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>You will never be a shota again.
>You will never creampie your older sister (male) boipucci.
Why live?
i think about this constantly
i was an incredibly sex-driven kid, i know for a fact i would have been open to letting older men fuck me
i want to be small again :(
>tfw no 2d shota-chan to hang out with and play video games withseduce
>year of our lord 1996+10
>not getting yourself a qt asian gf
It's literally so fucking easy. All you have to do is not be a manlet, at least 5/10 and white. You are retarded for not claiming your qt asian as right now. Pic very related. 5-6/10 white guy with a 9/10 asian girl.
>1996+10
>implying it's 2006
Asian girls weren't as popular in 2006
>>29230687
The world doesn't need more Elliot Rodgers.
I just got my first blowjob from a hooker and came in her mouth. D-does this mean I lost my virginity?
Nope. But you're now too much of a normalfag to lurk here.
>>29230605
>paying for sex
You're actually more pathetic than a virgin now.
>>29230630
>>29230657
B-but when a girl sucks cock, you consider her a non-virgin thereafter. Why the double standard?
Hoi anon! Hope you had a nice lie in on this bland sunday~ I started playing xwing this weekend, its super fun!
man, can you stop making these threads? I'm so intimacy starved and hopeless, and seeing these kind of threads (homo or not) fucking kills me
>tfw will never have anyone interested in you and your day-to-day well being
>>29231089
Wow anon I honestly forgot to check on the thread till now~
You guys are pretty much the only people I'm interested in talking to because we're all similar in a way. If you wanna add eachother on something and talk you wont have to be starved anymore
>>29231121
>implying that's you
aaaaaa, don't lie to me you hell bastard
Hey, robots
I've been going out with this girl for a while now, and openly expressed my desire to fuck other girls outside of the relationship. So far, besides her, I've fucked 3 girls, one of which I still do so on a regular basis. Now, she wants to do the same with this guy that's been chatting with her on FB for a while.
The question is, am I a cuck for letting her fuck this guy, or am I a hypocrite for prohibiting it from happening? Should I even care if existence is just a momentary burst of subjectivity followed and preceded by merciless and unyielding darkness? Thanks for the responses.
>getting cucked
>"it's okay guys! I'm not a cuck!"
A key that opens many locks is a good key, etc etc
>>29230684
Fuck you nigger, relationships are a two way street
>>29230821
Why are you both driving in the opposite direction? Sounds like you're bad at relationships
who here /avoidantpersonalitydisorder/?
Right here
loneliness is hell
>>29230647
it does
like a circle is spinning around you. messing around on the internet is fun as i do it unintentionally to cope with my emptiness. but in the end i still know what i need to do
Everyone here most likely
Hi fellow robots
Have the opportunity to potentially book a Thai milf escort to sample intercourse
Was thinking of roleplaying as associate of Elliot to blackmail his mom (the escort) into fucking to save him getting kicked out of school
Thoughts and ideas?
That poor escort has no idea what's in store for her.
>>29230529
Can you expand on that?
Was thinking Mr. Rodger was out of town on business and I would be cucking his wife to triumphantly represent all robotkind!
>never wanted kids
>only had one to satisfy everyone else
>mom disowned sister for saying she wont have kids
>life has beeb miserable ever since he was born
>just being around him makes me tired and emotionally drained
>want to die but cant bring myself to do it. Too scared I guess
What makes you miserable anon?
>>29230494
tell us more about your son
>>29230548
He's 6 months old. Needy. Cries a lot
>>29230573
well what do you expect from a 6 month old
he could grow up to be the light of your life
don't die and leave him alone
> Sick of being KHHV at 21
> Look at the internet for hoes
> Find a bar/brothel mix and decide to go there
> Supressing panic attack and depression
> Cute girl approaches me and wants to take me to her room
> Mildly confused that girl touches me
> Pay the 100 bucks and get the FUCC
> After literally a couple seconds I came
> "I heard it's quick for everyone's first time, well..."
