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>that kid who would tell a completely plausible lie and then call you an idiot for believing him and act like it was a great prank
>that kid who would repeat the clever remark you just made but louder and then take all the credit
>that kid that had a crush on a girl but was too scared to talk to her, and somehow got labeled a stalker.
that was me btw
>that kid who was like 1/8 black but hated white people and tried to be malcom x
>grandma gives me $400 as a "gift"
>says buy something nice for myself
>already have a pc
>already have internet connection
>parents provide me with food
>all basic need are covered
>what I long for cannot be bought
J-U-S-T
>>29238030
Donate all of it to me
In response I'll mail you one frozen tendie
Spend it all on scratch offs
>>29238030
>all basic need covered
Sex is a basic need u beta feg
>want to masturbate
>don't want to have masturbated
Know this feel. I am slightly OCD about cleaning up afterwards. I must wipe off the entire toilet and the handwash. Maybe I'm subconsciously trying to get into /nofap/.
>>29238007
>Mass shooting put me in a bad mood
I don't even want to right now
It's just that the bad feeling afterwards lasts longer and is more troubling than the good feeling in the moment makes up for. But it's hard to remember that in the moment.
I also find that it's become such a part of my day that when I try /nofap/ I don't know what to do with my time.
Ok so it finally happened and my parents gave me a couple months to pack my stuff and get out. I've been a NEET for the past 4 years after failing to get a degree in college. I'm 26, no degree or employment history and while I do own a car, I have no other pluses to get by.
What can I do to prevent being a hobo? They already said I have until August to find accommodations. I would like some advice on how to survive or get some job. I mean, what do I even put on my resume or how do I even work on one?
>>29237987
actually homelessness is not that bad, if it's temporary. you can still find shelters/churches to sleep in. use showers at truck stops or get a gym membership.
>>29238046
I have a 2 month headstart man, I also have a little dog I adopted last Christmas from a shelter and she needs to be provided for so I'd rather keep her. I am lucky enough that they didn't just kick me out but they also made it very clear that they won't ever take me back in, that they did what they had to as parents and now it's up to me to get through life.
I am hoping some anons who've made it through could give me some tips. I am particularly scared about the whole job hunting as a jobless, degreelesss 26 year old thing particularly. I also live in California which is tough since most cheap jobs are taken by Mexicans so I might need to move.
Ask literally everyone you know if they know anybody who needs help. Ask them to ask around. Go in to shops and ask, show your face around town. You will probably be more likely to get a job at a small place where you'll be hired personally rather than just being entered into a computer but try that as well I guess.
Had any prizes on your shelf when you were a kid, anon?
>Failed Normie the Thread
>>29237950
pokemon gen one poster
mc donalds pokeballs and mew 14 karat card
ninja turtles
transformers even the manta ray one
horse show ribbons.
>it will never be 2010 again
>you'll never be able to play little big planet with your emo friends ever again, they've all forgotten about you now
>you'll never again pretend to be bi to your friends because it sounded cool even though you only online-dated girls
>the only 'emo' kids nowadays are loud fat feminist lesbians who listen to mcr, patd and fob instead of the real emo music you listened to
>there will never again be a subculture of shy people who were depressed and dominated by robots because it was only discoverable if you were an internet geek, which were the 1% of people unlike today
>you will never again be able to say racist shit with your emo friends, and spending your time being careless because you never thought your secret club would be ruined by normies once they discovered the internet
>normies
this word has become a normalfags meme
>2010
>emo
how old are you mane
>2010
That was WAY after emo died you dumb poseur cunt
Robots, I need your opinion on this one.
I am 27 years old and I finished University three years ago, now with a Political Science degree. Due to a mix of luck, being somewhat competent and having relatives in good positions I work as a clerk in my country's foreign ministry. You probably know it as the "Last Dictatorship in Europe" or shit but I am not giving out the name.
Thing is, am I considered a wagecuck? What is a wagecuck? Does having a good wage but a strict schedule still make you a wagecuck? Are only minimum wage weebs wagecucks?
