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Just looking at hot women makes me I'll, especially the 2nd from left, bitch is literally a 10/10
>>27320042
none of these are above 7/10
they all look the same to me
>>27320042
There all pretty much perfect.
They will grow old one day too and I mean part of me wishes that they are dumm and untalented.
The problem is that in many cases they also are smart or talented or kind.
Fucking sucks
>>27320042
>basic tanned bitches with identical facial features
They're not ugly but they're the "average" of the genetically gifted. The kind that once you've seen one, you've seen them all
Imagine if you had an actual gf
Would your life radically change or would you stay the same?
It would pretty much stay the same, and then she would dump me.
This sounds pathetic but it would actually give me a concrete reason to improve and try. Having someone really believe in me and care about me.
I don't want a gf, I want a fuck buddy.
femanons, who was the creepiest weirdest guy you've ever met in your life and what did he do?
>>27319980
>had a friend who's dad trafficked her from Mexico into the sex trade
>this was back when trafficking a minor in Georgia was a $50 misdemeanor, and Atlanta ranked #1
>I just remember him picking up her phone one day and saying,this is my property, no salethen slamming her phone
Crazy stuff. Stay safe kids.
>>27320333
*pimping a minor
>>27319980
>taking a health class at community college
>there's all types of people in it, old and young, dumb and smart
>oddly high concentration of fat people, probably because it counts as PE
>sit next to friend and good looking veteran
>some ugly skinny guy who always wears tank tops with acne all over also sits at our table
>he always follows me to my car trying to flirt
>he apparently was planning to ask me out, according to the hot veteran
Thank god it was always busy in the parking lot.
I want to destroy a Stacy's self-esteem and leave her depressed for months
I want to send her down swirling down her toilet of beta orbiters then humiliate the first one she latches on to. I'd slap her ass in front of him and call her a whore, then when Mr. White Knight gets all defensive and ready to save the day i'd show him the nudes his m'lady sent me last night trying to get me back.
I want to laugh at her when she's old and alone.
But Chad, I am not
make a chad profile and bait her out
>>27319965
Done it before and with each time my self-esteem falls deeper and deeper into the abyss and my bitterness grows.
I don't understand how robots get so much enjoyment out of proving they aren't worth shit to women.
>>27320003
you're supposed to make them feel bad, not the other way around, silly.
ITT: Worst thing you fapped too
>Child porn
I once fapped to a plate of steak and broccoli.
Yeah, I'm radical.
Some Japanese rape, they force feed her with A hose and she leaks everywhere, while they're beating the shit out of her.
I assumed it's legal and fake because it's censored... technically it is legal but the guys recording were yakuza who forced her to sign the contract due to fathers debts.
makes me hard thinking about it senpai
>tfw dad put a porn filter on the internet when I was a young boy
>fap to the nurses in the video on more than one occasion
>would sometimes fap in rhythm to the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
2006 was a very strange time
>therapist appointment tomorrow
>can't tell her about any of my actual problems because she wouldn't understand
>instead always just end up talking about politics for 30 minutes
>she is a huge Bernie supporter and I like Trump
>for 30 minutes she just tells me why Bernie is good and why Trump is racist/sexist
Bad feel.
>well adjusted professional trying to help the dregs of society is a Bernie supported
>degenerate loser who can't even be honest about his problems with a therapist is a Trump supporter
Like lazy poetry.
>>27319780
This thread is meant to be more about how worthless therapy is than politics, please go b8 somewhere else.
>>27319821
It is only worthless because you are worthless
What's stopping other countries from surprise nuking us into ashes?
the knowledge that the world cant handle any more weeaboos
>>27319614
MAD:
Mutually
Assured
Destruction
>>27320833
How will the US retaliate when we're dead though. I don't think North Korea is going to avenge us.
>banged girl
>has bf
idgaf
>rumor is he may propose
should I tell him, or just let the shit river flow?
>tfw you set out a kick toy and the lazy bastards just sleep on it
>>27319593
You should. I mean, would you like to marry a cheating whore? He probably will thank you and then punch you in the face tho
>>27319593
i love that game
who /small/ penis here?
4.5in/11.43cm master race reporting in
am i /small/ dick
>>27319598
no but u have phimosis, u can fix it by yourself. peel it back under a hot bath good luck.
actually all uncut guys have some form of phimosis, it's a natural state and you can fix it yourself.
this is my dick, you can see my foreskin easily retract back down.
>Size doesn't matter, only guys care about their penis
Why do women perpetuate this lie?
If it's an actual relationship and the woman isn't heartless or values sex normally then they usually don't care.
Women care more about the man and the experiences outside of bed than men do. Or don't hold as much weight to sex.
>>27319368
Because it's not a lie
>>27319618
>and the woman isn't heartless
Why does this whole generation suck so much? Even Chads are just worried about their next lay and normies just want to buy useless shit to express their "individuality". And then us robots, we are like the bio-indicator species. Is it really just a lack of hardship? Is there some way to adopt whatever the mentality was back in the mid 1900s? Are we just the necessary collateral damage of a bloated middle class?
life isn't fair, anon, you'll accept it eventually
>>27319016
>it's a born in le wrong generation episode
just start lifting man youll be fine
>>27319016
high cost of inflated goods and services, rising taxes/social security, rising real estate. stagnate wages and no jobs affect most of the American middle class.
>tfw you're a spic and you want to vote for trump but your family is so anti-trump they'll get butthurt at even the mention of his name
>>27318808
you must be a first generation spic, pedroBUILD
Just vote for him and say you voted John Kaisch.
>>27318808
good trump supporters welcome you. Vote for Trump so we can stop making America an "open country" where everyone can just walk in and take our jobs, our wealth and opportunities under the exploitation of liberals touchy feels and fear of being called a racist.
Well /r9k/ Do I qualify for being a robot?
>>27318789
You qualify for being a faggot.
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
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>>27318806
this senpai desu kek
Should chestlets be euthanized?
>>27318771
reminder that a fat fembot with big saggy tits is trying to force this meme
>>27318771
No not at all. January Jones has smaller tits but she's the most beautiful one by far.
nope
would bang
It happened, my dudes. My girlfriend just confessed that her biggest fetish would be watching having sex with another woman, while being unable to participate.
>She wants to be cucked
How do i make it happen? I mean, how do i even convince another girl to fuck with me while she watches? I though of paying a whore but that would be no fun at all, plus i don't money for this shit. HELP ME.
>>27318584
ask your gf if she has a friend open to it, i'm sure she knows some slut open to this degeneracy
>>27318584
this could be a trick dont do it op
IT IS A TRICK YOU RETARD
She will be asking to invite Jamal to bed in no time you retarded fuck. And you seem aroused by this, your gf is literally a whore that wants to have sex with a girl
