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Does socializing make anyone elses depression 1000% worse?
It's better for me to just live in my own solitary world because every time I interact with the outside world it's just a constant reminder how fucked I am and how I don't stack up to the average person. And I get looked at like I'm insane for not being mindlessly happy and jovial like everyone else.
>>29245179
Is that MC Ride? what the fuck
>>29245499
Yeah it is. How would you feel if you had random fags taking pics of you in public.
As a neet I was fat, lonely, and highly suicidal. I was at the point of researching methods. When I started working, I became more social, lost about 50 pounds and was generally pretty happy.
Who /Vegas/ here?
Went to Las Vegas a couple weeks ago and I think I'm obsessed.
>bars everywhere you look
>hookers and strippers everywhere you look
>hot sluts in general everywhere you look
>gambling capital of the world
>entertainment out the ass
>any kind of restaurant and buffet you can think of
Why can't I just get over it? Why does Vegas have to be so fucking awesome? My town now feels boring as all fuck because of that trip.
I've lived in Vegas for years. Vegas isn't fucking awesome. I hate it here. The grass is always greener on the other side, friendo.
>>29245159
Lived there on and off for a year, it was pretty fucking awesome. Just too hot during summer. Gonna go back next year for EDC 2017
>>29245180
I'm getting mixed opinions here... So which is it?
Is this movie the ultimate proof that looks are all that matters?
>>29245147
No...I haven't seen the movie though so who am I to say anything
>>29245193
autistic fuck does a lot of weird shit and still manages to get a 9/10 qt
HOLY FUCK HER FACE LMAO
do girls fart?
I hope so, want to place my lips around her ring and knhale when she trumps one out. a deep wet fartclapper
>>29245143
only anime
rl girls only queef and poop blood
>>29245143
No, sorry to disappoint you anon.
>original
buy a poorfag overwatch? i promise ill always play with you anon <3
([email protected])
>Buy me a normie game
No thanks Norman
>>29245055
goodbye Nootles!
>>29245128
bye
originello commento
Is it possible to unjust your life through a step by step process or is it just a meme
I've tried and failed before
I'm trying again
depends on you i guess
>>29245034
Possible? Of course.
Probable? Realistic? Now that's another question entirely.
I think it's more about developing the right attitude toward life through whatever means and ridding yourself of the addictive nihilistic pessimism central to the robot mentality. Easier said than done, needless to say.
Who /hallucinations/ here? Schizoaffective reporting in. My tactile Hallucinations have been really bad lately. If I so much as SEE a mosquito, I start feeling them all over my body for hours. It fucking sucks.
Anyone else got a similar issue?
>>29245008
Come on guys I know you're out there. Come share.
>>29245008
>If I so much as SEE a mosquito, I start feeling them all over my body for hours. It fucking sucks.
Literally everyone gets itchy after seeing bugs, sometimes for very long times, I don't see how this is special
>>29245081
It doesn't have to be a real one. Just a picture even. Of course, I would get that feeling a bit like normal before I developed schizoaffective disorder. Now that I have it, I feel them crawling all over my body constantly for hours. It doesn't go away. Not even after I stop thinking about it.
>Don't kill yourself, there's more people that care about you than you think!
Yeah? Too bad they dont care about me the way i want to be cared about. Too bad i don't care about them. Too bad the pain they feel when they cant hear jokes from me anymore is bullshit compared to the pain i get from continuing on. Too bad they are the ones making me feel this way.
TOO BAD I WAS PUT ON THIS FUCKING PLANET BY TWO PARENTS WHO WERENT READY FOR ME BUT WERE TOO FUCKING SELF CENTERED WITH THEIR MORALS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S VIEW OF THEM TO ABORT ME OR GIVE ME AWAY.
