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>deployed with military
>talk with Brother A over phone who complains that Brother B is selfish and only talks to us when he wants to borrow me
>Nah. Fuck you. He's still our brother. I'm gonna go out of my way to cut myself out of his life to show that Brother B isn't bad and I can be worse
>1 year later
>Brother A: I would like to schedule some time to talk and catch up.
Should I? I have nothing to talk to this guy about. Literally nothing is going on in my life and he's so self centered.
I know I'm being a little bitch but it's a waste of my time
>>29257232
>borrow me
...I mean borrow money
>>29257232
Honestly, this is kind of hard to read. It's written very poorly and I'm trying to decipher what you mean.
First of all, it sounds like you stopped talking to Brother A just to make a petty and cunty point. if your plan was to prove yourself worse than Brother B, you probably succeeded.
Secondly, your family members are some of the only people you ever get to be on your side. I don't know much about your situation, but for me I only ever had two younger sisters and I always wished i had had a brother to talk to or do things with. So, honestly, there is really no reason to ever drop a relationship with a sibling like that.
Idk what he's done to you, but it sounds like you should take up his offer to re establish your relationship with him. Life is too short and at least you have a brother, anon.
>>29257495
Yeah. Sorry for the poor everything.
All and all, I dislike my brother. He's an "entertainer". Whenever Im around him or talking about him, everything has to be about him. "Me me me". Just the tone of his voice is like he's trying to sell me a fake image. The last incident that caused a physical fight was something like a family reunion where he got too drunk.
I'm holding a grudge. But even if I were to talk to him, literally nothing is going on in my life.
He probably wants a Monday afternoon after school special relationship with his family but that ain't me.
So I come from a mediterranean island with lots of tradition and superstition. Anyway I have important exams soon, and my sister told me she heard of a lady known to have the power to scare away the bad luck.
First I didn't want to go since I don't believe in this supernatural stuff. But then I thought why not since I have nothing to lose.
So I go to the place, it's an old traditional houe made of stones. I feel stupid but since I'm here I knock on the door.
I thought it was going to be an old lady, but the girl who opens is probably younger than me. She looks like a typical normie girl. I tell her why I came here, she tells me to sit down.
First she prepares some hot oil and she spills it in some water three times doing cross signs with the other hand. She looks very focused. At the end it looks like she's surprised or embarassed. I ask if something is wrong, she says don't worry and she starts the whole thing another time.
This time she looks truly concerned. I ask what's happening. She says "Nothing, I can't see shit".
Then she grabs some sheep bones and make it boil, and she tries to read in the bone. Again she looks very concerned. She says "I'm not sure...."
She grabes my hands in hers and starts to focus. Her hands become very hot, she's starting to have a sort of trance, it's honestly scary. She's shaking and sweating a lot, her eyes look weird as fuck and her hands feel like they almost burn mine.
When it's over she returns to her normal self. .
She's very agitated and she rushes to another room and brings me some grains. She says I have to plant them and give me a location far in the mountains. She says I HAVE TO walk there and plant them.
I'm beginning to feel scared and awkward so I just go. She grabs my arm and say I have to do it, that I have to believe her, and she makes me promise to do it.
I don't know what to think at all. I promised her I'd go but to be honest it seems pretty useless and it's a very long walk. What should I do?
>tfw no mediterranean witch gf to send you on missions
of course you do it you idiot
the walk and the planting are good for you anyway
>>29257326
It'd probaby take me 3 or 4 hours of walking just to get to the place...
^Do what he says.
>tell myself the diet starts monday
>already feel like giving up
>>29257196
Try to find something you enjoy eating that's also healthy. Otherwise it will feel like a choir and you'll give up easily.
>>29257196
>being fat
kek, how does that even happen?
Take amphetamines, you will feel fine eating nothing for 2 days. Also, you start you chainsmoke.
who's your waifu /r9k?/
I'll always love her
Bayonetta
K O K O
A
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A
What's with photos of girls wanting to show us "something" but sticking their tits in it anyway? Is it a subconscious thing? It's so obvious that I feel like if they knew what was going on they wouldn't waste time pretending like it was about anything other than tits
Pic semi related, there's better examples but I couldn't find any off the cuff. Shit with girls being like "CHECK OUT MY NEW EARRINGS" when 90% of the shot is cleavage
>>29257106
it is subconscious.
women know that their only value is their pussy, and so they advertise it in every way possible, but they can't deal with admitting this so they hide it in their subconscious.