If I don't get the answer it will drive me insane.
>>29237882
wagecuck is a state of mind. if you enjoy your job and make enough money to live happily, what's the problem?
>>29237882
Byelorussians pls go
>>29237882
Wagecuck is one that is being cucked by his job
If your job doesn't make you miserable and you get good cash and/or good times for it then you are not a cuck
who /toonaxioustoevenusevoiceonline/ here?
I've reached autism levels that shouldn't even be possible. How do I stop this?
>>29237678
same
it's because I sound like a baby faggot, I don't want people to hear my voice
also who the fuck would I even talk to? talking to strangers on omegle is too scary
Shiiiit. I've been running video chats on tiny chat and talking shit to people in games for a long time. My personality makes ever person online like me. Too bad that doesn't carry over to real life, :(
>>29237789
My voice isn't even that bad, and I doubt people even mind baby voices. It's just if I talk like an autist, and that combined with other things make me insecure and eventually I just shut up. Of course you wouldn't talk to strangers on omegle, I mean talking to internet friends on teamspeak, skype discord etc. Text is so much easier, so it's not hard to make online friends.
Steroid Bread, share your experiences.
>be me
>6'3"
>builtfat
>want to get stronger and more cut
>plan on taking 1cc of test E per week for 2 months
Any advice?
>>29237672
not worth it famalam
I know steroids are probably the mildest drug out there compared to I dunno heroin or something like that but it's just not worth it
I see guys in my gym who are massive and shredded to the bone at the same time and yeah that's nice, but they're all bald before 20, have massive stretch marks and pay out the ass for roids.
And for what? A few more pounds of muscle, you're better off saving that money for plastuc surgery for your face, believe me.
>>29237770
*before 30, my bad I'm a bit tired
>>29237672
roids wear out your system. Wait to use them when you're old, it'll improve your quality of life.
if you use them in 20s or 30s, you'll just be a huge pile of roid rage with acne and bitch tits and then after 35 you'll never get an erection again and your body will look like a grocery bag full of mud
Hell, even just a regular French Gf sounds good. Also do French people go on their honeymoon in Paris if they live there?
Why would you want a bipolar, chain-smoking alcoholic?
>>29237633
>not wanting a Japanese maid gf
shit opinions senpai
>>29237633
>am french
>never actually heard of or saw anything or anyone mention those inside France
?
How do I craft a personality that will blend in with the normies? Like Dexter or American Psycho, I need advice.
>>29237625
>How to get split personality disorder
Fake it until you make it, anon. Imitate his posture, gestures, behaviour, etc.
>>29237787
Dry armpits vs wet armpits.
i want to stream my suicide what is a good site to use? i'll post link tomorrow morning pinky promise
>>29237548
>what is a good site to use
idk there's not many good streaming sites that would allow that kinda content
you could try a private invite only youtube vid
>>29237548
Make your own live streaming website, it shouldn't take too long. I'm sure there are youtube vids on how to do it.
>>29237576
i can't imagine it would be very popular and it won't be super dramatic so it would't draw much attention i don't think... i'd get it done before they clock me maybe
im Drinking in an abandoned building,ask me anything
Where you at? I wanna join you.
Did you take that photo? Can't find it on google
If so it's a really nice photo, well done
>>29237527
are you homeless? oregano moth
Can't these subhumans just appreciate living in the first world?
>>29237433
They are not. The ones that come in the first one are of the ones that flee the war and community, chosing a more confortable selfish life for themselves instead of protecting their families. What could expect from this kind of people?
What's wrong with violence? It's highly underrated. I bet you could solve a lot of your problems with violence. I bet most people here could.
>>29237558
Yeah mean, you just shoot sum people, then magical wings grow from your back and you stop being a loser. Sounds legit
Have any fembots here done anal before?
>>29237422
I want to fill up a fembot's butt with my semen RIGHT NOW
>>29237422
WTF did she fuck a bull or something?
>>29237422
That's a lot of cum.
>You will never be creampied like that by astraightcute chad.
Feels bad mang.
