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What is /r9k/ doing these days?
Oregon dred
My brother and his neighbor just smoked a bunch of weed with me and gave me a pizza. I'm driving across the country with my dog. Hoping I have enough gas to get home.
>>29264517
Nice mold op smoke it anyway
When I graduate should I move to a weed state? The only time I've smoked is with my brother, I'm too socially retarded to know how to get any myself, but I need to self-medicate somehow and it's better than being an alcoholic.
anyone else feel disgusting after a shower?
Only because of what I did...
Only if I use shampoo
I use water only cause shampoo makes my hair feel like plastic
>>29264812
I hate this feeling, use conditioner.
>>29264499
Only when i shower with warm water and it's a hot day.
Why does everybody hate being by themselves? It's nice and nobody to judge you but yourself.
Because normies feel the need to surround themselves with people
Being social and accepted feels good
>>29264484
I know, right? Being alone is a great feeling. No one to annoy me and I get to be a lot more productive
>Anon, I've thought about it long and hard *giggle* and I decided that yes, I do want to be the one who takes your virginity. But only if you first suck as many cocks as your last two post numbers.
>>29264461
I am kicking her out, i refuse to share my money with a succubus.
>>29264461
00 get
oreganoreganoregano
The sad thing is, I'm sure someone here would suck one-hundred dicks to get a girlfriend and sex with a woman.
I just want to write this to vent. I fucking hate anime bc it ruined my life. It crippled me socially to the point that I lost all my friends and I'm unable to make new ones, it drilled into my head impossible standards for women so that I'm met with dissapointement whenever I compare a potential gf to the ideal proposed by anime. Anime promised me my own harem once I got into highschool. I waited for years and got nothing while I could have been going out and make friends and actually get pussy. Anime is one of the lowest forms of entretainment, it offers little to nothing of value that can be applied irl and worse, it betafies men. I have renounced watching anime and suggest you robots do the same. Anime is the cancer that grows inside you and makes you autistic. After a few weeks, you won't even miss it.
anime is the final and ultimate form of fiction, though
if you give up anime you have to give up fiction altogether, because you can't go to see deadpool in the movies and enjoy it after seeing end of evangelion
>>29264530
I was once like you. At the beginning, I sincerely believed anime had the potential to be the ultimate medium to tell a story. But throught the years, I grew bitter and cynical and realized that the creators behind the shows (and manga) weren't interested in making engrossing storylines. They were happy crapping out the same shit every year. Not only did the market become saturated, it is actually harmful for the viewer. Japan isn't the otaku utopia that fans in the west make it out to be. Being an otaku is just as much as a stia in Japan than in the west and ehy wouldn't it be. It promotes being detached from reality, obsession and social isolation. Being an otaku is a bad thing, both in Japan and in the west, bc it ruins you.
>>29264618
well if you're ugly then norms will never accept you into society anyway so you really have nothing to lose
Hey robots do you think there is anyone who can beat Saitama?
>>29264196
I could.
Not that I would want to.
>>29264196
Too easy desu.
>>29264196
yup. himself.
Can you be a cute girl, and still considered a robot?
can you post from your phone and still be considered a robot?
>>29264164
No; women in general can't be robots, unless they have some serious issue like Cushin's Syndrome. Other than that, all women are sub-human fucks, and if any come into this board claiming they're robots, they're easily not, because all women have to do to not be robots is open their legs and anything that moves will fuck them, or even date them.
>>29264226
There are some exceptions to that statement I'm sure? Would you fuck any woman, anon?
A warlock will give you 10 million dollars, but in exchange you will also be transformed into a cute little girl who gradually becomes more cockhungry and desperate for the companionship of a bf with each passing year. You will also no longer be able to understand math or computer programming. Do you accept?
>>29264159
no brainer
>going to school when we have google
>this many assumptions in a single post
>>29264227
Is that you anon? How does it feel being a cute girl and not understanding math?
Anti sjws in 2011
>Privilege doesn't exist
>Everyone is equal on the same level already
>Internet slacktivism doesn't accomplish anything retards
>Censoring anyone, no matter what their opinion is, is wrong
Anti sjws in 2016
>CIS HET WHITE MALES ARE OPPRESSED
>WOMEN AND BLACKS HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN CIS WHITE MALES
>MAKE SURE TO TWEET THIS VIDEO WITH #GAMERGATE #NOTYOURSHIELDSURE AND SIGN THIS PETITION TO BAN SOCIAL JUSTICE COURSES COME ON WE HAVE TO GET THIS TRENDING
Why do beta males have to come in and ruin everything I'm interested in?
as cringey as some of the alt right fags are, we should focus on stopping the sjws first and foremost. anyone supporting the cause is good.