TOO BAD MY FUCKING DAD LEFT ME WITH THAT PSYCHOTIC BIPOLAR WHORE OF A MOTHER OF MINE WHO COULD BARELY AFFORD TO TAKE CARE OF US WHILE SHE CONSTANTLY CRIED AND YELLED AND BLAMED ME FOR EVERYTHING AND THREATENED TO GET RID OF ME CONSTANTLY THROUGH MY KID YEARS
TOO BAD AS A KID I DIDNT KNOW HOW DISGUSTING BEING A FAT SLOB WAS AND THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS A NICE PLACE
TOO BAD I THOUGHT I COULD EAT SOME CHEETOHS AND RIDE MY BIKE ALL DAY AND IT WOULD BE OKAY AND THAT I WOULDNT BE BULLIED AND OSTRACIZED AND MADE TO FEEL LIKE I WAS LESS OF A PERSON THAN THESE FUCKING SNAKES
TOO BAD I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION THAT EVERY PERSON WHO SHOWED INTEREST IN ME I TRIED TO GET CLOSE TO AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN I REALIZED THAT I WASNT WORTH GETTING CLOSE TOO
TOO BAD I HAVE THE FUCKING MENTAL COMPACITY OF A CHILD AND HAVE TO CUT MYSELF TO FUCKING STOP THINKING ABOUT SHIT AND THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO OFFER OTHER PEOPLE IS SOME FUNNY FUCKING JOKES
TOO BAD IM A SUBMISSIVE BETA BITCH WHO'S SO WORTHLESS HE CANT STAND UP FOR HIMSELF AND JUST LETS EVERYONE WALK ALL OVER HIM FURTHERING HIS ANGER
TOO FUCKING BAD THAT THERE ARE KIDS OUT THERE STARVING, BEING RAPED, LIVING ON THE STREETS WHO KEEP GOING ON AND I CANT EVEN TAKE A LITTLE DEPRESSION I DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE SAD
TOO BAD THAT I TRY TO BE KIND TO EVERYONE, TOO BAD THAT I FEEL ASHAMED IF I HURT SOMEONES FEELINGS TOO BAD THAT I FEEL EVERYTHING TEN TIMES HARDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE TOO BAD IM NOT FUCKING ALLOWED TO HAVE FEELINGS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
TOO BAD THERES NOT ONE FUCKING PERSON AROUND ME THAT JUST WANTS TO LET ME BE A NICE PERSON, THEY HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY RUN ME INTO THE FUCKING GROUND
TOO BAD IM NOT STOOPING TO THEIR LEVEL THEY WANT ME TO HURT PEOPLE THEY WANT ME TO SNAP
TOO BAD IM NOT A SNAKE LIKE THEY ARE
TOO BAD ILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE ELSE
>>29244816
>>29244833
Norman here
no one cares gtfo OP
>>29244860
dude fuck off it's shit like this that botonly get shittier on r9k
OP needs to let it all out
Can any of my fellow KHVs on here even imagine what being in a relationship with a girl is like?
I can't really fathom the idea, not because it's some super amazing thing but because it seems so alien and weird?
Like, you meet a girl, you do something together, and then what comes after that?
How do normies fuck girls? What the hell is this weird ass shit?
>spending half of your free time with a single person
What are you EVEN supposed to do?
How old are you now?
>tfw I'm 24 and only did sexual stuff when paying for it
I always wondered what the protocol for a relationship is. Like how does it start up? One day you both decide you're gf/bf? How come some people have a meter for whether it's "official" or not?
>>29245508
Right? I don't get this stuff man.
who /fucking losing it/ here?
I feel on the verge of complete mental collapse
What was the name of that carrot guy?
>>29244856
James Wilson
Take a nap, op.
ITT we scientifically analyse the evidence of hierarchies within men in society with actual data until we reach the quintessence of what constitutes the alpha and the omega
http://www.fashionbeans.com/category/mens-hairstyles-gallery/mens-short-hairstyles-gallery/?sort=popularity
http://www.fashionbeans.com/category/mens-hairstyles-gallery/mens-short-hairstyles-gallery/page/19/?sort=popularity
>>29244783
I'll save you the time. Here's the hierarchy
>Good-looking masculine men
>Good-looking feminine men
>Ugly masculine men
>Ugly feminine men
Good-looking: Good symmetry, prominent chin and jawline, high cheekbones, evenly spaced eyes, unobtrusive nose, smaller forehead
Ugly: Opposite of any of the above
Masculine: Hyper-confident, aggressive, stoic, decisive, proud
Feminine: Opposite of any of the above
>>29244783
I dont get why omega is so bad, in a way its truly alpha
>>29244970
Actually, Sluthate proved that optimal and ideal IPO is slightly on the wider side. Furthermore, foreheads usually are wider on masculine men.
So how much time do robots usually spend here on a daily basis? I guess for me it would be an hour. I lurk alot and dont really open threads but this one got me curious. Pic not related
Depends. I really only read for an hour at a time but visit a couple of times a day
Oh, you know, probably an hour, or two, or... well who can really keep track of the time?
Shit, it's night already?
About 8 hours daily
Hi fellow robots, need some input
Should I book the sexy black teen escort I just discovered with the last spare cash I have for 3 weeks?
She will dress up and roleplay too
Any suggestions?
Help me robros, I have no one else to talk to about this ;_;
I promise to provide a full field report if I can get some advice from my more escort experienced robots on what to do/expect
Will learning programming really save my life?
>>29244691
Yes my family Senpai desu origami
>>29244691
Just fucking learn it
Do fucking something productive for the first time in your fucking shitty life and become a better person by becoming smarter, succesful and maybe you could get a qt asian gf you will fuck every fucking day of your fucking AMAZING life
JUST DO IT
>>29244691
No.
>t. professional programmer
Fembots, I have a question for you.
You go out on a date with a guy. It's great. You invite him out the next weekend because you really enjoyed your time with him.
On the date you were on, it was really cold and he was wearing a beanie.
Next week when you go out, he doesn't wear a beanie and you find out he's bald.
What's your reaction? What are your feelings?
>>29244654
I'm a bald man and I get pussy.
>Listening to what women say
They don't know what they want until they feel it, that's why u a virgin boi
>>29244654
I like bald guys so I'd be pretty psyched about it.
>>29244671
Lad I fuck decently. Not a lot, not too frequent, but it happens.
I've been balding lately and I've shaved it all off recently.
I went out with a girl the other day, it went super well, we made out even. What frightens me is that I'll scare her off next time we meet because she's 18 and she's not used to bald guys, ya dig (I'm 23)?
Also pls gib bald man tips for women.
>>29244695
Thanks m'lady
