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Im bored and I bought red, red wine
>>29259490
ub40 pls go
>>29259617
l like that song
Go back to bed Marc
>be me 21, severe depression, social anxiety, general anxiety disorder, beginning schizophrenia
>finally decide to go to an really nice looking clinic, gardens, modern, top of the topest 10/10 ratings online
>arrive, for the first 2 weeks i decided i go there, not sleep there. I was there from 8am-7pm
>refuse meds, they are okay with it
>participate in group therapy, i hate it but it helps to see other humans after all this years
>don't say anything for the first sessions
>see hot qt without makeup, 18 yo
>as the creep virgin that i am i look at her all the time, but just when she looks not in my direction
>pretty hot desu, long blonde hair, cute face 100% aryan phenotype
>participate in group therapy, talk a bit to doctor infront of the people, very nervous
>most people look at doctor, i turn around to go back to my chair and realise that girl is looking at me, but quickly turning away after i saw it
>1 week after, she approached me, i was just to scared to ever even try to do it
>she told me 'Hello anon! Hows your depression going?' I tell her, it's not good but i do better every day
>she smiles and walks away saying 'great! have a nice day anon!' y-you too
>tfw i think the whole day about why she talked to me no one did this ever before
part 2
>a few days after i noticed how she always looked out of the window to me when my mother was picking me up
>scared
>think she wan't to kill me, it can't be that anyone actually likes me
>the next day she approaches me and ask me if we want to go out in the garden and watch the birds, she likes nature (got this info from group therapy)
>tfw scared because im an retard, thinking that she want's to kill me
>tfw say her, sorry, but i have something to do see you later
>she says quietly okay and goes away
>tfw i realise that i am retarded
>as im about to get picked up at 7pm, i hear her crying from her room as i was going outside
>don't think anything about it, she has depression after all
>arriving the next day, ambulace and police is there
>what the fuck
>come in ask what is going on,
>Anon, this one depressed girl threw herself from the top of the building, she killed herself
>i don't know what to think, i fuck off to the community room
>did she do that because i refused her? Did she do it because i seemed uninterested?
>after that i cried, i didn't know that she had it so bad..
Why guys, why is everything such suffering? I want to die right now, i really hope she didn't do this because of me, she seemed scary, i mean this is a fucking clinic for mental ill people
I don't know what to do i think i stop going there.. i rather die of alcoholism than being in that depressed shithole again
>he is mentally ill
>he's not a psychopath
>>29259485
>tfw no depressed qt bonnie and clyde gf story straight outta the asylum
>tfw even the bottom of the barrel white trash manages to get some chance while I don't
Any robots here have some kind of talent (just something you're good at)
I'm starting to realise that I'm mediocre at things at best. I don't really have a logical mind, or a creative one, anyone else know that feel? I just need something to fucking do that I'm at least a little good at
Same
Not good at anything
Mediocre at a few things
Suck at more things
Don't want a gf or all that shit, just want something to be good at
Already tried so many things in my life, instrumens, art, coding
Just don't have the patience for anything
Drop it after 2 weeks at most
Kill me
>>29259562
>Just don't have the patience for anything
Same for me, I tried programming too, as well as drawing and all that shit. I just run out of patience or just don't have the energy (mentally) to keep doing it.
I wish my parents forced me to do sports or something when I was younger. At least I would've been good at something and probably would've gotten friends or at least social skills out of it.
Self-taught sysadmin and programmer. I'm somewhat good at it, but I'm uncertified and I have to compete with India all the time and I really don't make a lot of money. Chicks are NOT impressed.
It's over for me.
>be 27, still living with parents
>only ever had 2 jobs, but been unemployed for over 5 years
>permavirgin
>parents obviously despise me but mom insists I don't get kicked out
>over past 2 years been immersed in WoW rp
>get into relationship online with grill
>we start off slow, talking on skype, never facecam
>eventual ingame erp leads to cybering and moaning through skype calls
>tell her that I'm a lot more successful than I actually am
>tell her I live in my own townhouse, have a stable income as IT
>we exchange pics, I use my real pics since she's not that much of a looker anyway
>ask my dad for his nice clothes to wear in all nonlewd pics I send her since my own clothes are dirty tshirts and gym shorts
>about 3 months ago we discuss meeting irl
>always knew we lived in the same state, but too afraid to meet up because of lies
>finally agree after she promises sex, saying she's a virgin and believes I'm experienced enough to teach her
Should I continue?
>>29259439
yes anon, I'll be here reading this
>>29259439
Yeah continue desu
>we finally meet up at a halfway point
>in reality it's about a five minute walk from my parent's townhouse
>my mom is onboard with all of this and has taken herself and my dad out for the night to the casino
>she's also given me about 100 dollars
>if there's any joy from any of this it's the 'love' my mom made me feel for the first time in years by helping me
>we meet up at the walmart, she drove herself
>she's 19, and a bit chubbier in person, but whatever, gonna get laid
>I try to act calmly towards her but just keep stuttering and sweating
>spillspaghetti.jpg
>she attempts to kiss me
>awkward mouth mashing
>feels weird but warm and nice
>I pull away though after about a second of this and forcibly grab her by the hand
>she's put off by the fact that I'm walking her home, expecting to be driven to the theater or whatever
>we make it to my house
>it looks, smells, and feels like an old couples home
>my mother cleaned it up a bit but she left her own clothes folded on the table
>'lol anon what's with the big lady's clothes'
>stunned.jpg
>make up the lie that my granny has been living with me due to her injuries(?)
