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>you will never bury your face in a girl's warm, musky taint and lick from her clit all the way up to her sweet, sweet butthole
How do you cope?
I pretend it doesn't exist and that nobody gets to do that.
>>29264996
I'd be satisfied just cumming on her feet.
Except I have, and do frequently.
>Feeling lonely
>See a fun looking thread
>Post in thread
>Thread dies
Even 4chan doesn't like me
>lonely
>goes to 4chan
>wonders why he feels even lonelier
It's okay, anon. You just need a hug.
>>29264984
honestly anon I know that a lot of people don't have this opportunity but if you have anyone (parents, friends, siblings) they will help a little bit. going on 4c makes it worse
>>29264984
I'll give you a >(You) anon
wtf is the difference between r9k and b
pic unrelated
>>29264949
I've noticed that /r9k/ has more homosexuals than /b/ (more traps threads, /lgbt/ shit, cuckolds etc)
>>29265106
Really? Seems other way around, way too much porn in /b/
r9k doesnt let people post duplicate posts (see the sticky) so it naturally leads to more experience users
because we're on 4chan that naturally leads to more angry, depressed, and relatively adult users
So basically people on here have awful social lives and hate themselves for the most part
Get out, seriously it's way easier to quit early
I am so depressed...I left this site for a few months and found someone online. I got dumped ...now I am back here again. Please help friendos .,I am destroyed...just destroyed. I have no one
>>29264887
You have yourself, anon.
All I want is to die but I'm too scared
>>29264945
Do you really have absolutely no one?
>people who take photos of things when they're not on holiday
When did this become acceptable? Was it with facebook? Was it with camera phones?
I'm one of the last people I know who doesn't take photos of things. I went on vacation last year and took 70 photos and only realized after that I was only in 1 of them.
Why do people do this? What's wrong with just experiencing things, why do these bland trogs have to document everything?
Because it's nice to remember things. But when it becomes more about creating the memory than actually experiencing it, then it's a problem. If I'm on holiday somewhere that I'll never be again, then you're goddamn right I'll take pictures.
Picture related. It was a very unremarkable moment, but it's captured forever. This was back in 2009 so people weren't so obsessed with their smartphones. Instead, everyone's intently watching the chess game. I don't know, it gave me feels.
>>29264855
>checked
but why would you take photos outside of holiday
like people have dozens of photos of them with their friend in mundane places like the coffeshop or a football game or the beach
WHY DOES THIS NEED TO BE DOCUMENTED
>>29264895
>dfw deleted my dubs because forgot to post picture
There's plenty of special occasions outside of a holiday. Some people just like documenting their lives. Give a kid a disposable camera in the 1980s and they will happily snap everything they see. Same thing happens if you give a kid a smartphone in 2016. There's just something about it. I don't really take pictures myself, but I see why people do it.
I fucking love the deep web
its soo retardely easy to get drugs
>>29264692
Go away FBI. You're Jewish tricks won't work on us
>>29264712
Your*
Goddamn it, I'm retarded
fbi get the fuck out
Why is it that I can't feel any love or care for a person? Anyone, even my parents... I didn't ask for this...
because they don't love you back, I've seen through their fake smiles. Normies love putting on the mask.
Sociopathic disorder. Or everyone is a douchebag.
you're lucky OP
Why don't you surf anon?
>no time limits
>no score
>no team
>no commitment
>no chads
>no ego
>just waves
I surf the web
>>29264525
It's kind of the same right?
>>29264470
Surfing is God tier sport for introverts.
>get to be alone
>makes you a man by teaching you to battle the elements
>fuck all women do it
>no accountability to anyone else
>encourages travel to remote spots to stay away from Normie's
>low cost to get into
>tfw I'm in love with my cousin
Fuck my life
Please reply
Orrrriggginalll commmmmennnnnttt
Sorry m8, do your best to hang around other girls if you can and avoid her till you get over her (/r9k/ sucks at getting over girls and likes to pretend it's not possible but it completely is)
>be little kid
>some family from out of state comes to visit
>they bring their hot 19 year old daughter
>she fawns over me and is always giving me hugs and cutesy nicknames and shit
Damn good memories.
I wonder what she looks like now.
>Her: "Have a good day"
>Me: "Ok"
>She says thank you expecting I would say you too
Fuck, when I was actually supposed to say "you too"
>>29264263
>Pizza delivery
>Enjoy your pizza
>You too
>>29264274
>open the pizza box and hand him a slice for the ride back
you gotta think on your feet
>>29264263
>Go to restaurant
>Cutie hostess at stand
>T.... table for 1 p... please
>Brings me to table
>Enjoy your meal!
>T... thanks y.... you too
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>tfw broad shoulders and narrow hips
How can I give off the illusion of having larger hips and smaller shoulders?pic related is me
>>29264187
work out eat more more hrt
done done and done
>>29264187
Squats for dayzzz
>>29264224
How will squats make me look more hour glass?
What are you good at?
I'M GOOD AT NOTHING
>>29264156
used to be good at everything, never did anything with it, now i am good at nothing
possibly a high IQ feel, there's no way an average normie could teach themselves all that shit
Nothing but I want to learn to paint. I'm probably too old to be any good, though.
Post your favorite Crispy pics
Her Instagram is "alterhacker"originalio senpai
Stop posting this stupid bugeyed bitch.
>>29264146
dump the imgur pls
>graduated grade 8 in 2004
>graduating class was
>70% white
>15% arab
>10% asian
>5% black
>like 5 indians
>take a look at the school's twitter
>this was this grade 8 grad's group photo
What the fuck happened?
Multiculturalism is valued more than localism now.
You from montreal op?
>>29264089
new babylon, boi
slow fucking monday, lets discuss /drugs/
I really don't care about the other stuff other than psychedelics and weed. This weekend I dropped 5 tabs of high powered deep web LSD-25, 200mg of pure MDMA and smoked joints throughout the 12 hours the thing was at its peak. holy fucking shit I was in heaven. geometric aztec patterns everywhere I looked. I closed my eyes and I would become one with the fractalized void. It was awesome.
hit the post button too soon, whats your favorite "fun enhacing" medicine? favorite combo?
next time I do such a ridiculously high dose I will have some DMT by my side. I need to smoke it at the peak, when the ego death hits with full force. Why? just because.
What market did you use
I really wanna try some sort of psychedelic, what would be the best for me to start with?
Also what were the craziest visuals you guys have ever had?