> Leave as fast as I can
> Visited same girl 3 more times already
> Mfw I spent my entire saved up hikki money on a couple minutes sex
> Mfw bar staff calls me "30 Seconds To Mars"
It's an abstract feel. Share stories.
>>29230452
Not a robot, or a neet. But I did pay for sex which was a very awkward experience. Fucking her wasn't the problem, I didn't cum for 30 minutes. But what turned me off and made it hard to sustain an erection was how she acted. Forced all the noises and emotion to it so I rejected the whole situation. Wouldn't advise it unless it's a good hooker.
>>29230452
>bar staff calls me "30 Seconds To Mars"
Holy fucking shit anon I'm sorry but that's hilarious
>>29230452
>"30 Seconds To Mars"
kek
Did you try jerking off before going to her? Or better yet, stop giving whores your savings. It doesn't sound even remotely worth it.
Did a robot do this?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/80983374/reports-of-nightclub-shooting-in-united-states
Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10464436
>>29230354
kek shooted a gay club and killed the people that prevent Chad to cuck you. It was a polfag obviously.
>gay club
Probably a Muslim terrorist, tiny chance it was a Christian terrorist.
>>29230445
>implying gays fuck girls
>tfw gay
It's a good feeling. Why do you hate us when we don't mess with betas?
>>29230351
>Why do you hate us when we don't mess with betas?
What faggot?
iktf
>will never have to deal with female bullshit ever
>losing your virginity is as simple as asking a fagboy from /lgbt/ or /cuteboys/
>immune to being cucked
>can behave like a spastic faggot and everybody's too afraid to say shit because of SJW's
>feminists are afraid of me
>>29230351
But I don't hate gays.
>"I'm shy, and I'm so lonely."
>look at their profile
>in pictures with groups of friends, maybe even on a vacation
>in bars, clubs, and parties
>has had multiple boyfriends, and probably has one currently
>picks and chooses who they talk to due to all the beta orbiters they have to juggle
>talk to them and they are upbeat and chatty
So do women not know what being lonely or shy is? Is not talking to someone for 5 minutes considered loneliness to them? I know I've met a few robots that haven't spoken to anyone in months.
I feel like every girl I've spoken with that was "lonely or shy" wasn't.
>>29230273
Talking to someone for five minutes about the weather doesn't alleviate the lonliness in the dark recesses of the soul.
And by talking to them I assume you mean over the internet, where it's like impossible and pointless to be shy.
Lol, anyone here who actually believes that all women cannot compete with the male robots "pain" and "suffering" (lol) are delusional retards. This board is the almost as bad as /b/. Filled with underage white, insecure kiddies who don't know how to treat and speak to women so they hate them. Reply all you want but I KNOW for a FACT that you're all bitter virgins who don't know the first thing about life & love.
>>29230453
Most reddit post I've read this week, fampire.
Cuck-a-doodle-do, wagecuck. Better get started on those outside chores--the temperature is rising quickly.
>>29230230
I live in an apartment
>>29230230
see >>29230249
no yard, and so no yardwork
Jokes on you, I work nights and my shift is almost over.
does the /r9k/ believe in destiny?
It's a shit game and I hate it. Fuck you
>>29230210
Yes i do believe in destiny. If i was supposed to have gf, i wouldnt be here.
>>29230210
Yep. Free will doesn't exist.
http://www.bbc.com/news/36510272
Deathcount at 20 and rising.
Stay off our board you tumblrina faggots.
>>29230203
B T F O
F A G S
>>29230203
That'll teach them for not exercising their right to bare arms
Oh wait, nevermind. Faggots are known for mental instability so they'd never be able to get a gun.
>>29231401
It happened in bongland. Fool.
There's so much hate in the world right now it depresses me. How many mass shootings and terrorist attacks have there been in the past two years? You'd think people would be more united like they where after 9/11 but society has never been more devided. In a 100 years time people will look at this decade as the fall of western domination