>she believes it, how the fuck
>she sits down on the leather couch with the old ass quilt on it and starts watching TV
>go in the kitchen and try and make something to eat
>can of spaghetti'os seems simple enough
>realize I don't even know how the stove top works
>can't even heat a can of spaghetti'os
>decide to just grab make her a cheese sandwich
>she looks at it with confusion
>literally just two pieces of breed with slice of cheese in it
>possibly some of my sweat as well
>after about 15 mins of awkward eating, chatting, and tv, she starts getting more 'intimate' on the couch
>take a huge shit
>out of toilet paper
>already used the bidet to spray my asshole before realizing
>still waiting for my ass to dry 10 minutes later
Should I just get up and waddle over to the storage closet? I'd risk my sister seeing my shitty asshole but I really don't want to stain my tighty whities.
just use your sock and throw it away or something, or use one of the towels that is supposed to be for decoration only
improvise you little brain dead faggot
>>29259449
All I have is my decorative towels and a carpet. I'm no sock wearing faggot.
I'm considering fishing out used booger tissues out of the garbage.
>>29259472
why not just take a shower
>Mormon fertility rate: 3.0
what's your excuse, r9k?
What the hell is this even supposed to mean? Just because someone is Mormon, doesn't mean they have higher fertility rates or lower ones either.
A lot of them have big families because that's what their religions is based on; core values.
>>29259397
What's your excuse for not wanting 3 kids, anon?
You says I didn't want 3 kids? People have their different reasons for not wanting/wanting a lot/none/a few kids.
What's your excuse for not being accepting of other people's preferences ?
>people care about how they look like
lol
What possessed you to post this? Do you think anyone other than me is going to reply to this? Me, your God?
>>29259340
What do you expect when society is obsessed with it? And that doesn't even cover our nature.
>>29259340
>people care
im blue, if i was green
>shaved my pubes
>literally won't stop itching
WHAT THE FUCK I FELL FOR THE CLEANNESS MEME
i get this to. how to prevent??
>>29259322
maybe if u pluck dem they wont itch
>>29259322
Use a safety razor with some shaving cream, always shave with the grain.
No gf feels coming in hard
also does chemical castration destroy sexual desire ?
>>29259289
i just masturbate furiously to my sickest fetish and then cry myself to sleep.
>>29259289
>also does chemical castration destroy sexual desire ?
it kills testosterone right
Become dead inside
What are comfy jobs that don't require college?
>be 25
>drop out of college 6 months ago because it made me miserable
>constantly afraid that I'll end up a complete fuckup because of this
Security is a pretty good robot job if you get the right kind. Night shift watching a factory, preferably not in a black neighborhood.
Landscaping
>constant low intensity activity keeps you from becoming a fat fuck
>sunlight + light exercise cures your depression
>you will no longer have soft sissy hands
>body is busy, by mind is left free for contemplating
>>29259523
That would be cool if I didn't still live with my parents. Night shift would entail that I come home after midnight (probably way after), which is a huge no-no.
Post yours
match
share info.
>>29259259
OP here
will dump mine soon
ms paint is a fucking piece of shit and for some reason filling mine in with no pictures even maxed it out past 2mb which is the file size limit
so, i have to optimize this bullshit image
These threads make me feel like shit.
I will never find love. I will never be interesting to anyone. I don't want to keep thinking about it.
>>29259259
I'll bitehere is some original text i guess
i need some support guys.
let me explain my situation.
i am a fat incel robot currently in my last year of school, meaning that i'm 18, while several of my classmates are around 17 or 18 as well.
i have a female friend and we're really close, matter fact i spent a year of my life pathetically in love with her, but i've since moved on and now we're really good friends.
she is currently still 17 years old, which is important to the situation.
we went out one night, and she had sex with a bartender in his car at a party in an abandoned house.
the bartender was easily 25-30 years old.
i don't know why it bothers me this much, i guess it just reminded me of the superiority of chad dick and the loss of innocence in young girls.
it really messed me up, she was a virgin before this and not the type of girl who would hook up with anyone.
i just can't deal with women's hyperactive sexuality and i feel like i'd never get a chance with a girl like her if they're all going after fuckin 30 year old australian druggie bartenders
what do you think?
should i chill out and let her live her life or should i be concerned and try and stop her from becoming a slut?
cont.
the thought pops into my head that girls would let guys like me at most make out with them after a lot of effort, whereas they just fuck older bartender types at the drop of a hat.
it's hard to see a friend i thought to be sweet and innocent descend into one night stand territory.
>>29259209
>>29259246
here you go: kill yourself m8
>>29259246
Seems like she's made her choice anon.
I would move on to someone else, if she's going to go out and fuck some random guy like that she's not worth your time.
Find a girl who isn't like that, they exist trust me.
/comfy/ - Comfy General
Post comfy pics edition
I love these fucking threads.
Thank you OP.
Why /comfy/ gif are always with Japan signs ?
>>29259146
Pls post more Neon/Japan images. Also pixel art is cool
What's /r9k/'s favorite food and video game?
Mine is 5 guys cheeseburgers and Deus ex HR.
please notice my thread senpais T_T
carl's jr and sm4sh
>>29259138
Borsht
Stalker/pathologic
Not meming, am Russian and it works
Omar is the worst shooter with the best luck. He exchanged gunfire with police from the very beginning, then police saw a smoke detector that had fallen on the ground, and thought it was an explosive device. Because of this the police decided to wait 3 fucking hours for an armored vehicle and more personnel.
Omar didn't deserve the high score. Fuck him.
>>29259113
>deserve
there's that word again. He did it and it's done. That's a fact.
>wah wah i don't like this
worthless subjectivity.
>>29259131
All thanks to police incompetence.
>>29259113
>then police saw a smoke detector that had fallen on the ground, and thought it was an explosive device
false assumptions and fear are common in stressful environments, that's why police forces often needs ages to swipe a building. The lack of fear is also the biggest advantage of a martyr, since he's not afraid to die
