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>Married woman that I've known since childhood confesses her love for me a few months back
>Do nothing about it then because moralfag
>Call her up drunkenly a couple of days ago and confess that she's been on my mind constantly
>She tells me most likely scenario is that we "might've had sex a couple of times then she would've moved on and I would've been left even more upset"
>Says I need to just get over it
Why did I ever think that was a good idea?
>>29253342
Sucks man. Don't know what to say.
I know exactly what to say: Sucks man.
I wouldn't be sad, at least you know what she thinks about the whole situation, and you don't have to overthink shit any more.
i grew up in a jewish family, and nothing /pol/ says about us is true. i'm tired of every board on this site calling a company "jewish" whenever it makes a cheap move or screws over its customers. Newsflash: all humans do this.
Shut the fuck up, you hook-nosed faggot.
Tell it to /pol/, Chaim.
Just give us the jew gold and we're even.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tEfB8Vx2Kw
>hello court i did it but there's no free will so i couldnt help it
>ok you're free to go
>>29253285
More like
>hello court i did it but there's no free will so i couldnt help it
>Yes, that's clearly the case. For the good of society, you need to be rehabilitated, and if that's not possible, then you must be permanently sequestered. It's not fundamentally your fault, but we can't have a person prone to committing these crimes on the loose.
The main course of the video starts at around 3:47, btw.
That's when one of the hosts (Nick) reads the opening of "My Twisted World" and afterwards another host (Mike) brings up the fact that Rodger seemed to attribute free will to other people (particularly women), but not to himself.
>that one kid who head a full beard when he was 12
>>29253120
that one kid who head no beard when he is 22
>>29253120
>that asian guy who has a prepubescent mustache by 21
>>29253120
>tfw sandniggerlike neckbeard
Greetings. The pieces are set and the game has begun.
In the next 24 hours I will take control of this board. Keep doing what you're doing pawns.
>>29253039
Ok edgelordpenis in bum-bum
>>29254008
Nice samefag Op
>>29253039
I've already won the game my little roach
>4 hours of sleep in the last 2 and a half days
>>29253032
this is an original picture.
dsadas
>16 hours of sleep in the last 2 days
>>29254001
>he sleeps 8hrs a day
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>Can you give me a hug, anon?
>>29253031
sure
come
>>29253104
>thanks anon, that was a good hug!
>now can you rub my feet then tuck me into bed please?
>>29253215
it was
>picks you up and tucks you in to bed
>rubs your feet for a little while
Anons, I have heard lot of you never ever received a hug in their live. That's very sad :'(
I was wondering if you could give me inputs on how you would want a girl to tackle the issue. Do you consider your first hug to be something done on a special occasion, in public or in private ? What hint to look at for knowing you are ready or uncomfortable ?
>be me 13 year old normie
>girl with mustache who likes me asks me for hug
>am nice guy hug her
>"anon that was the most awkward hug of my entire life"
I've been a robot ever since
>>29252956
I kicked out a table of bullies who took over the outcast tables at lunch in high school, and got away with it. The outcast girls gave me hugs.My brother has been in a relationship with the one who popped my hug cherry for four years. They have the sex and stuff, yet I don't have a gf.
Life is wonderful
>>29252990
Girls always told me that I gave great hugs.
>Be me
>Give autistic bear hugs
>Actually believe them
i will greentext it to be easier to get help
>be 19
>be in the same city as the stacey is
>she asks in a facebook group if anyone wants to go to her birthday
facebook group that is from our high school class
>everyone is from other city and no one can go, as intended i supose
>i say i would go
>she looks quite excited to it but the only people i know at the party is her.
btw i am a kv.
what do i do now?
she is giving free food that is why i say i would go, i am not fat btw but free meal is free meal.
You're gonna be insecure and bullied by normies
that's what you get fatass desu
Try not to dress like an autist (wearing clothes that arent from unknown shitty brands). Have a normal chat with anyone that tries to
>>29252992
Are* lmao desu
He could've had all the pussy he wanted.
>>29252888
But he's now 72 pussy in hevin
repressed homosexuality
he didn't want any pussy
it is obvious
>>29252888
He was obviously a cyborg rather than a chad.
You cannot be a mass murderer and a normalfag, they are mutually exclusive.
Is reddit starting a war with us? Are we ready for this?
>>29252852
What a stupid, trivial thing to be concerned about. Wow.
Q: how do you spot a newfag?
>>29252852
Do you think I am nuts? I know you are a scout from rebbit. Your objective is to spread the rumor to divide us, and gauge for reactions.
Fool me twice, fool me not again!
I feel terrible and sad all the time but I'm Australian so I could never talk to anyone about it without getting called a pussy or something
Family and mates will just tell you to suck it up.
I'm sure this isnt specific to aus, any robots know this feel.
stop being a sad cunt and go see a shrink
>>29252836
Not a robot, do know this feel. I keep it to myself except when i come here to post about how much i want to commit suicide.
>>29252857
I have no money to see a shrink cause uni bumholes people with textbooks and amenities and other shit
>have to fart really bad
>too many people around
>the air bubble literally swims back upstream
>not sure if fart or turd
>push anyways
That's actually really bad for you. Your body expels farts because it's getting rid of toxic bacteria living in your intestines. That's why you fart a lot when you eat shitty or improperly cooked food. You're not going to die or anything, but it could be enough to give you gastrointestinal distress.
So ask yourself now, what's more important for you, Anon... the well-being and safety of your colon? Or would you rather clench your asshole tight like you're some kinda fairy faglord lover-boy who's sitting quite homosexually on a cock, just because you're too much of a pussy to let out a little fart in front of everybody? More than likely, nobody's even going to realize it happened. Let out that fucking air, Anon. It seems like you're letting it all go to your head.
That's all.
>>29252983
>that's why you fart when you eat shitty or improperly cooked food
literally lying
eating a baked sweet potato will make you fart alot and it's pretty much the best kind of potato you can get
Fembot here, looking for some input from robots/fembots
Ok recently I met up with someone from r9k, hopefully none of you recognise the thread but
I met up with a robot that promised he had a massive dick, I got pictures of his face and "confirmation" however really didn't expect much
After I went over to his place, it was sort of a regretful feeling as he really was a stereotypical skinny anime obsessed robot.
Anyway after watching some anime with him for half an hour I was pretty much ready to leave, he stopped me and asked for handy as I was heading to the door.
I sat back down not really expecting much, however what he promised was definitely an understatement. His dick was at least 10+ inches, although in the pictures
only looked to be around 8, anyway this isn't supposed to be something just recounting my time with him.
My question to you robots is, should I stay with my boyfriend?
I've been with him for almost 2 years, however his dick is at maximum 4 inches. I always get him to wear an extender.
Have any other fembots been in a similar situation? I'm leaning towards asking/forcing him into an open relationship but I'm not sure.
>>29252825
>fembot here
Stopped reading there
Rolling for Switzerland because it seems to be a nice country.
>>29252894
Well I guess it could have been worse.
>really want gf
>fap
>women disgust me again
>>29252712
>sometimes think I want a gf
>fap
>do what I like to do
>totaly forget about wanting a gf
>>29252712
Yeah. It's strange how much our thought processes are actually not "our own" and actually just the result of hormonal or chemical occurrences. It's worrying because as humans we like to think we're above this animal tier shit.
I don't hate women like you though.
I've learned as long as I don't look at porn or touch my dick I basically can't lose. If you look up porn or start really visualizing it you're basically saying "I surrender."
It's like having a split personality and the side of me that wants to fap is some kind of desperate weasel trying to squeeze in a few seconds to look at porn.
