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>met qt grill
>shes a solid 8/10
>10/10 for me because of her hair personality and so on
>would wife instantly
>talk a lot
>know eachother for a month
>she gets clingy
>asks me if im mad at her everytime we havent talked for a day
>today she texts me that she loves me
>tell her to be careful with that kind of thing
>tells me she really loves me
>i feel nothing
Im not happy or sad,i suddenly feel absolutely nothing for her.
Do i have autism or something like that?
Is it because shes a very kind and good person and i dont want her to be with a piece of shit like me?
fuck you guys
why do i even come here?
>>27307194
>10/10 for me because of her hair personality and so on
>would wife instantly
>i feel nothing
what
>>27307194
you probably come here because youre melodramatic and fabricate problems regarding women, as is evident by your op.
youre also easily butthurt, so you probably buy into a lot of the bait threads on here
This is what I am working towards in life at the moment, I want to get fit for more reasons than that but I mean whats the point of getting strong if I don't use that strength on people who I hate a whole fucking bunch, what sort of fighting style is best all around for just mercilessly attacking someone? Should I just learn boxing or some sort of actual fighting style
>>27306882
Boxing + some ground game is perfect for the street.
Why do you want to beat people up, anyway? Is someone bullying you or are you just edgy?
>>27306906
No ones bullying me and I'm not edgy mainly just years of repressed anger (not caused by anything) and extreme mental health issues I want to just use whatever dickhead pisses me off as a punching bag for fun basically I feel like it would be an enjoyable experience
>>27306960
well, sign up for boxing then, the sparring should make you feel better
>you will never wake up in his bed with him gone, your ass still full of his cum
>you will never smile as you read the note he left, feeling a lightness in your heart at the ones he scribbled next to his and your name
>you will never clean yourself up/out in his shower, drying off with his towel and brushing your teeth with his toothbrush
>you will never slip into one of his t shirts and a pair of his boxers, feeling surrounded by his scent, his chemicals
>you will never goof off in his room for hours, waiting for him to return
>you will never experience "what's mine is yours, what's yours is mine"
>you will never wake up from a night of cuddling and stealthily inch his briefs down, sucking him off to wake him up
>you will never have your mouth forced onto his cock, both of his bony hands pushing your head down
>you will never fuck him
>you will never be fucked by him
>you will never make love to him
>you will never hold hands in private, feeling safe but pathetic
>you will never hold hands in public, feeling liberated but terrified
>you will never feel love
>tfw no bf
Nice post m8, gave me a stiffy.
I had a dream last night a man took me roughly from behind. Maybe we CAN make it robros.
these feels are real, even if the gender isn't right for me
>>27306941
did you kiss after or was he just using you?
Can a nigga get some (you)s on his birthday?
>>27306779
OK
Original happy birthday comment
>>27306779
Happy Birthday Anon, I hope you have a good day and you get lots of delicious cake.
>>27306800
Mummy had cake delivered to my apartment
On this day I celebrate the completion of my second year as a fully-fledged NEET. The occasional trip with my Dad aside, I have achieved fuck all for two whole years. My beer belly has grown to the size of a small moon, I've developed several mental health issues and allowed my anxiety grow to the point where I feel uncontrollably dizzy and nauseous at even the thought of leaving my house. I have had no friends or even vaguely friendly relations with any human being that wasn't my Dad for over 8 years. Naturally, I am a mega-virgin: not so much as a sniff of vagina in almost 26 years of life on this miserable planet.
As the situation stands... I'm in deep trouble. I'm unemployable, unpersonable, unpalatable, and an all-round total, mega fuck up. I'm staring into the abyss and the abyss is staring back at me as if to say "Jump you fat prick".
I'm lost. I've hit rock bottom. I'm on the darkest road to the deepest depths of Foreveralonedom with (seemingly) no means of escape.
Is there anyone here who can possibly relate? Anything anyone could say that might possibly be of use? I'll take whatever you have to offer. Even if you only want to wag your finger and tell me it's all my fault, to grab my balls with one hand and pull myself up by my bootstraps with the other etc.
Please someone just talk to me.
>>27306763
Have you tried training?
Things always get better. Force yourself to get a job and you will meet people and develop social skills.
>AIDSSkrillex has a qt gf and you don't
he's a bernie supporter and youre a trump supporter, it's no wonder that he has a beautiful gf and you dont
>>27306762
I'm actually a Bernie Supporter. I've donated $40 to his campaign.
I'm not Liberal though.
Yeah and she fucks a different guy every two days
>you will never make a cute fembot happy
>>27305709
Why should I care? Fembots aren't even real.
>A qt grill will never comfort me and help me remember what it's like to feel happy
>>27305749
They are real!!!
>fembot
They don't exist. You're talking to some smelly, fat loser not your qt3.14 anime dream girl.
im literally a grill ama
i'm a girl too!!!
ask me questions!! ignore op!
>>27305585
Is it hard being that autistic?
How are you going to feel when the robots on here kill your Stacy/Chad children in the future? Will you cry for a week and then proceed to let the next Chad you come across nut in your roast beef?
