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l want to die
asdfasdfasdf
You don't really want to otherwise you would have killed yourself already
>>29249988
not him but wanting to kill yourself is different than wanting to die
Who else here seriously considers suicide? I mean to the extent where you plan everything out including the note.
Seems like all arrows point toward suicide now. Like life is just cleaning up before heading out the door.
>Be me, crippling anxiety and socially awkward
>Move out of City
>I know no one at the place me and my family moved in
>First day at school
>Teacher asks for everyones talent one by one
>Picks me
>Anon, What your talent?
>D-drawing
>Oh, you mean landscapes?
>...
>Portraits?
>...
>Anime?
>NOD
>Everyone looks at me in a face of disgust
I had my chance to become a normie and now I blew it
mfw
>>29249904
I'll tell the rest of the day of what happened to me later
Nah, you'll find the weeb crowd. Theres oftentimes a few sucessful people in there, or at least people worth talking to. Normie friends are overrated.
>>29249904
fake it tell you make it. sometimes being yourself just wont cut it and you gotta lie. it's ok, you wont go to hell. I promise
gf for dummies pls
>>29249901
Don't be a sad, pathetic waste of space.
For $20 a day I can be your gf
>>29249901
Ask on r9k every day. Eventually someone will respond to me.
>"just be yourself" wasn't a meme
If you can't be yourself, you have problems to resolve.
>be myself
>shot by an autistic muslim
that's not the issue. being yourself is dangerous
>>29249900
>you have problems to resolve
what about this is surprising or insightful...
Do you have shitty ms paint drawings you made yourself? show me the latest one
>>29249859
sometimes i have this idea of something and then it becomes nothing but i save it anyway because i would feel bad to spend ~3 hours and have nothing to show for it
my life is a fucking joke
>>29249922
I hate wasting my time too. I have too many drawings no one likes
>>29249962
Looks good to me. I wish I could draw remotely good as this.
What causes oneitis?
I've had 3 oneitises and none of them were 10/10. 2 of them were probably 7s and the last was a flat chested 5 at most. So why did my brain choose them?
>>29249853
will to live and find an ideal partner that will ensure survival of offspring by balanced characteristics
>>29249853
because you're a dumb beta and actual cuckhold?
>oneitis
Really a normalfag problem to be honest.
How could you obsess over some random whore that's fucking everyone but you?
>>29249853
Because they were accidently nice to you at one time.
>mfw i realize 4chan is a supercomputer made to have conversations with its users
>mfw every anon is actually a bot created by the supercomputer to have realistic conversations with users who frequent the site
>mfw im the only real human on 4chan
>not being a robot
>>>/soc/
Theres more than you, but only a few.
Are you an 8/10, yet you can't seem to get any fucking girls?
>Daddy, why does mommy have to sleep in a small jail cell in the basement, while you and I have our own beds upstairs? She said this wasn't the case before The Beta Uprising,
>>29249802
Don't listen to Stacey hunny, just eat your cereal and get ready for Church.
get back in the cryo tube REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Don't worry. Now let's get back to fucking. I'll grab the lube - you seem so dry and sore.
so robots how do i make a meme?
Like this, it's easy.
Oc
>>29249801
>>29250072
i would also know how to make a meme
I think you force a meme like this.
is there a place like r9k but for women
don't say tumblr i mean like, that isn't filled with faggotry and self-pity
>>29249790
lolcow
/thread
>>29249790
oregami communism
>>29249790
>isn't filled with faggotry and self-pity
>like /r9k/
You must choose.
guys sometimes I get all pissed off because of roasties or what ever and I take out my anger on all of you in these threads. Sometimes I shit post too hard or start get too confrontational. I shouldn't be a dick. In this thread we're all friends again
>>29249667
fuck you
origunpal comanto
>>29249667
fuck off stupid hippie
holy elephants
first i was thinking cool i like your picture, then i was thinking you were a twat after your post, then i wrote all this out and now im where my head is currently so i think i should post since i have nothing interesting to say but i hope you read what i wrote and im glad you did because who else would and also this will be archived somewhere for as long as hard drives last and will probably be parsed by some kind of ai in the future because what kind of human being would read this stuff except maybe a historian by accident
I'M AN 8/10, YET l STILL CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY FUCKING GIRLS. l DON'T EVEN GET lT.
>>29249639
holy fuck what I am looking at haha kek!
>>29249639
i thought
u
were the girl
like a 3/10 neet girl
How do we know this is really you and not just some loser spamming someone else's picture?
What're some good ways to make money as a NEET? I really don't want a job, but would like to find some extra cash to help me out a little. I've considered being an Uber driver for awhile, but i'm kinda reluctant because I don't want to talk to people that much.
>>29249638
if you don't want a job, become a plasma donor.
I make $70.00 a week for two hours of my time. Only downside is the needle they stick in your arm.
>>29249728
is there any drug testing involved?
>>29249764
Yes, but don't worry not for weed. I smoke everyday, and EVERYBODY in these plasma clinics are literal niggers who use this money just to buy liquor and weed.
They test for cocaine, meth, and some barbituate metabolites, which are cleared out of your urine samples within about 5 days maximum.
Just make sure you're clean of shit like that, because if you fail the test you aren't ever allowed to come back to their clinic or any clinic owned by their company.
I use Talecris Plasma because they pay the highest.
I got $50.00 my first donation, then after that you are allowed to donate twice per seven days.
The first time in the week you get $20.00, the next time you get $50.00
what's the male equivalent of semen demon?
All I could think of is slime mime, but that isn't very good, there's got to be something right?
vaginal fluid druid
>>29249625
thanks, although it doesn't roll of the tongue as well as semon demon
Last time I checked demons weren't gender-specific
Here's a chatsnap my friend took of me. Aside from not showing my muscles, I'm an 8/10, you can't deny that, right?
Right?
>>29249561
This bait isn't spicy enough for me
>>29249561
mods better ban this underaged fuck.
>8/10
You mean 8 out of ten years old? right?
