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Now that based cho's high score has been beaten by a Muslim, we need to take back our robot place on the leaderboard.
The question is, how do you beat 50 confirmed kills? The man was clearly trained. In order to beat him, a gun cannot be used. A bomb is the only way to kill more.
Where should it happen? Maybe a normie concert? A Justin Bieber concert? Lots of people would be easy to group together there.
>>29234359
>Get bombs and guns
>Go to mosque
Simple
>>29234359
hello fbi
look at my waifu (not the blind slut in the background)
>>29235667
those people want to die in a fiery explosion senpai, we need to hit people that will miss life and be missed, especially In the media
>tfw your Chad brother is graduating high school
>tfw I'm still a 21 year old virgin neet sleeping on the couch
>tfw they treat him like a prince
>tfw they look at you as scum and a burden to the family
It sucks.
bump
oregano mama
>>29234294
You're a fucking useless burden how the fuck you expect they to see you as?
>>29234294
Then do something about it.
Original comment.
chad bingo time, lets see how much of a chad you are
>>29234246
I expected a few more
>>29234246
Trust me manlets, height doesn't get you very far if you're an autist.
>>29234246
>Girls come up to talk to you in bar/club
I have been given drinks even kek
>6'2 or above
Also what are 10+ girls? 10/10 girls do not even exist. Its fairy tales, mate.
whats your morning routine, familia?
>wake up around 9
>make eggs, bacon, toast, and coffee
>add hot sauce
>eat and watch the news
>finish the rest of the coffee along with a cigarette
>fuck around on the internet
>brush teeth, wash face, put on sunscreen
>exit my home
>>29234198
I don't really have one, I usually wake up at noon.
>>29234198
>Wake up
>Eat oatmeal
>Exit home
where did u go?
also why did u smoke a cigarrette? if i was having a good morning i wouldn't want to soil my mouth like that
Do uncut dicks really feel better for her during sex?
it's natural how is this even a question
no anon cutting off part of your dick is better you know?
>>29234128
dont worry about pleasuring her
just pin her down and pump away
she's going to leave you eventually anyway
>>29234128
>Do cars with windshields really stop wind coming in?
>do planes with wings really fly better then wingless planes?
>do cannons really work better with cannonballs?
evolution literally made foreskin to feel better, of course cutting it off makes it worse.
should I get a snek or a hairless cat?
which is a more robot pet
The snek
>+cold and unfeeling
>+scales are pretty
>+I can train it to feed it live mice
>-requires an expensive setup
>-will hurt if it bites me
The cat
>+discriminated against by normies for looking different
>+is greasy like a robot
>+can be cuddled
>+will fuck up mice
>-might run into the road if it gets out
>-is expensive in my country
Cats are better for company but sphinxes are really high matinence. So are snakes I guess, but you have to bathe the cat and put jumpers on it and stuff and no cat really digs that sort of thing.
Get a cat, they're easier to take care of.
>>29233916
What about a ugly goldfish all by itself in a bowl?
would you?
original comentttt desuuuu
>>29233804
I don't race mix so the answer is no.
>>29233804
Nope
I like thick light skinned women
The 1% jew illuminati wants you to racemix because a lower IQ, raceless mass of people with no history or culture will be easier to control in their NWO
Can black people actually be attractive?
Black men yes, women no.
>>29233394
Go back to /pol/.
You have to go back.
>>29233402
Some west african countries have very beautiful women. That's where all the black models come from.
>Actually blaming the shooter in this situation.
Nothing of value was lost.
>>29233224
Post the video here tbqh
shooter pleads self defense
>>29233224
Thats pretty impressive. O
THE BETA UPRISING HAS STARTED!
GRAB YOUR GUN!
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/orlando-nightclub-massacre/florida-nightclub-massacre-deadliest-mass-shooting-u-s-history-n590476
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-florida-shooting-nightclub-idUSKCN0YY08B
ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STARTED
>>29233169
>beta uprising
He was a married muzzie normie from Afghanistan, you twat.
>>29233215
Exactly a robot. He was also in the NYPD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cThjEEFT0w
>50 people dead,53 people injured
He beat Cho's high score for now,or maybe even higher.
This can be the third highest causality of US mass shooting/bombing/terrorism
1.9/11
2.Oklahoma City bombing
Is it the beginning of Beta uprising?
>>29233075
Fuck off with your beta uprising.
>be american
>get shot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29233075
It was the Religion of Peace, not the Beta Uprising.
Femanons, do you like your vagina? Which type are you?
>>29232960
18 looks really uncomfortable for the lady
Vaginas are extremely ugly and not attractive
Fucking roasties man.
I would never marry a roast beef women
I want a cute, loyal girlfriend.... That's all.
Buy a wife from a third world country man. Prices are reasonable, expect dead fish in the bedroom and you can make them do all the house work. It's the best of all worlds
I want a cute, loyal, non-brown gf that will spank and choke me.
She should also be ok with just hanging out at home playing vidya and watching movies. Outside is for normie scum
>>29234382
similar
minus spank & choke
plus motherly, gfd
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
IT'S THE START OF A NEW DAY AND I'M ALREADY DOING MY BEST AT WORK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY TO IMPROVE?
imma play vidya all day thbh
I'm trying to limit my wanking sessions to two a day.
Working from home is pretty tough to stay concentrated. Also does anyone have any tips on how to stop wanking.
>>29232797
Occupy yourself. If I'm going to school or work, I can go a good few days without wanking without realising. When I'm NEET, it's always on my mind - got nothing better to do, right?
What frightens you?
Apparently, the anguished man does.
>>29232671
the concept of a dystopian future where all living people are made completely immortal against their will, but still inside of these pathetic bodies but now incapable of reproduction, and we will be the last people to exist until the heat death of the universe
i sit up at night thinking about this sometimes
FEAR, is nothing but DELUSION .....
A cross to bear but without substance, meaning, TOTALLY ephermal
I KNOW THIS because I have seen the TRUE FACE of BIG PAPA FEAR more than TEN DOZEN TIMES in my life .....
WHAT DO I FEAR??....
that is not for you to decide .....
