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I haven't posted in any of the following threads for 9 days now
>Femanon threads
>Race bait threads
>Cuck bait threads
>Normie meme threads
>Normie bait threads
>Copypasta threads
>Roll threads
I have soley contributed to and bumped
>OC greentext threads
>Threads that are original in context
>Music threads
>/comfy/ threads
>Mental health threads
>Life problem threads
How have you contributed to the health of your favourite board robots? I hope I can continue to hold my bumps to such a high standard, it feels good giving (you)'s to the people who deserve them.
All my posts are pure shit. Just mindless garbage that nobody cares about. Nobody ever responds to me, but I keep posting all day long because I don't have anyone else to talk with about all the stupid shit I think about.
>>29225697
Good job OP way to keep it up
I myself have refrained from giving (you)'s to any post I see as bait and will give a general warning in the thread not to reply to bait.
It's great watching them squirm without the attention they desire.
>>29225697
I don't reply to any of those threads you have not for 9 days and never have. Why do people bump those?
Can the internet make you a smart intelligent human being?
Personally, I dont think so just because there still has to be a drive to want to learn/be curious. Just simply having the wealth of information at your fingertips is not going to predispose someone to genius.
>>29225689
Clearly not, look at this fucking board
>>29225743
You're right. There has to be drive.
It doesn't matter where you learn, the internet, or books (I prefer books, less clutter and I know what I'm getting desu) you'll never learn and become smart if you're not looking to.
I'm sure we've all been in a high school classroom at some point. There are kids who want to learn, who do well, and those that dont, who also don't do so well.
It doesn't mean they are any less smart at a base level, they just don't want to learn what the class teaches. They may just have a passion for cars or something that doesn't require high English or math skills.
It's all about the drive. If you want to become smart, and you push yourself, chances are, you'll get there.
>>29225689
>tfw no diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, kawal honoring, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29225676
>qtp2t
How do you pronounce this
>>29225701
cutie pee too tee
>>29225729
It's 'cutie pee TWO tee' you fucking inbred retard
>tfw turn 23 in 2 weeks
>still get acne
>nobody I know still gets it
>I used to tell myself that eventually it would go away
It never fucking ends
Have you tried washing your face? It might work
>>29225737
Have you tried not being a faggot? It probably wouldn't work.
>>29225755
I am taking this as a no. Washing your face will work 95%+ of the time. I guess you want a clear face but won't even try simple hygiene tasks
I just saw a girl shitting
>It's 2 am
>decide to go to the bathroom
>bathroom light is off
>open door
>turn on the light
>really attractive girl is in there shitting
>she's turns and looks at me with a smug look on her face
>we make eye contact
A fucking SMUG look on her face, a smile.
she was happy that i saw her or something...
I think it's my brothers gf or my sisters friend
What the fuck? What type of person shits with the light off? Why?
She looked like pic related, but with thinner lips and blonde hair, really, really hot.
i'm scared that maybe i hallucinated that. I hadn't seen a real girl in a whole year. I forgot they could be so good looking...
i said
>ophffff sorry
>turned the light off and closed the door
>went in my room
don't even need to piss anymore.
I'm still shaking.
>>29225628
>Not going up to her and fucking her while she shits on the toilet.
Are you some kind of fag?
>>29225721
Yes anon, it seems like i am unfortunately. I can't tell you how frightened i was, there's a reason i'm up this late, so i don't have to interact with other people. I probably looked like shit, this is up there with the worst things that have happened to me this year.
>>29225628
Here I am, wishing i had found poop in the ladies room toilets, and this asshole actually gets to walk in on a hot girl shitting.
Fuck you, senpai. Did it at least smell good? Hot girl poops always smell good.
Okay class, say your name and something interesting about yourself!
You at the back, you go first!
>>29225609
Hi my name is Anon and I am currently crying
>>29225609
My names anon, I've seen an attractive girl taking a shit.
I actually had this happen to me in one of my first lectures at university.
The question was
>Tell everyone a few things about yourself thats happen in the last year!
I said I was married, had just got back from being overseas in europe and that I quit my job to start university.
I ended up buying a wedding band ring the next day in order to keep the lie going and wore it at university every single fucking day for years.
God why am I so autistic, have to make shit up all the time in order to appear like I am not autistic.
You're getting very sleepy roach.. close your eyes and listen.. do you hear THEM call? crawl to THEIR voice.. submit your mind become one with US.
Ah, right on time, just like I planned. Good work, roach.
>>29225565
Thank you... roach.
>>29225565
One step above you my unloyal minion.
I feel like my mind has been hijacked. My thoughts aren't my own anymore. I'm not sure when but this woman has entered my head, she tells me what to do and if I don't do what she says then she'll fill my head with bad thoughts. I feel helpless, she'll scream at me for being so stupid and worthless.