Just your weekly reminder wagies:
Forced into life, youre told its your duty to work for the privilege of living.
To sustain an existence you had no part in making.
Youre expected to forfeit your time in a job that you hate to earn just enough to survive.
To slave for pennies and save for a retirement youll never receive.
And so goes the cycle of living to work and working to live.
Wake with the alarm and commute to your cage.
Endure 8 hours of tedium and stress. Frustration and fatigue. Ass-kissing and office politics.
Come home exhausted. Anesthetize yourself with TV. Then head off to bed to do it all again.
Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
Like a broken record. Over and over. Again and again. Day in and day out.
This is your life.
An absurd daily grind. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Spend the weekends recuperating and doing the crap you couldnt do while you were working.
Cooking. Cleaning. Laundry.
Maintenance of a miserable life.
A morsel of pleasure may be found here and there.
But time keeps score.
The clock ticks down.
Because the next thing you know youre back at your desk.
Back in the bondage of work.
With another weeks worth of crap to swallow.
I mean you're not wrong, but do you really want to believe you're right?
>Be in 9th grade
>Get horrible anxiety due to this idea
>"WTF, having to work day and night after college, this is bullshit, this school crap is bad enough. Then there's the fucking college problem of paying 40k for a useless degree, no way in hell im slaving away in those STEM courses(America)"
>My only reason to live/work was to play video games, life wasn't all that interesting for me
>My body jitters and shakes every moment i'm at school due to the horrible anxiety I get from this reality
>Slowly break down, completely stop doing work in geometry, the other classes were piss easy so I just did them
>Full-blown nihilist-absurdest mentality kicks in the next year in 10th grade
>Completely stop doing work in all classes, just sleep in class, go home and stay up to 2 AM doing internet and video-games so I can fall asleep like a baby in class
>All through 10th grade this goes on, tons of shit in between cause ofc I get crap from teachers due to this
>Now 11th grade, same shit, however I only went for a month or too and just stopped going to school altogether, don't care about the truancy laws, I cant take this bullshit anymore
>Now 18, law is gonna come after my ass and I don't care, discover R9K
>"what the literal shit" Everyone on this site complains about this wagie crap too.
>Surprises me since after all the googling of the whole "work life" I had found nothing worthwhile yet there was this board here all along filled with stuff of it.
Yeah I have no flow in these greentexts, not doing school-work for a year makes you really lazy, and relaxed for once.
OP types this assuming that everybody that's in employment is in a low-wage job that they despise.
I went to university and slogged my guts out for 4 years and am now in a job I wake up excited to do and get paid 19.26 GBP an hour to do, and I work mostly at home so I set my own hours.
Most of you guys are either too thick or feckless to attain this though so you sit around posting to a Mongolian pictographic forum about how barely scraping an existence with minimal funds received from the government is so much superior.
I can't imagine being that aimless in life. No wonder you're all depressed.
When was the last time any of you actually went on a holiday you paid for yourself?
Who here 25+?
>25
>still live at home
>graduated but can't get a job and getting more hopeless by the second
>no friends
>stuck in a rut, lost, no passion, drive, or purpose in life
>seems impossible to leave the rut, feels like it's too late to try
>incredibly frustrated that everything i worked hard for in school was for nothing
Post here
>>27303847
This guy is 31
I'm 28 and have a job and career but I don't enjoy them particularly and would much rather be at home and play video games. My parents reminded me last week that I'll turn 30 soon and still never had a girlfriend. Feels bad.
>>27303947
25, got duped by the college meme also. T b H I think it's fucked up that qualified people who want jobs can't get them. It's not like anyone actually wants a job, it's just an unfortunate necessity so it's not like you're not entitled to one
>tfw getting your cock sucked at the office
Where have his balls gone?
>>27303938
holy fuck post more you maniac
>>27303938
merkel_working_her_way_to_the_top.jpg
>how many black male white female couples you ever saw in real life
vs
>how many black female white male couples you ever saw in real life
for me it is 2 vs 0
1 v 1 or something idk
black female white male couples don't exist
white males aren't promiscuous
I've literally only ever seen one obvious BMWF couple before in public and it was when I was like 7, their daughter had that shit where the skin is white and black in different spots all over.
For 6 fucking years I though that was what happened if an interracial couple had children.
I've been doing them for a while. Been finding myself a lot calmer and happier when I'm on them. I recommend it.
Must be nice to live in a neighbourhood where you don't get mugged 80% of time if you go outside at night
>>27307196
Night bike rides for me lad
>>27307196
Do you live in a city? I live in the suburbs I don't think it would work as well here.
>Acting like this is being normal
What happened to our society
>>27307010
>i now pronounce u squad goals
the fuck does that mean?
Did a nigger write that?
>>27307010
>>27307031
this is a joke. are you guys retarded? are you this out of touch with reality?
:) I did it. I just signed a job offer and I will earn $36000 per year as an Ad Man.
Why don't you change your life too neets?
fucking retards
oreganilanino
lmao why are you wagies so desperate to get neet approval
you'll only ever be a cuck
>$36000 per year
do you live in the third world where this is something to be proud of?
>>27306850
Lol welcome to heIl
