry! Post their credit card numbers here!
We'll create a distraction!
>>29258736
They just came home and she told him i blew it. He's ignoring it and denying it but the noose is obviously up. Im literally afraid to sleep tonight
>Meet the most pretty girl on tinder
>She wants to meet up and get high
>possible sex
>check her bio
>17 years old
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THIS IS CHRIS HANSEN!??
>>29258684
Almost 0%. If you're 18 or 19, OP, it's probably okay. Any older than that and it would be skeezy to fuck her.
Check your state OP, in some states the age of consent is 17.
Chris is doing the show again. Better watch out, better think twice, Chris is gonna put your balls into a vice...
>"It's okay, babe, your 7 inch dick is fine for me. Don't feel bad because my ex was 9 inches, I don't miss it at all, I promise!"
>>29258662
you dont have to lie to me
also, take your shoes off
Jokes on you, I'm alone forever.
>tfw 5 inch pencildick
>tfw only good as a starter kit for anal
I am a blond-lgbt looking twink type.
When I was young, my best friend had brown hair, brown eyes, and strong opinions. I fell in love with him, but knew that I couldn't get him the honest way.
However, he was bad with women. So when we had both turned 18, I ordered a hotel in the city so that we could get him laid, he was still a virgin. I sent him to approach women way out of his league. He got rejected so bad he started crying.
He was adorable, he just stood there looking into the ground while warm tears rolled slowly down his cold cheeks. I comforted...
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>>29258650
Things That Never Happened for $500 Alex
DAILY DOUBLE blox
I met him online, on dating website.
He was really think and Asian. At first I thought he was a girl, but I quickly realized he was in fact a male. Just wore makeup and women's clothing very well.
Anyway took the train to his place, said hey what's up. Sat down next to him. It was really awkward for some reason, and then he just started to kiss me, so I went along with it. Before I know it his hands were down my pants and he was sucking me off.
Meet him up a couple more times, I started jerking him off, then I started to suck him off too, and then...
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>>29258878
>>29258855
you're lying, aren't you?
I'm so fucking mad right now, literally shaking with tears, I wish my parents were dead... my father decided to invite home some friend of his "to stay for a few days", and he and my mother act like it's a totally ok thing. This isn't even a friend I know, I literally never met him and he's a complete stranger, and he's going to sleep right next to my bedroom and spend days at MY house!!!!! of course my parents don't care because they are wagecucks who spend most of their day outside anyway, so they wouldn't have to suffer having...
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Preach it my man.
Your NEET territory shouldn't be intruded on.
Its your parents house, you entitled little shit. Deal with it, or move the fuck out.
Try being friends with the stranger, it will make the time go easier
This is why we have stand your ground laws.
Your homeguard woes have been noted anon. I don't see a good solution other than making his live misreable in secret.
Do you watch porn pretendng to be the girl?
>>29258597
Yes, because I am a girl.
>>29258597
Sort of. When I'm watching those kissing hd lesbian videos.
with lesbian porn sometimes. regular porn I just think of cock filling her mouth or pussy with cum.
Is it possible for footfags to congregate without being insanely creepy and off-putting?
Fifteen posts in and every thread is already
>i would worship her soles for ten trillion aeons.. i would shrink myself to the size of a nanometer and quest across the elysian plains of her feets until time itself came to an end.....
>WHO HERE WANTS TO BE TRANSFORMED INTO SHOE LEATHER? DOES ANYONE KNOW OF A WAY TO TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO SHOE LEATHER?
>I just cut off my sister's feet. AMA.
>>29258581
Those are some solid 9/10 feet
pic would be better if she didn't have such a pissed off facial expression though
When my last girlfriend asked me one time if I had any fetishes, I straight up told her feet. Didn't apologize for it or act embarrassed about it. Whenever we'd have sex, she's always work in a little foot action.
Thing is, women generally only find a fetish creepy if you make it creepy. If you unapologetically own it, more often than not they're willing to indulge it.
>>29258630
The pissed off expression makes it better for me because I like dominant bitchy chicks.
I hate my life.