Please help, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>inb4 seek help
Cause that idea makes her extremely angry, she says nobody will believe me and they'll hate me for being an attention whore.
>inb4 just ignore it
I can't, she'll never leave me alone. The thoughts she places in my head are terrible, ignoring her will only encourage her more.
Why not bargain with it to further both your goals?
>>29225500
Nice dubs, but she doesn't even consider my interests. I'm just here for her own amusement
You are psychotic and need to go to the hospital.
Call 911 and tell them, "I feel very sick and I can't think clearly. Please send an ambulance".
That's all you need to tell them.
>new cute girl at work
>walk by her and make small talk
>she's flirty
>asks me some question about my personal life
>tease her that I don't know her well enough to answer that
>"whaaaat?" she groans
>smirk
>start to walk away
>"if you tell me I'll give you a hug!"
>turn around
>mfw
>"don't give me that look! it normally works..."
Granted, I did want to feel her titties against my chest, but I think my response was fine. What would Chad have done?
You did good.
Source: I am Chad
>>29225372
you dun good son.
Well done. You've planted the seed in her mind that she's not enough for you and this will drive her crazy. If talk ever comes to what type of girls you like, make sure you make it out to her not being your type / describe qualities that are better than what she's got.
A couple of days ago I let a girl believe I got a killer massage from someone and when she asked me about I just said "that's not the point" and "it doesn't matter". Woke up this morning to a message from her asking who it was, for the third time :D
Hook, line and sinker...
Is anyone else here right now in the same boat as I am ?
>>29225349
bindar dundat, got the diagnosis.
>>29225349
who the fuck would want to be on the same boat as you?
>>29225367
nobody , I hope
>INFP Women can get into relationships and enjoy their life relatively easily
>INFP Men will never have girlfriends at all unless they fake their personality
How do women feel about INFJ's?
>>29225327
>Normal social conduct has been established as politeness and respect for each other, which is how women have to behave to attract males.
>Men have to break these social rules and behave like criminals and anti-social sociopaths to attract females.
>infp men
no such thing, femanon
Let's admit to normie/reddit tier shit that we like. I'm sure we all have something.
For me it's:
- Facebook/black memes (pic related)
- Rick and Morty
- Some John Oliver segments
- Vines
My brother and I have a Dropbox that we use to share funny pictures with each other. I admit that I've laughed at a fee of his Facebook memes.
>>29225324
I have a guilty pleasure for Early 00s emo and punk I developed from Burnout 3 and THPS games
Speaking about THPS, I can call out every skateboard trick on impulse but I can't even kickflip
I love DragonBall
That's about it
I smoked weed once, I didn't think it was all that amazing though. That's about it. You're quite the faggot, OP.
This concept you all refer to as "free will" is merely a figment of your imaginations. Everything that you do, you do because I allow it. You're all nothing more than slaves ignorant to the marionette strings guiding your every move. I am the one that decides if you live or die, and there is nothing more entertaining that watching a roach get crushed.
There is no winning roaches, your fate was sealed the moment I brought you into this world. Nobody can help you, not the police, not the FBI, not Bob Dole, not even God himself... because... I'm God.
>>29225301
I know it sucks but can I die to be honest family?
>>29225481
we're not ready to die, master know when. master know best.
>>29225301
What if I decide to go kill myself right now? Or randomly go out for a drive in my car? I have free will to do whatever I please.
>tfw falling in love with internet qt
I have gone insane
>>29225217
its ok senpai, I'm in the same boat.
>>29225217
i was in the same boat. it was the best 6 months of my life. but everything good comes to an end, and it's up to you to decide whether you want to deal with the inevitable painstaking hurt or to never experience true happiness for once.
love doesn't exist, it's just a chemical reaction in your reptile brain to ensure that your genes get passed on. stop building it up to be something amazing or you'll end up disappointed
Any other fembots love showing off what average guys just can't have?
>go out to a public place
>know I have an 8/10 body and a ~7/10 face
>wear high heels, dress nicely and put on a "natural" amount of make up
>lean over counters to show off my big ass while wearing tights
>adjust bra in public and shake my boobs a bit
>smile at + make eye contact with ugly ass strangers and make them feel like they have a shot
>if anyone asks me out I tell them about my boyfriend
There is no greater feeling. Has any other girl done this to you before?
Yeah, except I'm a 3/10 female and I'm overweight. Guys in my league probably never so much as held hands haha
>>29225215
>attractive
>boyfriend
>able to go out in public
"Fembot" ahah
I didn't know catcalling was real until I finally made a friend that wasn't also a fat autistic weeaboo
leave
>>29225277
Doesn't really matter how ugly or fat one is. You really can show off no matter what. There will always be some aspie that wants a piece.
