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Anyone else here just incredibly unlucky?
Let's see some greentexts.
>I made a thread
>No one replied
>saw someone made a thread
>no one had replied
>don't reply
>>29254463
>wash my sheets and clothes
>get in bed that night
>roach crawls fast as lightning across my fresh sheet
>wash it again, go to bed finally
>wake up get dressed
>go to cook
>grease water splashes on me
>take a shower
>run out of hot water 2 minutes in
>finally get cleaned and dressed
>faggot brother leaves a pile of dirty dishes in sink
>carefully move them to wash my stuff to cook
>he used all the soap
Name top 3 persons you would bring back to life if you had the Life Note.
>>29254458
Hitler
Stalin
Osama
There is honestly no one I cared about to bring back to life.
That might be due to the fact no one close to me is dead yet.
My both grandparents on both sides are still going and even then, I'd only pretend to miss one.
>>29254458
Hitler
Mom
Jesusnot a mexican
I found my mom's dirty panties.
What should I do, robots?
killing yourself disgusting pig
>>29254437
Take a deep sniff. That's what you're supposed to do.of course you can cum on them or wear it
>>29254457
I would like to.
Oregano commentarism.
>trips will die instantly leaving their most weird fetish video still on the computer screen
>dubs shit themselves when they are about to fuck their oneitis
rollin
originalia commentaria
i would enjoy for this to not be something that happens to me
>>29254446
OOh almost quads anon
What makes white men snap so easily?
Cuz I've got a big penis?
Unstimulated intellectuals.
Post meta ironic memeing??
ITT: post things that you constantly daydream about, but know will never happen
>tfw you will never live in a comfy studio apartment in Paris
>tfw you will never live in a house on a secluded beach, and wake up to the sunrise over the ocean
>tfw you will never go on an adventure with just you and a qt girl, and be forced to survive in the mountains
>tfw you will never have a nomal family
>tfw you will never be happy
>>tfw you will never go on an adventure with just you and a qt girl, and be forced to survive in the mountains
Literally spent 4 years fantasizing about this shit
>tfw no mutually attracted gf who likes weed, vidya, and enjoys my company
>tfw you will never live in dubai
>tfw you will never be attractive
Which one of you guys is doing this?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/university-of-toronto-campus-on-lockdown-after-reports-of-suspicious-man-with-rifle-a7079776.html
Toronto police responded to security officials at the university who first reported a man with a rifle near the Trinity College building, which is currently under construction. As a result, buildings across campus have been placed on lockdown.
Falconer Hall: 84 Queen's Park
Faculty of Law: 78 Queen's Park
Trinity College: 6 Hoskin Avenue
Faculty of Music: Edward Johnson Building, 80 Queen's Park
Munk School of Global Affairs: 1 Devonshire Place
Gerald Larkin Building: 15 Devonshire Place
Varsity Centre: 299 Bloor Street West
All Victoria University buildings
I might have head downtown today if I booked an appointment, I can't believe I missed this, I could have been martyred
>>29254339
tfw got accepted to UofT but went to York university instead.
I knew that I took the wrong decision.
>your bro leads you into a dark room
>flips the lights
>there's a hot girl tied down on an examining table
>legs spread
>tape over mouth
>she squirms and looks afraid
>tools on a table nearby
>dildos, vibrators, lube
>knives, hooks, pliers
>your bro pats you on the back and smiles
>"you got one hour, bro"
>he leaves and locks the door behind him
what do you do?
>>29254330
Feed her eggs famalamalamalam
>>29254330
I have no bros of any description so would never happen
>>29254330
Comfort her, and get her breakfast.
It's eggs.
I tell her that she has to eat all of them before she can leave
Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with being a cuckold.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>29254306
cuckolding is based, i don't see why so many people have a problem with it
>>29254306
cuckolding is literally for homosexuals
l i t e r a l fags getting off to the dominance of other males
L
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>>29254306
Question: why is watching porn not cuckolding?
>tfw no macfag bf
>tfw no McFag bf
macfag here, waiting for WWDC
>>29254337
What's that next to wifi?
>log into kikebook for some stalking
>highschool crush is in a relationship now
>she's 19 but it's her first boyfriend
>he's gonna take her virginity, if he hasn't done it already
thats some shitty news to wake up to
>>29254206
>he still believes in the virginity meme
Newsflash, moron, virginity is a human-made idea to force women and men into not having premaritial sex, but we don't live in the 18th century anymore.
>>29254206
Big mistake. You have to call it at a point where it's good and develop your own fork in your mind. You waited too long.
>>29254219
Yea we know you are a modern man
When did you realise 80% of userbase on this board is composed of underage scum?
>>29254150
I'm reminded every few months or so. Many of those who aren't underage are 18-19. It's why I stopped participating in any kind of debate on this board.
>>29254150
When summer rolled around.
Summerfags tend to ruin everything.
4chan in general has been majority underage forever.
Being 23, I am acutely aware of this.
Is being a robot genetics?
My dad was a normie frat bro and my mom has real autism.
It might be genertic because i can blend with normies but i have some borderline autism traits
No my parents had sex, I think most parents do
You can't be a robot if you've had sex dipshit.
I'm an eighteen year old virgin and I know a virgin girl who has been fingered and given a guy a blowjob. I definitely have a chance with her, however I'm not sure I want to date her as I feel we would be sexually incompatible and the thought that she has already been lewd with another man disgusts me.
I want to experience that feeling of 'first love' with a girl and there are plenty of nerdy girls who I know are kissless virgins. Am I being a prude? Should I go for this girl?
>>29254082
If you're denying sex with any girl that doesnt have STDs or kids, then you should pretty much kys
Lmao youre a cuck for even considering it, if you did date her every single time you kiss youll have some dudes cock juice rubbed all over you
>>29254109
I'm asexual, I want sex for the emotional bonding with a girl.
Why do liberals masquerade as "champions of science" while painting republicans as "science-denying barbarians," but at the same time liberals ignore the scientific facts that gay sex is the highest risk factor for every STI including HIV, and that the anus is scientifically not meant for sex and will sustain long term damage if used for that purpose repeatedly.
>>29253995
I dunno man, I think all people appropriate science to fit their political views and ideology.
I don't know. Why don't you ask the fine folks at /pol/?
Because nobody cares about the truth, they only want to defend their ideology like anon said
