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Should I commit suicide within the next 5 days or nah
nah, start lifting and life will get better
Nah. E3 starts today. Enjoy some cringe. Realize you're not Anthony Burch.
You should. Life is pointless and it was forced upon you by your immoral parents.
[I was browsing /tg/ and got inspired by their ongoing text RPGs. I don't really have a grasp on how RPG mechanics work outside of video games so this will just be a basic CHYOA, decided by robots. The voting period is five minutes.]
Your name is Anon. You're fourteen years old and an only child. You have a loving but misguided mother, as is obviously evidenced by the fact that she got pumped and dumped by some Chad who abandoned you both. She works in education, and you're able to live a modest middle class life.
For work purposes, you two have recently relocated to the beautiful Isla Vista, California. You'll be attending St. Elliot's High School, a medium sized public institution. You don't know anyone and no one knows you, but that might not be too bad. Middle school was a little "strained".
It's your first day, impressions matter. Decide on what to wear.
>dress unassumingly, a plain dark t-shirt and nice jeans
> really show your personality, rep a t-shirt from your favorite game (minecraft) and some comfy cargo shorts, because you're a comfy laid back dude
>spice it up, go put on some of mommy's makeup and a dress
>>29231838
Get your fucking life together OP, you weirdo
>>29231838
Option 3 famalango
>>29231838
3 - spice it up
>playing overwatch
>hear people on voice chat
>see reaper standing on a ledge about to jump on our mercy
>too scared of random strangers to use my mic
>too far to do anything
social anxiety FML
Tell me ur battle.net ID senpai, we can play together and cure ur autism
add me
mouse #12540
>>29232791
>>29232760
idk ;-; im really lame
>tfw no gf
Femanons pls be my gf. I'm so lonely
I'm 5'10
weigh 190
I need to see your face first.
>>29231391
>I'm 5'10
Save for for VR.
>>29231391
I can be your gf. Post contact info?
I'm drawn to her. Even though I know she's no good, and iwll just hurt me. Why am I so stupid?
Who is she?
You're a beta orbiter
>>29230975
On the bright side, she can't cuck people anymore
>>29231330
Where there's a will there's a way
She may already be too far gone
Any fellow ENTPs?
Me m8, we're literally the patricians of the MBTI world
>>29230278
what type do entps get along with the most?
>>29230278
What's up with the Myers-Briggs shit robots? That shit is stupid self-fulfilling prophecy shit. You are limiting your potential by thinking your some kind of astrological personality!
Is the PUA community the most toxic community that exists?
If you go on one of their forums you'll find a bunch of shit about ratios of the body and using very specific measures of bodyparts like of the "maxilla" to determine whether someone is good looking or not.
And then there are all these terms like "shit test" and such that nobody outside of their community even thinks twice about.
It feels like what would spawn if /r9k/ tried to make a coherent guide to getting laid.
Yeah but that ugly manlet ADHD-ridden ginger fuck actually gets laid
So he's probably legit, and I'd likely be interested in what he has to say
PUA helped me get a 10/10 stacy gf
>>29229129
Its because most of them were robots before they started this pua thing
And all this technical Stuff is for faggots, since its only about having fun
your porn name is the colour of your underwear + your last meal
Grey BBQ
Red croissant with nutella
>>29228358
black rice.
also its 36 years, faggot
State the most alpha and beta things about you.
I'm 6'1
I'm overweight
I'm a confident person
I have hair past my shoulders as a male
Alpha: had sex
Beta: once. 7 years ago.
christ it's early edition
>mfw I've been awake snce 7pm
Sleeping pattern is backwards m8s.
>tfw 24 today
>life is basically a string of failed online and long distance relationships
>Meeting no girls
>dont go out
>dont know many people at all actually
I dont know. I just want to meet a girl who will coexist with me.
Is that too much to ask?
Slept like 4 hours, shit ain't right.
ITT: Things that you learned way to late in life.
I'll start.
>Girls don't love in the same way boys do.
>>29225771
>>Girls don't love in the same way boys do.
Do they love you more than you love them, or less?
>>29225771
>girls don't love
There, the statement is fixed.
>>29225826
they do love money and social status, though
Why do you guys like Asian girls so much?
Don't you realize that society laughs at beta white numales with Asian girls?
I'm not white.
Asian women were made for latino cock.
>>29225582
Because I love asian work ethic and most of the time they idolize scientific work unlike western girls.
I'm actually going to be studying abroad so I can get a feel for the culture, and so I could get some grant money for my research
>>29225582
Those betas laugh even more when they have stable marriages and kids while fat feminist white whores end up becoming cat ladies living alone for their entire lives.
>be Femanon
>just want to have good sex once
>most guys are terrible in bed because they imitate what men do in pornos
>they think they need to jack hammer a woman with their 12" cocks to make a woman cum
>if a woman doesn't piss all over herself and scream like she's being murdered they think she's not enjoying it
Why did God have to make me female. I'll never get pleasure from sex.
Just end yourself roastie cunt
Thanks for blogposting about your gender. Enjoy your 300 replies.
NO ONE REPLY ANYMORE
Post your typical encoutner with women:
>walking somewhere
>glance up at woman
>I've long known that I'm perma-virgin sperg with no sex appeal or charm of any kind
>I know that talking to her is futile
>making eye contact with her would probably bring her mood down or make her uncomfortable by some degree
>so I intentionally don't look at her
>feel seething hatred radiating off of her anyways
>continue by her
>end
In a conversation at first they'll either stiffen up and be patronizingly nice like I'm retarded, or I'll see a little flash of pure revulsion on their face and they'll try to cut the conversation as short as possible to get me away from them. You can see the little mental red flag that pops up in their subconscious that screams "STAY AWAY, DO NOT SPREAD THIS MAN'S GENES".
>>29223546
>go to class
>pay attention to lecture
>go home
repeat, never had any encounter with a women besides for school
>>29223546
>cashier is a gril
>probably ugly roastie whore, try to ignore her because that's standard operating procedure for interacting with other people
>accidentally make eye contact
>oh fug 2cute4me
>notice my face immediately contorts into a deer in the headlights expression
>look down, finish paying, and basically run out
What do you think of this?
Why does this try to make women seem so unfortunate when it shows men are so much more unfortunate?
the woman is ingrained in our brains as a commodity so we are indignant, and our brain 'believes' the men are more responsible for themselves.
But the woman is a delicate precious princess who needs protecting. We need to help them live their natural independent lives
This picture is feminism in a nutshell. I might get a t-shirt of this and wear it ironically because I think this is the funniest shit ever.