>>29257106
If you were attractive, wouldn't you like to put pictures of you looking attractive (whatever it is face or body) for persons to see. Let's face it, I absolutely loathe social media culture but the temptation to do the same is high.
Everyone longs for validation.
>>29257167
I see tons of hot girls posting classy pictures of themselves, though. They look fucking beautiful and not sleazy and make me way more likely to want to fuck them. A shot of a girl in a bikini from distance is far better than an up close 90% "here's my tits" shot
Not sure if janny actually got to the last thread, or if it just 404'd on its own edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #25
>>29236031
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
New OP pasta:
>Like it or not, r9k is the autism containment board, and this is a self improvement thread for robots. Fuck /soc/ normies and their sympathisers.
>Sure leave up the 10000th whiny >tfwnogf or ""fembot"" troll thread and every other self pitying shitpost, but delete the one thread dedicated to self improvement and positivity.
>Don't reply to /le it's a soc thread/ trolls, they are false flags from normie scum trying to keep robots in their place and qt-less, and ""fembots"" scared they might lose their orbiters
Is interpals running really slow today for anybody else?
>>29257753
Yep It is for me as well
>>29257753
The script is slow as fuck, frustrating when on the hunt for new qts
r8 my sweet NEET life..
>no stuffed crust
JUST
>ranch
JUST
>>29257045
>dipping fatcakes in cream
you gonna die
Im stoned, entertain me
Nuh uhI
>>29257006
Did you know? Getting regulary stoned will increase the chance of getting psychotic, erectile dysfunctions and cancer. The more you know lol
poo xD
What music do you like to listen to /r9k/????/?/1/!?1?/11?!!1
new wave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QCwMw
>>29256976
whenever i listen to that album I piss my Mom off so much. she says its like a train coming to run her over, just a pure march to death
I love it
>>29256976
radiohead,modest mouse,brand new,interpol,muse, lots of shit
The hero /r9k/ deserves
Pay your respects
>>29256911
Why did he take so many selfies?
>>29256937
He was a robot
Didn't have anyone to take pics of him
The frown in most pics is further proof
>>29256949
He had a wife. He was a brown Chad
Fuck off normie
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
26546843
A meal fit for a king.
A meal fit for a poverty stricken fat ass
Who's hungry?!
I could really go for a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!
Life is much bettet with a dog by your side, /r9k/.
Why don't you have one yet?
Because I have a cat.
>>29256751
*better
origintal comment btw
I hate animals almost as much as I hate people.
>has 3 million YouTube subscribers
>rakes in money for sitting on his ass playing games all day and having a good time
>married
How does it feel knowing you're worse off than this fat fuck?
At least i'm not a beta provider
>most people think he is a pathetic fat loser
>on the cusp of death
>trapped in a loveless marriage in which he is being cucked nightly
Yeah, real well off
I really don't care cause I stopped comparing myself to others years ago.
why is it that people with aspies are either successful or fail at life?
also aspergers thread
>>29256588
maybe it's luck (for a positive outcome, this means the right circumstances to put talents and interests into use and get something in return occur)
I actually get autismbux, ask me anything.
>>29256588
aspies are basically savants that have had their shit fucked. if they're enough of a savant people just have to deal with their weirdness and if they're not people will hate them for being different
also has bill gates actually said he's autistic?
Why don't women like bisexuals or are turned off when the guy """looks""" gay?
>Why don't women like bisexuals
This isn't true in my experience
>or are turned off when the guy """looks""" gay?
Because "looking gay" typically equals "looking feminine", which is opposite to being attractive to most girls.
Bi guys are hot, but if it's too obvious they lean more toward gay, it becomes obnoxious. You don't wanna trust someone like that.
Some girls are into subs but I think they have brain damage or something.
>>29256665
>Bi guys are hot
why? you want him to bring a buddy over and spitroast you?
