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/r9k/, I'm so sad. There's nothing wrong with my life, in fact it's always getting better. What upsets me is the disparity between my life and the lives of so many around the world. Usually, I can... ignore it, basically, and concentrate on the good things. But this shooting in Orlando has really weighed me down since I heard about it.
I'm sad for all the victims, for the gay community, for Americans, for the shooter, and for the extremists who allegedly orchestrated the attack. I'm sad that they can't live in a safe world.
I know it's useless to worry about things I have no control over. But I can't stop this deep, painful grief I have for anyone who suffers from a lack of things I take for granted every day. Safety, shelter, food, water, freedom of speech, love, intimacy. I think everyone deserves these things, just because they're alive. I hope that someday we can share these rights universally.
Am I alone, /r9k/? Do you think we can achieve a better world someday?
>>29248863
>Am I alone, /r9k/? Do you think we can achieve a better world someday?
No.
>>29248863
Sounds narcissistic. Go to bed and follow your dream when you wake up.
>>29248920
What sounds narcissistic about it?
Do any robots smoke hookah? I've been smoking hookah for about 3 years now and I can't imagine relaxing without it. It's objectively better than smoking cigarettes for the following reasons:
>better taste
>extremely large variety of flavors
>thicker smoke
>hurts throat a lot less
>1 head lasts about 2 hours
>a hookah is a beautiful piece of art
>the process of preparing hookah is entertaining
>less expensive to smoke 1 head a day than to smoke 1 pack a day
The only advantage cigarettes have is portability. And are possibly slightly healthier, but studies I've read are inconclusive. But both will probably kill you so who cares. To those of you who have never tried hookah, but enjoy cigarettes, I would recommend it.
>not only poking holes in the foil directly beneath the coal for maximum air temperature
>not using ice for maximum smoke condensation
>using milk ever
I always get the craziest headaches after smoking hookah and smoking hookah for hours is worse than smoking 2 packs a day.
>>29248986
Used to be that way for me, but I've built up a hell of a tolerance now, I can chain smoke hookah all day. I recommend smoking with friends so youre not keeping the head alive all by yourself. Then once you have a tolerance going you will be able to smoke without feeling like shit./
How do I meet girls at my college orientation?
I don't want to spend another 4 years single and alone and a virgin. This seems like a good opportunity to meet people. Anybody have advice?
>>29248731
There will be time to talk to them. Introduce yourself, ask where they're from, maybe where they're living. Talk about where you're living and what you heard about it.
Girls are looking to meet people too so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>29248731
this is how college works:
if you have friends in high school: congrats, college will be great for you. you are perfectly able to lose your virginity.
if you were a loner in high school: you are probably autistic and will not make any friends in college. give up hope, don't stay in the dorms or attempt to talk to people
>>29248859
Am I supposed to bring my parents because I feel like that would kill the vibe. I'm not entirely clear on that.
or equivalent multi-colored sweetened corn rings cereals?
>>29248700
Shitty
All cereal with fake fruit flavors is shitty
Except Apple Jacks. They're alright.
Fucking delicious
Who cares what it tastes like desu
>>29248700
Fuck, I miss cereal...
How do I stop being bad at everything? I can't do anything right, I'm not good at anything. Everyone can do whatever they want if they try, I don't. I suck at everything I do. It hurts so much. No matter how much I try I still suck at everything.
Someone help me, please...
Worst thread ever.
Never post again.
>>29248709
Not even the worst post ever, I've seen far worse. OP even sucks at setting records for being the worst.
>>29248666
Do things you like even if you suck at them
That's it. I've had it. After I post this, I am closing this tab and never coming back. Today's the day I'm getting my life back on track.
We'll see you tomorrow.
There's no escaping the robot ride!
Good for you mate. I'm convinced that you will succeed.
This has got to be, one way or another fake.
Honestly, how do they do it? I've seen one other account do this.
Is there a way the timestamp on Facebook can be manipulated? I refuse to believe that these cunts are actually predicting future events. Its simply not possible to be this accurate (we'll see about that Hilary thing...)
Funny how he only said 2 names of people that died...
>hax
>edited message with hax
>hax and fake people reactions
>normie b8
>>29248576
*4, like they are somehow relevant or important>>29248576
>>29248589
god dammit *2 havent died yet fuck drugs
Hey guys remember me?
Well I took 40 pills and the cops took me to emergency and now the family is fully convinced I poisoned my father.
Lol they all think I killed him. I'm here alone now in my room staying away from all of them.
These monstrous people think I'm the monster.
>>29248484
Oh.
Ok then.
fushigi comment
Might wanna shave that creepstache before the trial.
>>29248484
Wait, something is missing... How do they think you killed your father? Absolutely no details anon, you literally 180'd your topic
How's this for a pick up line?
She's gonna tell you to kill yourself because you're a retarded autist
>>29248481
Don't tell her that. Just say "hey"
>>29248592
>>29248481
Yeah dont OP Just say hey. If youve seen her before just be like hey arent you that person from that thing
Why has that feels Wojak fallen out of popularity a long time ago while Pepe is constantly the de facto mascot of 4chan?
>>29248479
ese pregunta
Cartoon frog is easier to draw in various situations where as Wojacks requires you to know how to draw an anatomically correct human being.
>>29248479
Because Pepe is green
What's it like having a big cock?
>>29248427
Almost exactly the same as having a small one. Difference is confidence.
>>29248427
It only comes to mind when you're about to be having sex or when someone insults your dick size.
What's it like having a small dick?
>>29248466
So you are saying the female in the gif would have the same exact rejection to a small dick as a big dick?
Is there such a thing as objective beauty?
>>29248400
Yeah, google beautiful woman don't you notice they all kind of look the same? beauty is achieved by looking as much as possible like the ideal mate.
>>29248400
beauty doesn't exist
what you are feeling is simply the need to spread your genes with someone who is the least likely to share genetic data that is too similar to yours
>>29248476
If this is true, why aren't white people attracted to aboriginals
checkmate
>tfw your favorite porn stars has gained weight and botoxed her lips
>>29248390
Why is everyone so obsessed with August Aimes? She looks like a tranny
>>29248390
I stopped watching her once I saw her acne covered ass and for some reason they give more focus on it rather than her tits which is what I'm there for.
>>29248470
Fuck off. I didn't ask for your shit opinion.
Don't even post in this thread again
/r9k/ i nEED you
cute tinder girl just asked me what my favorite meme is
what do i answer please help i need you guys right now, i love memes but can't think of an answer that will both impress her and also show her that i dont have plebeian taste in memes
>>29248358
Any girl that talks to you about memes on tinder is a major red flag anon
Tell her about peepee poopoo Pepe
>>29248377
nah i know she's cool, i have friends who are friends with her
You had friend when you were a child. What went wrong ?
ITT : share your best bro-tier childhood memory, bonus point if you tell us about why you don't see them anymore
>>29248317
never had friends, just people I stood around with at lunch
>5
>having a bro since preschool
>earliest memory about him concern a snack theft
>during afternoon mandatory nap we snuck in the teacher office
>taking all the twinkies, hiding them outside the class
>and went back to our beds as if nothing happened
>teacher realize snacks are missing
>she got fucking crazy about it
>ensue full body search for every child
>tfw we hid everything in the sandbox outside
>going home time
>we dig everything out of the sand and put it in our backpacks
>his mom came for us
>secretly eat all the snack at his home because tonight is fucking spinach
>I even came up with a plan to get rid of the packings
more ?
>>29248343
tell us about lunch trade then
![Froot-Loops-Cereal-Bowl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4UYpM9s.jpg "Froot-Loops-Cereal-Bowl[1]")
