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Recently got into nerd culture after playing Arkham City. What's a good way into transitioning into a comBputer geek like you guys? Trying to impress this girl in my home economics class.
>pic related
dude you totally have to get a sick ass gaming computer like an alienware or something
>>29228380
im using a dell
>>29228410
Well, Dell owns Alienware so I guess that's close enough.
how many bfs actually love their gf ?
are there any somewhat reliable estimations out there ?
my guess would be around 10-15%
please tell me if im being naive just for asking this question
>>29228306
pics of younger elliot with his sister make me really sad for some reason
I feel that stupid men cannot love very well. But intelligent men feel love so deeply and comprehensively that it can be painful for them. I say this as a slutwhore who has had several long-term boyfriends. I've been with my current boyfriend for 5 years and he obviously loves me so intensely it makes me feel constant dread about never being able to become the kind of woman he deserves. Yes yes I don't belong here but just wanted to contribute.
>>29228388
Ask and ye shall receive
This comment is now original for the sake of Elliot
Post in this thread if you are completely beyond any kind of redemption. If you know you are completely and irredeemably an outsider to society and will die an outsider, or if you have no desire to ever be a normal, functional member of society. Tell us your story.
>>29228288
I just want to enjoy my work, read books, play vidya, have enough money to support myself and to not be bothered by people who are angry I do not play their social game, or live up to their standards
>>29228288
But anon, when you're beyond any kind of redemption and a complete outsider, you have no story. You've always been alone and never done anything of interest of value.
>>29228861
That's pretty reasonable, who's angry though?
Plague doctor greentext fuckers
Go
Doctor plague report to the pit
>>29228236
>Be me
>Normie on holiday in Venice
>Browse one of the millions of mask shops there
>Buy cool looking plague doctor mask
>Wear it 'ironically'
>Two days later
>Still fucking around in Venice
>Wearing my mask
>Rest of my outfit 10/10 tourist fml
>Walking through alley
>Group of three pickpocketers target me, rich tourist
>Try scaring them away by telling them i'll infect them with aids n shit
>Pickpockets laughing
>Hit me to the ground
>Steal my mask
>Nothing else of worth on me
>Not my face when
>be me, best doctor in town
>a man walking into my clinic, young woman beside him
>tells me its's his dotter
>apparently she fucked a nigger and he wants me to make her stop doing it
>don't worry I'm a doctor
>tell him to kill the nig nog
>he does
>tell him to steal The mans teeth
>he does
>tell him to put The teeth in a box and Then burn it
>he does
>now his dotter is cured
>damnimgood.Gif
>apparently she fucks another monkey
>well just burn the bitch
>I am a Doctor
>Male nipple play edition
I just want a cutie to tease my nipples
>>29228222
Post your nipples so we can perv on them.
I feel like this can't be pleasant. I have sensitive nipples but that just means that it hurts to wear certain shirts, I can't imagine getting pleasure like that.
>tfw not cute so no one will ever tease me and use me as their play thing
>Be me
>Order sushi/ramen/fried rice from the same asian place every sunday with online order so I don't have to talk to anyone
>When delivery guy comes I just hand him the money and take the order without saying a word
>Today this asian place closed their online ordering service so I have to call them to order
>FUCK.jpg
>Walk around in my house thinking about how am I going to do this for half an hour
>It really scares me
>Gain the courage to call them
>Dial while shaking hard as fuck
>"H-Hello... I-I'd like to order some maki sushi.."
>"I'm sorry sir, we're still closed and we'll only open in 1 hour."
>"O-Okay... Bye..."
>Now I can't order at all because I'll have to talk to the same guy if I order in two hours and that will be even worse
>Fuck.
>mfw
>>29228116
Give me your order/address and I will call them for you.
>>29228142
You're good guy
>>29228142
I don't live in an English speaking country... :(
Is it true that when a virgin woman has sex for the first time she is mentally imprinted with the guy that took her virginity and will always long for him
Can someone help me out with this?
>>29228103
Whenever you lose your virginity you have a connection with that person. I lost mine in the spur of the moment one night while drunk.
I dont regret it and I have the girl on fb and shes an awesome girl. We dont talk much but when we do its always friendly and I met up with her since a few times as friends.
Girls do get more attached though, my friend took a chicks virginity and shes obsessed with him.
>>29228220
Damn.. A girl at work that I was having feelings keeps talking about the guy that took it from her almost a year and they have never gone out. But she talks about him like they're married.
Is it weird going to the movies alone? I mean no one is going to the movie to spot out losers who seat by themselves, but it still feels wrong to go alone.
Its like you dont know about the no-singles policy
Sit DIRECTLY next to a loving couple so it seems like you're all friends and you get to make the couple very uncomfortable. It's okay if they move: just know they felt really awkward and conflicted about moving seats and that feeling will stick with them.
>>29228069
Is that a real thing where you live?
>>29228084
Thats just diabolical. Not try to ruin others experience
I will work to become rich, fit, and confident.
Just so I can reject every woman that works up the courage to approach me.
Seeing them broken, in disbelief, is the only thing that satisfies me.
It's not that great once you experience it. It's just another broken individual with crushed hopes. You will see yourself in them and realise you just added to the mess that weighs us all down since birth.
This reminds me of trump
>>29227892
moralfag gtfo
this is also a dream of mine, op
Most legendary thread on r9k right now, and possibly of all time at least on this board. Holy shit, keks were had.
I wonder if all tripfags are this inately fucked in the head
Legendary? Fuck no. Not even close. Kill yourself.
I love hack_blastard and the antics he brings here desu
am I a orbiter?
>>29227804
>he says as he posts in brap threads/normalfaggot infested "self help"faggotry threads/trap threads/advice faggotry
The based dad poster is definitely upping the quality of this board
Are latinas really that crazy? Post some pictures and share your stories.
This right here is Nicole
She's Dominican
She was the only girl that ever actually cared about me
>>29227835
She looks pretty, moar pics?
>>29227835
I think you posted about her in another thread too, anon. Why can't you talk to her now?
She's also pretty cute.
>tfw he never got back to the past
>>29227666
he doesn't want to later in the comics
>>29227706
Fuck the comics, faggot. We're talking about the cartoon.
>>29227706
>comics
not canon
>on way to a shitty little art workshop
>compliment a woman on her outfit
>she thanks me
>turns out we're going to the same place
>she starts some conversation with her friends
>voice is an octive lower
>he's a fucking man
>>29227649
nice frog. it's okay if you're into trans women.
>>29227649
You struck gold. I envy you..
>>29227649
damn dud, that is fucking HOT
has anyone here noticed that r9k is becoming increasingly cucked and full of normoids and """fembots"""? it seems like it's no longer just about frogs and feels, not its
>gib ATTeNtINO PlOX xDDDD
>rATE fAse PLS IM UGLY D:
>aM l00k for BOI FReND :DDD
>>29227614
norman here. i am currently getting dick sucked haha
>>29227633
get the fuck out you normie scum
OP has a point and it was just proved.
that's nice buddy maybe some of us have grown up and the frog memes are stale. if it makes you feel better my girlfriend dislikes that i come here.
Ok which one of you did this? Just showed up on my phone.
No one, /r9k/ is LGBT friendly, ask /pol/
>>29227763
>tripfaggot attention whore who thinks his opinion is worth anything
>>29227601
I told the roach to shoot up the club and he actually did it! the absolute madman.