>>29264153
/thread
stop the cancer at the core then clean up the residue
>>29264153
It's getting hard man, I don't know who I can follow who won't spew dumb shit
There are so many threads in which robots will rate their intelligence as above-average or will brag about how high their iq is. If you are so smart then what are you doing wasting your time on 4chan? Don't give me the "I'm smart but I'm just unmotivated" bullshit. There is no difference between a stupid person and an unmotivated smart one.
That's just shitposting and you fell for it.
Orinaelagio.
>>29264090
>There is no difference between a stupid person and an unmotivated smart one.
What if I told you... that stupid people can be hard-working?
Also "above average" is a very relative thing. Just finishing high school is enough to be "above the average" of your country.
But I do have a genius level IQ. I actually am successful. I just come on here to make fun of you all
>tfw no adorable crispy gf
I wish this girl would peg my ass
i wish someone would make a huge archive of all her pictures. im purging all of my eliza folders and need a new waifu
She looks like Satan reincarnated.
Women exist
How does that make you feel?
>>29263613
Like i've been starving for 3 weeks and someone is holding a burger infront of me that I can't have
I'm American btw
>>29263613
it is what it is
Original wolfenstein 3d, not the jaguar, not the 3do, not the mac, not the SNES with its censored blood nazi references and no hitler mustache even though its still a very playable/enjoyable port Comment
>>29263635
totally this, then he waves the burger and pulls it back and says just reach for it bro XD and pulls it back again
Would you transition if it meant going from an ugly male to qt girl?
Yeah, but only to fuck chicks. Still wouldn't have any enthusiasm about the cock.
>qt gril
so.. pic unrelated then?
His nose looks different in the original picture. Hormone-induced, or plastic surgery?
Finding friends or a girlfriend seems utterly hopeless. It has been impossible for me to find people I can relate to in real life no matter what I've tried, so my only hope has been the Internet for a long time. It's like gambling: I seem to think unconsciously that since I've already wasted so much time that I should just keep going until something happens. I'm very sick of being able to think about nothing but loneliness. Though most would argue that improvement should come first, loneliness is drowning out all the things in my life that I could be focusing on to make myself happy. If anything, I want to stop being lonely so I can just focus on what really matters to me.
Wizardchan has better and more relatable content than /r9k/, but the fact that it's based around shunning women means I wouldn't be able to talk about romantic desires or ever have any chance of finding a girlfriend there, and I really don't want to use a dating site.
Where's the female equivalent of /r9k/? Where are the desperately lonely girls that I would actually be able to relate to? Ones who are savants in their respective interests and give a shit about things beyond fashion and gossip? I've checked lolcow (supposedly the female /r9k/), but there it's apparently very uncommon to be a virgin and to not have a boyfriend. Nothing but incredibly basic Tumblr whores there. Given that the site is based around gossip and drama I don't really know what I was expecting. I guess /r9k/ isn't much better given the massive influx of dull hyper-ironic hipster "Haha shitposting is so funny, check out these dank memes" nu-male faggots.
Where else can one go, really?
>>29262129
You'll have to compromise a bit mate.
>>29262129
I think alot of us feel backed into a corner at this point. 4chan in general has gone to shit and most of the other Chan's suck or can be dangerous to an extent. The fact of the matter is we don't have anywhere to go anymore. Either die a robot or try your hardest to become a normie seems like it's the only option at this point.
>>29262417
I sometimes wonder if I wouldn't feel like I can't relate to anybody if I didn't end up spending all my time on 4chan, but I doubt it. Looking back, I've never got on with people. I have no hopes of becoming normal--it's not possible for me to be happy like that, but it's not possible for me to be happy like this, either.
>most of the other Chan's suck or can be dangerous to an extent
>dangerous
How so?
I'm leaning towards Omar.
Muslims are scum, Elliot was a simply a tortured soul.
neither. them killing people won't get me a gf.
>>29262089
Omar guaranteed Trump the presidency, or at least the electoral votes in Florida.
So Omar is the greater hero.
